A scientific poll

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  • TNRabbit
    TNRabbit Posts: 2,168
    edited September 2010
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  • jflail2
    jflail2 Posts: 2,868
    edited September 2010
    This should resolve any lingering questions as to why ninjas are FAR superior to pirates:

    http://www.realultimatepower.net/
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited September 2010
    jflail2 wrote: »
    This should resolve any lingering questions as to why ninjas are FAR superior to pirates:

    http://www.realultimatepower.net/

    Have you read the book? I have NEVER laughed so hard while reading something in my entire life. I was in tears from the first to the last page. We used to read passages of it out loud at work and the whole office would be in stitches.
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • jflail2
    jflail2 Posts: 2,868
    edited September 2010
    Have you read the book? I have NEVER laughed so hard while reading something in my entire life. I was in tears from the first to the last page. We used to read passages of it out loud at work and the whole office would be in stitches.

    Haha, no I have not, but now I'm going to order it. The website always makes me laugh, so I can't imagine the book....
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,808
    edited September 2010
    Man, ninjas are cool. Don't get me wrong but pirates...now THERE'S a kickass dude! Booty, wenches, wench booty, guns, cannons, big ships, massive parties, beer, rum, tropical paradises to plunder...man, how could you NOT like a pirate?

    Ninjas are all quiet and sneaky, always snoopin' around places they shouldn't be. They don't even speak! Pirates talk all the time and they have cool words and cool ways of saying them. Ninjas don't even have songs! Pirates have jaunty shanties and pub songs.

    Besides, at least a Pirate will face you when he's robbing you. A Ninja sneaks in to you bedroom, at night, in his pajamas, pulls you covers back...waitaminute! I'm not that kinda guy! At least a Pirate will bust you in the face and shoot you in the gut before he robs you. None of the sneaky, undercover...or, rather, under THE covers it seems...yeah, none of that creepy Chester stuff!

    Yeah, Pirates rule Ninjas drool.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,808
    edited September 2010
    Although I correctly voted for "Ninjas" out of the 2 choices provided, to be considered a true scientific poll you should have included, as a 3d choice, "Zombies".

    Your error will be reflected on your yearly evaluation.

    Zombies suck. Unless they are Undead Pirate Zombies. Then they have a small modicum of awesome associated with them.
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  • megasat16
    megasat16 Posts: 3,521
    edited September 2010
    All I want is a little sneaky time with a Ninja girl. If I want to party and says verbal slurs, I know where Club Polk is.
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  • mrbiron
    mrbiron Posts: 5,711
    edited September 2010
    Maybe this website will help the undecided?

    http://www.ninjapirate.com/battle.html

    This is the one that sealed the deal for me knowing that PIRATE was the correct answer.
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  • jflail2
    jflail2 Posts: 2,868
    edited September 2010
    megasat16 wrote: »
    All I want is a little sneaky time with a Ninja girl. If I want to party and says verbal slurs, I know where Club Polk is.

    Yup. A proper ninja girl will be so sneaky that when you're done, you'll know you had a good time, you just won't remember her name, what she looked like, any of that.

    Wait, that sounds vaguely familiar...
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  • megasat16
    megasat16 Posts: 3,521
    edited September 2010
    I am happy enough to die in the hands of an angle of death let alone trying to remember what anything happened.
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited September 2010
    I have a bias towards being a pirate.

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