The Polk Audio all time greatest quotes....

treitz3
treitz3 Posts: 19,196
edited March 2011 in The Clubhouse
Ok, here we go. This thread is dedicated to those notable quotes that spring up from time to time that boggle the mind, twist the truth or just flat out make folks laugh. Any quote can qualify.

I'll start out...
T_Unit616 wrote:
Do I need an air hole?
Bobt wrote:
Spearker cables..fact or fiction?
candyliquor35m wrote:
I Love SL2000 Tweeters....I put a 2.2 uf mylar cap inline with the tweeter.....

Have fun ladies and gentlemen but try not to make forum members pee in their pants from extreme laughter.
~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,461
    edited February 2011
    SlickWilly wrote: »
    I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman.....


    Oops! That was from somewhere else.:tongue::wink:


    Recent, but priceless...
    F1nut wrote: »
    Strap your head to the top of that sub for an hour and you will know why not.
    The Gear... Carver "Statement" Mono-blocks, Mcintosh C2300 Arcam AVR20, Oppo UDP-203 4K Blu-ray player, Sony XBR70x850B 4k, Polk Audio Legend L800 with height modules, L400 Center Channel Polk audio AB800 "in-wall" surrounds. Marantz MM7025 stereo amp. Simaudio Moon 680d DSD

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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited February 2011
    ....
    George Grand wrote:
    That statement will probably offend someone. They need to know ahead of time that I don't give a ****.
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • megasat16
    megasat16 Posts: 3,521
    edited February 2011
    hehehe
    madmax wrote: »
    Reading that crap is like taking each brain cell and blowing it apart with a nuclear reaction.
    Trying out Different Audio Cables is a Religious Affair. You don't discuss it with anyone. :redface::biggrin:
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited February 2011
    +2 Shack, that's a gem.
    Source: Bluesound Node 2i - Preamp/DAC: Benchmark DAC2 DX - Amp: Parasound Halo A21 - Speakers: MartinLogan Motion 60XTi - Shop Rig: Yamaha A-S501 Integrated - Shop Spkrs: Elac Debut 2.0 B5.2
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 33,002
    edited February 2011
    Jesse and George have come up with so many over the years, I stopped counting long ago. I now keep a rag by the computer to wipe the coffee off the screen after reading some of Jesse's posts.
    HT SYSTEM-
    Sony 850c 4k
    Pioneer elite vhx 21
    Sony 4k BRP
    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

    Kitchen

    Sonos zp90
    Grant Fidelity tube dac
    B&k 1420
    lsi 9's
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited February 2011
    look at my sig...
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,196
    edited February 2011
    Ted was spot on with that one. I remember it like it was yesterday. Perfect timing.
    madmax wrote:
    A few days after getting my first tube amp I realized I needed to sell a whole room full of stuff...
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited March 2011
    Good times...
    TroyD wrote: »
    ...because Micah likes the "winkie". Troy
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,196
    edited March 2011
    Ron Temple wrote:
    Stick around, we'll have you spending your kids college funds in no time.

    ....ain't that the truth.
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • charley95
    charley95 Posts: 908
    xcapri79 wrote: »
    "We do not pay ransom..."
    "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

    Love it!
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    T_unit616, in response to another poster that said his idea for a home brew sub was dumb:

    "but I AM dumb, so it works out perfectly."
    Source: Bluesound Node 2i - Preamp/DAC: Benchmark DAC2 DX - Amp: Parasound Halo A21 - Speakers: MartinLogan Motion 60XTi - Shop Rig: Yamaha A-S501 Integrated - Shop Spkrs: Elac Debut 2.0 B5.2
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  • markmarc
    markmarc Posts: 2,309
    edited August 2016
    "I bought this online..." PFB

    "I shipped a $3500 amp, but only insured it for $600...." PFB
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    Digital: SimAudio HAD230 DAC, iMac 20in/Amarra,
    Speakers: Paradigm Performa F75, Magnepan .7, Totem Model 1's, ACI Emerald XL, Celestion Si Stands. Totem Dreamcatcher sub
    Analog: Technics SL-J2 w/Pickering 3000D, SimAudio LP5.3 phono pre
    Cable/Wires: Cardas, AudioArt, Shunyata Venom 3
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