The official what we would do without Russ

Willow

Guys...get a room already!! @lightman1 and @pitdogg2

EndersShadow

Willow wrote: »

Guys...get a room already!! @lightman1 and @pitdogg2

They did..... they code-named it Axpona 2019... and from what I hear there will be a ton more of them there lol.....

tonyb

EndersShadow wrote: »

Willow wrote: »

Guys...get a room already!! @lightman1 and @pitdogg2

They did..... they code-named it Axpona 2019... and from what I hear there will be a ton more of them there lol.....

Here in the mid-west, we call that sex trafficking. Already scared off Maxward from showing up. The rest of you, just need to keep certain things under lock and key.

tonyb

I'll offer up some of Tonyb's safety tips, for a successful visit to AXPONA.

Never share a room with Tom or Russ....should go without saying.

Never shower when either is present in that room.

Never take pictures, evidence my brotha's.

If you think you can leave booze in the room, and it will be there when you get back, think again.

Do not sit and eat in the lobby, under or close to directly beneath a balcony. Russ and Ivan like to see who can spit in your beer from 4 floors up.

Never walk in front of Russ, and if you do....and drop something, keep walking, it isn't worth it.

Tie a string to Ivan, it's the only way to keep him with your group.

If you go out to eat with Skip, let him pay. Anyone who orders ground beef on a pizza in Chicago deserves the bill.

Grab a map of the rooms. If you let Steve navigate, you'll wind up at a convention for angry women with those funny hats that look like a body part. You may not make it out of there alive.

If you get lost, look for Brian's wife, woman has a build in GPS system for where everything and everyone is at.

Newbs buy the first 2 rounds, after that it's every man for themselves.

Follow those simple rules, and you should enjoy the show.

pitdogg2

tonyb wrote: »

Do not sit and eat in the lobby, under or close to directly beneath a balcony. Russ and Ivan like to see who can spit in your beer from 4 floors up.

I'm bringing extra quarters this year.

lightman1

Solid plan, Ivan. I almost won last year until you hocked a loogie into that ladies Cosmo from the sixth floor. Looked like a breaking curve ball on the way down.

mhardy6647

lightman1 wrote: »

Yo! Ivan!

pitdogg2 wrote: »

My man...

"Do you mind if we dance with yo' dates?"


https://youtu.be/fREmwwfT_Ts

tonyb

pitdogg2 wrote: »

tonyb wrote: »

Do not sit and eat in the lobby, under or close to directly beneath a balcony. Russ and Ivan like to see who can spit in your beer from 4 floors up.

I'm bringing extra quarters this year.

Don't do that Ivan, you know what happens when Russ see's a pile of quarters on the floor. He starts pole dancing....and you can't unsee that.

tonyb

lightman1 wrote: »

Solid plan, Ivan. I almost won last year until you hocked a loogie into that ladies Cosmo from the sixth floor. Looked like a breaking curve ball on the way down.

It's almost funnier when you miss. Think "Something about Mary"....don't need to say much more.

I'm putting a 10 spot on the dark horse in this competition, Judy will kick both your arses.

pitdogg2

tonyb wrote: »

pitdogg2 wrote: »

tonyb wrote: »

Do not sit and eat in the lobby, under or close to directly beneath a balcony. Russ and Ivan like to see who can spit in your beer from 4 floors up.

I'm bringing extra quarters this year.

Don't do that Ivan, you know what happens when Russ see's a pile of quarters on the floor. He starts pole dancing....and you can't unsee that.

I got a dollar

treitz3

You may have a dollar but it gets embarrassing when he does that crap in the middle of a restaurant. Although all of the old ladies seem to get a kick out of it.

Tom

SCompRacer

We all need a lightman action figure!

nooshinjohn

SCompRacer wrote: »

We all need a lightman action figure!

Agreed, but it's gotta have that kung-fu grip, and be a little light in the loafers like a Ken doll.

ken brydson

nooshinjohn wrote: »

SCompRacer wrote: »

We all need a lightman action figure!

Agreed, but it's gotta have that kung-fu grip, and be a little light in the loafers like a Ken doll.

Hey!!

nooshinjohn

If the shoe fits...

lightman1

Kissmyass, John....

Willow

SCompRacer wrote: »

We all need a lightman action figure!

Isn't this one wearing too much clothing?

mhardy6647

sheep sold separately.

tonyb

mhardy6647 wrote: »

sheep sold separately.

LMAO....no place for the "mouse in the house" either.

halo

mhardy6647 wrote: »

sheep sold separately.

Not to mention all of the audio gear that he has stashed all over the country

Of sheep, I know nothing.

Willow