Wireless noise cancelling muzzle needed for wife

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afterburnt
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Just kidding, I don't have a wife. I wonder why?
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  • afterburnt
    afterburnt Posts: 7,892
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    I actually do have a wife but she is really fat, like I mean orca fat so I don't like to talk about it.
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  • afterburnt
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    Have you ever seen a woman eat a whole pack of beff franks in two or three bites without even taking them out of the package?
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  • afterburnt
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    That's not my wife, she's not nearly that thin.
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  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 4,939
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    Feeling lonely this morning?! :p
    Alea jacta est!
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  • Viking64
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    After seeing that photo, I am suddenly put off by the idea of getting a ham for Christmas. :s
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  • afterburnt
    afterburnt Posts: 7,892
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    Kex wrote: »
    Feeling lonely this morning?! :p

    Never really lonely with three tons of fun!
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  • afterburnt
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    Viking64 wrote: »
    After seeing that photo, I am suddenly put off by the idea of getting a ham for Christmas. :s

    I wish she tasted like ham, more like corned beef and cabbage.
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  • oldrocker
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    Oh boy.... :D
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  • afterburnt
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    “bachomp, bachewy chomp, bachewy chomp.” my wife says hi.
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  • afterburnt
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    I am not concerned about the sound of ripping flesh and vacuum packaging, I am afraid she's gonna eat me. She ate the stucco off the North side of our house.
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  • gudnoyez
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    Sounds like quite the gal :s
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  • pitdogg2
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    OH MY GAWD Bruce most times I feel you ate too much of the purple window pane..... Today it MUST of been the peyote yep but dayum I love your sense of humor
    :D<3:D
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  • pitdogg2
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    Mmmmm that will be a long fun night Drew....
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  • delkal
    delkal Posts: 764
    edited December 2019
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    I my first thought when I read the headphones post "Wireless noise cancelling headset needed for wife" was I hope his wife doesn't read it. Then I realized they were FOR his wife.

    One quirk of nature is all men all have a reduced ability to hear high pitched tones as they get older. Women speak in higher pitched tones...............coincidence?
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  • pitdogg2
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    delkal wrote: »
    One quirk of nature is all men all have a reduced ability to hear high pitched tones as they get older. Women speak in higher pitched tones...............coincidence?



    I think not
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  • kharp1
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    Coffee spewed on the keyboard!
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  • verb
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    Lol! Married or not Bruce she’s one lucky woman to have snagged you! :smile:
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  • verb
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    Just keep her away from the wall of Dali! :smile:
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