Karate, anyone.

JDOGG
JDOGG Posts: 433
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
I'm Screening for my Black Belt on the 19th. Anyone else here in Karate? Just thought I'd let you know. I'm soooooooo bored.
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited December 2003
    I am a kickboxer. Good luck with your test, that is an accomplishment to be proud of.

    Regards,
    PolkThug
    Never Forget
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited December 2003
    I drink beer and make love to my wife:D

    then I buy more audio equipment and get bitched at so I drink more beer then have sex with my wife:cool:

    HBomb
    ***WAREMTAE***
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited December 2003
    The best is drinking an ice cold beer, in a hot shower, while (bleep)ing your woman.
    Never Forget
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited December 2003
    I spin music for 7 hours a night and watch hot 20 year olds take off all their clothes.

    Then I go home and get my Kung-Fu Grip going on my wee wee!

    Does that count? :D

    Anyway, good luck on the Black Belt Screening!
    No excuses!
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited December 2003
    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more info then we needed there John. The visual is killing me. I need a beer, or two, or.....****, it's gonna take a 12 pack to erase that.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
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    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • Loud & Clear
    Loud & Clear Posts: 1,538
    edited December 2003
    The best is fantasizing about what it must be like to watch 20 year old girls taking their clothes off for 7 hours straight, then strong-arming your johnson like Chuck Norris.

    Oh, and good luck with your black belt test.

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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited December 2003
    I have a feeling it's not the visual of 15-20 Twenty-something year olds taking their clothes off.

    Everyone sing it with me...

    "Everybody loves kung fu fighting....his fists were fast as lightning..."

    Actually, here's a funny stripclub story. A former DJ and I were discussing things about what to do when a dancer pisses you off. Well, this guy did this:

    One night, an Asian dancer gets up on stage (after having did something really stupid to the DJ), so he loads up the CD player with...you guessed it..."Kung-Fu Fighting" and "Turning Japanese". The crowd roared into laughter! Afterwards, she went up to the booth and slapped the **** out of him.

    Some chick pisses me off, I usually throw in "Baby Got Back", "Ice Ice Baby" or "U Can't Touch This".


    John
    No excuses!
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,201
    edited December 2003
    JDOGG,
    good luck.

    I study Kung Fu.Tai Chi,7 Star Praying Mantis,Ba Gua,Yoga,etc.I have been studing over 10 years.

    Getting to the black belt level is just the beginning of your training.Once you get there,you will see what I'm talking about.

    Our school is Spirit Wind Internal Arts.

    http://zaza.com/spiritwind/
    Dan
    My personal quest is to save to world of bad audio, one thread at a time.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited December 2003
    Oh come on Dan. Your fat Hong Kong Fooey **** couldn't 'dragon dance' across the room to a bag of cheetos.

    What a hoot! ;)

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited December 2003
    Ah Master, Why do you call me Grasshopper?

    Because you are ugly like insect!

    Good luck, man.
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  • Polk-a-nizer
    Polk-a-nizer Posts: 225
    edited December 2003
    Karate chopping your wang.....mmmm, interesting concept.;)

    alien_tai_chi_md_wht.gif

    Goodluck on the black belt, look out for the notorius "black eye".:p
    ††Polk-A-Nizer~~Ulrich††
    Nizer The Wizer
    "I can blast my Polks longer and they keep getting stronger!"
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,201
    edited December 2003
    Russ,
    Only if you knew..............

    Funny **** you write.

    On a side note I take my art seriously so lets keep the jokes down.
    Dan
    My personal quest is to save to world of bad audio, one thread at a time.
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  • Loud & Clear
    Loud & Clear Posts: 1,538
    edited December 2003
    Mantits - I followed the link to your school. Chik is awesome.

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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,090
    edited December 2003
    Originally posted by mantis
    .

    On a side note I take my art seriously so lets keep the jokes down.

    Man, this is RIPE with material....I mean TONS.

    I just have this vision of Dan doing his karate moves, slipping and booting a half full bucket of extra crispy all over the house. Hoping around with a KFC bucket stuck on his cloven hoof

    I dunno.....way too much for me to deal with.

    I do have a question for Dan though, whats the best method to get the Krispy Kreme jelly stains out of your karate uniform? Do you prefer to SHOUT that **** out? Or do you prefer a more passive approach, a mild presoak and then a good hot wash?

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited December 2003
    He he he
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • fireshoes
    fireshoes Posts: 3,167
    edited December 2003
    Originally posted by mantis
    JDOGG,
    good luck.

    I study Kung Fu.Tai Chi,7 Star Praying Mantis,Ba Gua,Yoga,etc.I have been studing over 10 years.

    Getting to the black belt level is just the beginning of your training.Once you get there,you will see what I'm talking about.

    Our school is Spirit Wind Internal Arts.

    http://zaza.com/spiritwind/

    I always wondered what was up with Dan's Yoda talk and this totally explains everything. It's like seeing HDTV for the first time. Everything is so clear now!

    7 Star Praying Mantis, is that where you got your name, amigo?

    I'm a pretty big MMA fan myself, and get almost all the PrideFC, and UFC pay-per-views.
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  • TheMaster
    TheMaster Posts: 184
    edited December 2003
    "hhhmmm, I like your style. Who's your teachaaaa? Can you a snake style, how about a monkey style?" Just kidding with you guys...:D

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