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Polk-a-nizer Posts: 225
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Is it just me or do you guys hate:mad: them too? You know who I'm talking about PEOPLE ;)! Those Polka Posers who think they have bad **** sound hookups and all they REALLY :o have is just BAD SOUND:eek:!!!! You know those idjuts that pull up next to you at a red light and start gunning there 1/2 cylinder Volvo with the 8-track and a pair of Jimmy rigged HOUSE speakers DUCT TAPED to the dash. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:confused: Huh, HUH!!!! Answer me damnit! :mad: And then they have the BALLS to ask you, "How does it sound?" What, what, step in to my office.... BECAUSE YOU'RE EFFIN FIREDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!:mad: Besides, who could here all that distortion over the muffler that's draggin the friggin hard pan FCS!(For Christ Sake) Holla back the FEEDBACK peeps!

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Ul~Rich Says: "Come on, SHARE THE ANGER."
††Polk-A-Nizer~~Ulrich††
Nizer The Wizer
"I can blast my Polks longer and they keep getting stronger!"
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited October 2003
    So whats the diagnosis / prescription here guys? Ritalin? Prozac?

    A padded room and Thorazine? I guess the postive side is perhaps Sid has a new running buddy.

    Cheers,
    Rooster
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited October 2003
    That post was ghettoliscious :)

    He hasn't been here long enough to freak out like that.........
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,090
    edited October 2003
    OOOOOKAAAAAAAYYYY, well, it's been REAL nice talking to ya....I gotta just slide on outta here.....


    //// aside to everyone else //// Post Office might be hiring REAL soon.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,201
    edited October 2003
    WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY???????????
    Dan
    My personal quest is to save to world of bad audio, one thread at a time.
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  • wlrandall
    wlrandall Posts: 440
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    A padded room and Thorazine?

    Hmm...and maybe a Lithium chaser to boot?? This one's out there...
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited October 2003
    A sweater...Yeah...we should all chip in for a sweater....one of those with the real long sleeves that buckle in back.....Yeah, that's the ticket!

    Polk-a-nizer,
    Welcome to the forum. Are you seeing anyone?

    Like a shrink maybe?!?
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,782
    edited October 2003
    For the record,
    That is NOT me under a different screen name. He reminds me of a over amplified Scott Wango Tango!
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited October 2003
    Nizer...........while we all appreciate a fresh.......ya.....fresh......posting style, I just wanted to point out to you that there are seperate forums here on the site. The Car forum is at the bottom of the forum page.....

    That being said.........go there......:D
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • Polk-a-nizer
    Polk-a-nizer Posts: 225
    edited October 2003
    Sorry about that guys:eek:. Just had to vent a little there. Hope I didn,t freak anyone out TOO bad. But DISTORTION sucks! :mad:
    __________________________________--
    Ul~Rich says: "If you EXPECT the UNEXPECTED, then does'nt that make the UNEXPECTED.. EXPECTED?":rolleyes:
    ††Polk-A-Nizer~~Ulrich††
    Nizer The Wizer
    "I can blast my Polks longer and they keep getting stronger!"
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  • wallstreet
    wallstreet Posts: 1,405
    edited October 2003
    OK, I just shot up my speedball. I think I'm ready.
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited October 2003
    Just breathing a little breath of fresh city air into our stale little home audio worlds.... and then like the wind.. pffffft... he breaks... I mean "is gone"...
    More later,
    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • phuz
    phuz Posts: 2,372
    edited October 2003
    g i m m e t h e t h o r a z i n e


    t h e t h o o o o o r r r r r a a a z z i i i n e



    (Ministry reference, for those who don't know)

    Anyone smell troll?
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  • faster100
    faster100 Posts: 6,124
    edited October 2003
    YES,
    MY HT RIG:
    Sherwood p-965
    Sherwood sd871 dvd
    Rotel 1075 amp x5
    LSI15 mains
    LsiC center
    LSIfx surround backs
    Lsi7 side surrounds
    SVS pb12/plus2

