You guys never fail to amaze me.

Jstas
Jstas Posts: 14,842
edited April 2014 in The Clubhouse
This site had been up since...what? 1997?

Many of you have been coming here a decade or more. I know have. (<--- dunno if that's sad or not)

So it would follow suit that you have a reasonable grasp of how the Internet and web browsers work.

But some of you still can't seem to get it right.

Do we need to have "How to use the Innerwebtubesnet 101" or something?

We can even have a class like "Spellcheckers...How DO They Work?" too.

:p
Expert Moron Extraordinaire

You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,994
    edited April 2014
    ... or "how do I connect two amplifiers to one set of speakers?"

    Oops, wrong forum.
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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited April 2014
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    ... or "how do I connect two amplifiers to one set of speakers?"

    I hear the power increase is exponential!
    Jake
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited April 2014
    I heard it was explosive.
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • SupraFT1
    SupraFT1 Posts: 9
    edited April 2014
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    ... Or "how do i connect two amplifiers to one set of speakers?"

    oops, wrong forum.
    = bridge
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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,606
    edited April 2014
    I'm still lukin' for da black paint!
    --Gary--
    Onkyo Integra M504, Bottlehead Foreplay III, Denon SACD, Thiel CS2.3, NHT VT-2, VT-3 and Evolution T6, Infinity RSIIIa, SDA1C and a few dozen other speakers around the house I change in and out.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,757
    edited April 2014
    halo71 wrote: »
    I'm still lukin' for da black paint!

    When ya find da black paint lemme kno cause I gots me a sub inna cardboard box wit a hole in it dat I wanna paint.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,606
    edited April 2014
    You mean the "air hole" right?
    --Gary--
    Onkyo Integra M504, Bottlehead Foreplay III, Denon SACD, Thiel CS2.3, NHT VT-2, VT-3 and Evolution T6, Infinity RSIIIa, SDA1C and a few dozen other speakers around the house I change in and out.
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  • headrott
    headrott Posts: 5,496
    edited April 2014
    zingo wrote: »
    I hear the power increase is exponential!

    10 X 10 X 10 X 10 X 10 X 10.........Sounds like the Krell, don't it?
    Relayer-Big-O-Poster.jpg
    Taken from a recent Audioholics reply regarding "Club Polk" and Polk speakers:
    "I'm yet to hear a Polk speaker that merits more than a sentence and 60 seconds discussion." :\
    My response is: If you need 60 seconds to respond in one sentence, you probably should't be evaluating Polk speakers.....

    "Green leaves reveal the heart spoken Khatru"- Jon Anderson

    "Have A Little Faith! And Everything You'll Face, Will Jump From Out Right On Into Place! Yeah! Take A Little Time! And Everything You'll Find, Will Move From Gloom Right On Into Shine!"- Arthur Lee
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,757
    edited April 2014
    Ya dude, wit da air hole.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited April 2014
    Stead o worrin bout audio you iterate yahoos needs to go get yo selfs some edjamacation! Or at least look up words in one of those tionaries.
    Marantz AV-7705 PrePro, Classé 5 channel 200wpc Amp, Oppo 103 BluRay, Rotel RCD-1072 CDP, Sony XBR-49X800E TV, Polk S60 Main Speakers, Polk ES30 Center Channel, Polk S15 Surround Speakers SVS SB12-NSD x2
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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,606
    edited April 2014
    cfrizz wrote: »
    tionaries.

    erm....that bee's "ictionaries"! ;)
    --Gary--
    Onkyo Integra M504, Bottlehead Foreplay III, Denon SACD, Thiel CS2.3, NHT VT-2, VT-3 and Evolution T6, Infinity RSIIIa, SDA1C and a few dozen other speakers around the house I change in and out.
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  • mrbiron
    mrbiron Posts: 5,711
    edited April 2014
    Wut da wut?
    Dag!...my abacus is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    Where’s the KABOOM?!?! There’s supposed to be an Earth shattering KABOOM!!!
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  • dromunds
    dromunds Posts: 10,029
    edited April 2014
    y'all's ignent
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  • Toolfan66
    Toolfan66 Posts: 17,337
    edited April 2014
    Yos givn me krap sbout mes spillin?

    **** yos all..
    Polk Audio SDA 2.3tl Fully Hot Rodded. 😎

    SVS SB16 X2

    Cary SLP-05/Ultimate Upgrade.
    Cary SA-500.1 ES Amps
    Cary DMS 800PV Network
    OPPO UDP 205/ModWright Modification
    VPI Scout TT / Dynavector 20x2
    Jolida JD9 Fully Modified

    VPI MW-1 Cyclone RCM

    MIT Shotgun 3 cables throughout / Except TT, and PC’s
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  • Faustin
    Faustin Posts: 1,149
    edited April 2014
    What??? Kants undrstands notting yu b sa'in
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  • codyc1ark
    codyc1ark Posts: 2,532
    edited April 2014
    F1nut wrote: »
    When ya find da black paint lemme kno cause I gots me a sub inna cardboard box wit a hole in it dat I wanna paint.

