Random Thoughts

mark090852

Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."

Clipdat

Strange, I just eat them like this:

rpf65

You should really get out and meet people. Maybe get a pet, like a gold fish.

I mean a dog or especially a cat would run away if they saw you eating crushed M&M’s one at a time. Maybe not the first one, but by the third one, they would start trying to figure out which door would be the best opportunity to run.

mdaudioguy

I don't know how much of this tale was farcical, but I usually sort them by color first and eat one color at a time. And I'm ok with that. Also, I hate Skittles.

msg

My brother used to eat gummi worms and play it out:
"No no not meee!!!"
"Yes you!"
[Chomp]

mlistens03

I used to do this with Skittles. The M&Ms seem to just disintegrate. However I don’t send the good ones to Skittles, I just eat them.

msg wrote: »

My brother used to eat gummi worms and play it out:
"No no not meee!!!"
"Yes you!"
[Chomp]

I did that too.

Msabot1

mark090852 wrote: »

Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."

My thoughts??....You,my friend have a problem....

boston1450

I think i had too many beers yesterday So today i will start with just 1

scubalab

boston1450 wrote: »

I think i had too many beers yesterday So today i will start with just 1

I always start with 1 and finish with 1.

It’s the “in between” that’s the big variable...

Mark - thanks for the laugh!

pitdogg2

boston1450 wrote: »

I think i had too many beers yesterday So today i will start with just 1

scubalab wrote: »

boston1450 wrote: »

I think i had too many beers yesterday So today i will start with just 1

I always start with 1 and finish with 1.

It’s the “in between” that’s the big variable...

Mark - thanks for the laugh!

Exactly the middle 12 are what does the damage... lol

tonyb

I only have one thought after reading this...…..

Emlyn

M&Ms are available in single color ten pounds sacks now...you're welcome!

https://www.amazon.com/Red-MS-Bulk-Candy-Bag/dp/B010QDI37C/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1528907923&sr=8-3&keywords=red+m&ms+bulk&th=1

Jimbo18

Emlyn wrote: »

M&Ms are available in single color ten pounds sacks now...you're welcome!

https://www.amazon.com/Red-MS-Bulk-Candy-Bag/dp/B010QDI37C/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1528907923&sr=8-3&keywords=red+m&ms+bulk&th=1

Now, if only they would do that for Tootsie Roll Pops. Mmmmmm, cherry......

westmassguy

It's OK to put the crack pipe down once in a while...

Mikey081057

Whenever I eat M&M's I only eat the W's

I am buying up all the WD40 I can because if they come out with WD41 who knows if it will work as good.

mhardy6647

Mikey081057 wrote: »

Whenever I eat M&M's I only eat the W's

I am buying up all the WD40 I can because if they come out with WD41 who knows if it will work as good.

Reminds me of a joke -- but I cannot tell it here.