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  • drumminman
    drumminman Posts: 3,396
    tonyb wrote: »
    drumminman wrote: »
    You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish.

    Never understood that darn REO Speedwagon title.

    Imagine you're some place in the catskills and read it like this: You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish. Then imagine you hear bada-boom, crash!

    Pretty lame but amusing.
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  • scubalab
    scubalab Posts: 3,103
    "I feel more like I do now, than I did when I first got here..."

    -My Grandfather
  • "If you're looking for a helping hand, look at the end of your arm."
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  • Msabot1
    Msabot1 Posts: 2,098
    'Friendly Fire' isn't.....
  • kevhed72
    kevhed72 Posts: 5,066
    "So that kind of music do you usually have here?"

    Reply from waitress " We have both kinds-country and western."
  • voltz
    voltz Posts: 5,384
    There are only two types of honest people in the world, Small children & Drunk people!
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  • Mikey081057
    Mikey081057 Posts: 7,127
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    My New Year's resolution is 3840 × 2160

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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 33,002
    Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.

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  • Polkie2009
    Polkie2009 Posts: 3,834
    Unfortunately, nowadays it seems like the younger entitlement generation only think the government and their older relatives assets are owed to them. W O R K is a four letter word most young folks act like they are allergic to.
  • gudnoyez
    gudnoyez Posts: 8,132
    I met her in the hallway bangin' on the door Askin' what that funny smell was wake you up to tell you it's ok to sleep some more, by the way is there any you can sell us?

    Joe Walsh










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  • Mikey081057
    Mikey081057 Posts: 7,127
    I just sharted....

    Phillip Seymore Hoffman (Along Came Polly)
    RIP
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  • voltz
    voltz Posts: 5,384
    The Most important things in life are not things!
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  • scottyboy76
    scottyboy76 Posts: 2,905
    Its the least I could do, and never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do.
    humpty dumpty was pushed
  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 33,002
    Was watching American Beauty again last night.....

    " I want the job with the least possible amount of responsibility".
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 33,002
    One from the late but great Robin Williams.....

    " God gave man a brain and a p e n i s, but only enough blood to run one at a time."
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  • Things that just slipped out in a moments of honesty:

    "It's best to wait until you are married to not have sex".

    "I don't remember that. If you were there, did it seem like I was paying attention?"

    "I've told you kids a million-billion times not to exaggerate"
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  • westmassguy
    westmassguy Posts: 6,850
    edited August 2015
    "You can cure ignorance, but you cant fix stupid" Ron White

    "So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?" Stewie Griffin

    "I swear I didn't do anything" Every friend that brings me their computer to fix.
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  • afterburnt
    afterburnt Posts: 7,892
    And the older you get, the fewer things you really love. And by the time you get to my age, maybe it's only one or two things. With me, I think it's one.
  • Moose68Bash
    Moose68Bash Posts: 3,843
    "Once you have to write down the rules, you've already lost the game."

    I think I originated this saying, but I can't be sure. The only place it shows up when I Google it is in a Polk Forum thread from a couple of years ago in which I also posted it.
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  • daddyjt
    daddyjt Posts: 2,586
    "If you can't tell who the sucker is in your first half hour at the table, then you're the sucker." ~ Matt Damon, Rounders
    “Human beings are born with different capacities. If they are free, they are not equal. And if they are equal, they are not free.”
    ― Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,513
    edited August 2015
    It shouldn't matter who pumps up the tires as long as your significant other is the only one who rides the bike.
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  • Jimbo18
    Jimbo18 Posts: 2,337
    Woman at a party to an obnoxious Oscar Wilde - "Sir, you are drunk".
    Oscar - "And Madam, you are ugly, but in the morning, I will be sober"
  • Mikey081057
    Mikey081057 Posts: 7,127
    Jimbo18 wrote: »
    Woman at a party to an obnoxious Oscar Wilde - "Sir, you are drunk".
    Oscar - "And Madam, you are ugly, but in the morning, I will be sober"

    I have seen this actually credited to Sir Winston Churchill.. funny whoever said it

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  • Jimbo18
    Jimbo18 Posts: 2,337
    edited August 2015
    Jimbo18 wrote: »
    Woman at a party to an obnoxious Oscar Wilde - "Sir, you are drunk".
    Oscar - "And Madam, you are ugly, but in the morning, I will be sober"

    I have seen this actually credited to Sir Winston Churchill.. funny whoever said it

    Okay, so you made me google it, and it looks like it was Churchill. At least, according to some accounts, but it appears that he might have gotten it from some earlier writings of various other people.

    Okay how about an actual quote from Wilde which is pretty apropos for this thread -

    "Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit".
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,970
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    Oh, Listen here mister. We got no way of understandin' this world. But we got as much sense of this bird flyin in the sky. Now there is a lot that bird don't know, but it don't change the fact that the world is happening to him all the same. What I am tryin to say is, is that the course of your life, well its changing, and you don't even see it- Forest Bondurant
  • Polkie2009
    Polkie2009 Posts: 3,834
    Saw this one and cracked me up. To HRC, Feel The Bern!
  • Winston Churchill commenting on his political rival Clement Attlee:

    "Mr Attlee is a very modest man...indeed, he has much to be modest about".

    (THWACK!)
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  • Moose68Bash
    Moose68Bash Posts: 3,843
    "Life is what happens to you while you're planning something else."

    I cannot find the source of this quotation, but it certainly pertains to me and my life.
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  • scottyboy76
    scottyboy76 Posts: 2,905
    Another one attributed to Churchill

    An old bag says to Winston "Sir if you were my husband, I would feed you poison"

    Winston replied, "Madam if I were your husband I would take it"

    humpty dumpty was pushed