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  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited April 2005
    If you don’t know what you want, it’s probably sleep.
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  • NCrewson
    NCrewson Posts: 144
    edited April 2005
    How about the sheer stupidity of "it's always in the last place you look for it." Of course it is! Who the **** keeps looking after they found it. I can see it now:

    Not under the couch

    Not behind the TV

    Oh, here it is between the cushions

    Hmm..... Not by the fridge

    Not in my pocket
    "Sure, everything looks bad if you remember it!"
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  • McLoki
    McLoki Posts: 5,231
    edited April 2005
    Applies in life just as well as the world of audio.....

    Change is inherently different, NOT better.

    Michael
    Mains.............Polk LSi15 (Cherry)
    Center............Polk LSiC (Crossover upgraded)
    Surrounds.......Polk LSi7 (Gloss Black - wood sides removed and crossovers upgraded)
    Subwoofers.....SVS 25-31 CS+ and PC+ (both 20hz tune)
    Pre\Pro...........NAD T163 (Modded with LM4562 opamps)
    Amplifier.........Cinepro 3k6 (6-channel, 500wpc@4ohms)
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  • jcaut
    jcaut Posts: 1,849
    edited April 2005
    Ahh.. .The "old days".

    Thanks Russ, for bringing this one back.
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  • jdhdiggs
    jdhdiggs Posts: 4,305
    edited April 2005
    A lesson learned from a college buddy:

    If you wake up only wearing her jeans and there is a broken light-bulb in your pocket and you can't remember anything, it is best to not ask what happened.
    There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,093
    edited November 2007
    *burp*

    CLASSIC wisdom. Some of you guys should be taking notes.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited November 2007
    This is one that has always puzzled me....

    If a man says something....and there is no woman around....Is he still wrong?
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,093
    edited November 2007
    Shack,

    How long have you been married? How many daughters do you have?

    And that puzzles you??? You forget to take your pills today or what?

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,071
    edited November 2007
    Expect the unexpected
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited November 2007
    TroyD wrote:
    Shack,

    How long have you been married? How many daughters do you have?

    And that puzzles you??? You forget to take your pills today or what?

    BDT

    I thought maybe there was some new scientific research or something... :confused:
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • Music Joe
    Music Joe Posts: 459
    edited November 2007
    The gum you're now chewing, which some one tossed in the salad bar dressing, would have to have been you're now previous favorite flavor.

    "When you're happy you really don't know until later when your not."

    At some point in life the worst Telemarketer ever will call right when you're expecting a great call.
    "The Web is a monoblog"
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  • Joe08867
    Joe08867 Posts: 3,919
    edited November 2007
    The waiter/waitress will ask how your meals is as soon as you take a bite.

    Waiter "How is you Meal?"

    You "MMMM MMM MMMMMM."
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  • Joe08867
    Joe08867 Posts: 3,919
    edited November 2007
    The Boss always walks in when you just finished working, and now you look like you have sitting around all day.
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  • chillywilly
    chillywilly Posts: 167
    edited November 2007
    never trust a priest with a boner.
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