    2 Channel Rig:

    nad 1020 Pre-amp
    Rotel 1080 stereo amp
    Polk sda 2B
    kenwood grunt Tuner
    realistic lab 450 TT
    Signal cable IC
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  • MTXMAN
    MTXMAN Posts: 682
    edited October 2003
    heck i like the guy, ya know why?? cause it's people like him who are gonna make me rich once i've finished my schooling and have my doctorate in Psychology ;D
    Hemi: (HEM -e) adj. Mopar in type, V8, hot tempered, native to the United States, carnivorous, eats primarily Mustangs, Camaros, and Corvettes. Also enjoys smoking a good import now and then to relax.
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  • Polk-a-nizer
    Polk-a-nizer Posts: 225
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by MTXMAN
    heck i like the guy, ya know why?? cause it's people like him who are gonna make me rich once i've finished my schooling and have my doctorate in Psychology ;D
    Very funny. HAR, HAR, HAR. But you're outa luck. I already have shrink. His name's Dr. Sie Ko Sis. Just kiddin. I'm not really crazy. No really I'm not. Would you guys shut up I'm trying to type here. You here it don't ya, the voices. Guess you guys are used to "angry humor". Always worked for Sam Kennison. Then again, he died from a massive heart attack. Wait there go those voices again. STOP YELLING AT ME!!!
    ††Polk-A-Nizer~~Ulrich††
    Nizer The Wizer
    "I can blast my Polks longer and they keep getting stronger!"
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  • mjk91383
    mjk91383 Posts: 298
    edited October 2003
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  • wallstreet
    wallstreet Posts: 1,405
    edited October 2003
    Actually, Sam did not die of a heart attack. He died in a car accident.
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  • Polk-a-nizer
    Polk-a-nizer Posts: 225
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by wallstreet
    Actually, Sam did not die of a heart attack. He died in a car accident.
    Your right. I was mistaking him for that other guy. But I can't remember his name. Do I seriously sound like a troll though? I'll work on that.
    ††Polk-A-Nizer~~Ulrich††
    Nizer The Wizer
    "I can blast my Polks longer and they keep getting stronger!"
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  • LiquidSound
    LiquidSound Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2003
    I'm sorry, I still can't decipher the first post. Can anyone help me find the "Ebonics Translator" on windows?
    Two Channel Main
    Receiver - VSX-54TX
    Mains - Csi40's
    Sub - Spiked Velodyne Cht-8 On Spiked Landscaping Stones

    "If you could put speakers in a needle, I'd never see him again..." - My Girlfriend
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  • MTXMAN
    MTXMAN Posts: 682
    edited October 2003
    I was just playin in my other post polk-a-nizer, I think you're cool, a little overzelous perchance but cool none the less :D
    Hemi: (HEM -e) adj. Mopar in type, V8, hot tempered, native to the United States, carnivorous, eats primarily Mustangs, Camaros, and Corvettes. Also enjoys smoking a good import now and then to relax.
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  • fireshoes
    fireshoes Posts: 3,167
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by LiquidSound
    I'm sorry, I still can't decipher the first post. Can anyone help me find the "Ebonics Translator" on windows?

    Check out this translator I found. It doesn't go from jive to english, but you could maybe use Valley Girl or something.

    http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/jbc/home/chef.html


    Just for fun I copied nizer's original post and 'translated' it into jive. Here are the results!


    Is it plum me o' do ya' guys hate dem too? You's know who I'm rapin' about PEOPLE . Right On! Dose Polka Posers who dink dey gots' bad-**** **** sound hookdowns and all dey REALLY gots' be plum BAD SOUND. Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! You's know dose idjuts dat pull down next t'ya' at some red light and start gunnin' dere 1/2 cylinda' Volvo wid de 8-track and some pair uh Jimmy rigged HOUSE speakers DUCT TAPED t'de dash. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING?. Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! Huh, HUH. Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! Answa' me damnit. Right On! And den dey gots' de BALLS t'ax' ya', "How duz it sound?" What, whut, step in t'my office. What it is, Mama!... BECAUSE YOU'RE EFFIN FIREDDDDDDDDDDDDD. Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! Besides, who could here all dat disto'shun ova' de muffla' dat's draggin de friggin hard pan FCS. Right On! (Fo' Christ Sake) Holla back de FEEDBACK peeps. Right On!
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  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,783
    edited October 2003
    poster child
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  • Polk-a-nizer
    Polk-a-nizer Posts: 225
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by fireshoes
    Check out this translator I found. It doesn't go from jive to english, but you could maybe use Valley Girl or something.

    http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/jbc/home/chef.html


    Just for fun I copied nizer's original post and 'translated' it into jive. Here are the results!


    Is it plum me o' do ya' guys hate dem too? You's know who I'm rapin' about PEOPLE . Right On! Dose Polka Posers who dink dey gots' bad-**** **** sound hookdowns and all dey REALLY gots' be plum BAD SOUND. Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! You's know dose idjuts dat pull down next t'ya' at some red light and start gunnin' dere 1/2 cylinda' Volvo wid de 8-track and some pair uh Jimmy rigged HOUSE speakers DUCT TAPED t'de dash. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING?. Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! Huh, HUH. Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! Answa' me damnit. Right On! And den dey gots' de BALLS t'ax' ya', "How duz it sound?" What, whut, step in t'my office. What it is, Mama!... BECAUSE YOU'RE EFFIN FIREDDDDDDDDDDDDD. Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! Besides, who could here all dat disto'shun ova' de muffla' dat's draggin de friggin hard pan FCS. Right On! (Fo' Christ Sake) Holla back de FEEDBACK peeps. Right On!
    Skrate ouda da boonies. That was kinda funny though. I like collective criticism.
    ††Polk-A-Nizer~~Ulrich††
    Nizer The Wizer
    "I can blast my Polks longer and they keep getting stronger!"
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  • Polk-a-nizer
    Polk-a-nizer Posts: 225
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by ken brydson
    poster child
    Do I really look like that. That's just wierd.:D
    ††Polk-A-Nizer~~Ulrich††
    Nizer The Wizer
    "I can blast my Polks longer and they keep getting stronger!"
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