    If you read that in a rasta voice...
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  • Inspector 24
    Inspector 24 Posts: 1,308
    edited April 2014
    HEY GUYS IVE GOT SOMEQUESTIONS FOR EVERYBODY WHAT KIND OF CABLE DO YOU GUYS LIKE IVE READ LOTS OF REVIEWS BUT IVE GOT SOME NEW Polk Audio Blackstone TL1600 5.1 Speaker System - 40 Hz - 22 kHz SPEAKERS AND WANT THE BEST STUFF FOR THEM IVE READ ABOUT ANTICABLES AND SOMETHING CALLED MIT WHAT DO YOU GUYS RECOMMEND ALSO POWER CORDS AND SOUND DEADENING DO I NEED THOSE BEFORE I RUN AUDESSEEY AND HOW DO I USE THE MICROPHONE KEEP IT RIGHT NEXT TO THE SPEAKERS OR ON THE WALL THANKS VERY MUCH IN ADVANCE FOR THE HELP OH AND HOW DO I HOOK THEM UP WITH MY 1979 BETAMAX THANKS!
    Up
    LSi15 LSiC - RX-V3000

    Down
    LSiM707 - 706c - 702f/x - Dual HSU VTF-15H Mk2
    Parasound HCA-3500 - HCA-2003A - Marantz SR7005
    Sim2 D60 - Dragonfly 106" Panny 500

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  • payneinthe
    payneinthe Posts: 63
    edited April 2014
    nbrowser wrote: »
    Oh I don't got 100 posts yet so I'm gonna complain about not getting into the for sale area...

    Hey, I resemble that remark!
    --
    7.1: LSIc, LSI-9 L/R, F/X1000 SL/SR, RM101 BL/BR, PSW 650 SW
    Onkyo TX-929
    Parasound HCA-1206

    2-channel: Parasound P5, Odyssey Kismet, Vandersteen 3A Signature, Pro-Ject Debut Carbon
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  • chefkungfu
    chefkungfu Posts: 638
    edited April 2014
    F1nut wrote: »
    When ya find da black paint lemme kno cause I gots me a sub inna cardboard box wit a hole in it dat I wanna paint.
    halo71 wrote: »
    I'm still lukin' for da black paint!
    Still laughing at dat!!!
    SRT Seismic System with dual PSW1200's
    RT5000 x 2
    RT2000p
    CS400i
    CS350-LS
    LS F/X
    PSW650
    PSW1000 w/Dayton SPA1000
    DSW MicroPro 4000
    Adcom amps
    Pioneer Elite SC-89
    Pioneer PLX-1000 Turntable
    PS4
    XBOX One
    MIT Interconnects
    BJC
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,341
    edited April 2014
    nbrowser wrote: »
    um Google Translate failed on this post...

    http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?160105-cd-players

    He was drinking, hopefully not driving!
    Carl

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  • chefkungfu
    chefkungfu Posts: 638
    edited April 2014
    ^^^^ dyslexia, or just way too much boozing!!! Either way try to decipher it is pretty funny!!
    SRT Seismic System with dual PSW1200's
    RT5000 x 2
    RT2000p
    CS400i
    CS350-LS
    LS F/X
    PSW650
    PSW1000 w/Dayton SPA1000
    DSW MicroPro 4000
    Adcom amps
    Pioneer Elite SC-89
    Pioneer PLX-1000 Turntable
    PS4
    XBOX One
    MIT Interconnects
    BJC
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  • squeeb
    squeeb Posts: 426
    edited April 2014
    Maybe we should have a glossary of words and how to use them in a sentence. I'll start:

    Himalayan - I am sorry officer, I didn't see Himalayan in the road.
    Genitalia - Genitalia, you're a fine lookin' woman.
    7.3 HT: Sunfire TGR-3, Sunfire Series II, Mirage OMD-28, OMD-5 (x4), REL T1 (2), T2, Oppo 103D, Optoma HD8200PRO, 106" screen, SB Touch
    Family Room: Yamaha RX-V2700, RT25i, 42" Samsung, SB Duet
    Pool: Yamaha V2700, SQ Duet, Atrium 60 (2), Atrium 45 (3), Atrium 65sdi
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  • Green '01
    Green '01 Posts: 60
    edited April 2014
    Seems like a bunch of Chick Fil A cows have invaded this thread!
    Chickfila_zps15dad2d0.jpg
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  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,785
    edited April 2014
    My dotter is dun gradiating this yer....
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,860
    edited April 2014
    Sew dis is wut happins wen u lissen two Stealee Dhan on vineel ?
    Sal Palooza
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  • oldmodman
    oldmodman Posts: 740
    edited April 2014
    Must have been my fault.

    I was taking a nap.

    But now that I'm awake. Lets talk about what zip cord is the best to use for my Stereo System. It's made by Fisher. But it only has one speaker.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited April 2014
    5a0.jpg
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • oldmodman
    oldmodman Posts: 740
    edited April 2014
    nbrowser wrote: »
    Home Depot bulk lamp cord, it's the best stuff out there. lotsa copper clad aluminum, and since you've only got one speaker, you just need one shot so taking that into account...400 feet of it works out to be oh about $1,000...don't worry though, it'll sound as good as Lowes lamp cord...2.3s the price!

    I have made up my mind. I'm going with solid copper grounding straps from WW2 boiler welding machines. Each strip is 1/4 inch thick and 4 inches wide. Should be "nearly lossless"
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,220
    edited April 2014
    *spit*



    *ding*



    Now y'all ur talkin' sum gawd fursaakin language somebodies cain fiilly underdamnstand. Shooooot dang. Summs y'all smartzsz. Reel smartzsz. I um impraissed. Ief I was onlee soe luckiie.




    Cables douwnt matier, mkmmmK?




    Feurgotz me naim.
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,785
    edited April 2014
    treitz3 wrote: »
    *spit*



    *ding*



    Now y'all ur talkin' sum gawd fursaakin language somebodies cain fiilly underdamnstand. Shooooot dang. Summs y'all smartzsz. Reel smartzsz. I um impraissed. Ief I was onlee soe luckiie.




    Cables douwnt matier, mkmmmK?




    Feurgotz me naim.

    Where's my damn decoder ring?....
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