A scientific poll

Jstas
Jstas Posts: 14,808
edited September 2010 in The Clubhouse
Which one?
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited September 2010
    Pirates! They come right at you screaming and swinging cutlasses. Ninjas are too sneaky!:D
  • maximillian
    maximillian Posts: 2,144
    edited September 2010
    Ninjas are more graceful.
  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited September 2010
    Ninja. Pirates are smelly and dirty.
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  • megasat16
    megasat16 Posts: 3,521
    edited September 2010
    It's my dream to die in the hands of cute sexy Ninja girl. Ninja for me.
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  • j allen
    j allen Posts: 363
    edited September 2010
    One of the great questions of our time... I don't feel as though I'm qualified to answer it without first examining several properties of each. Taking into account sonic characteristics, amplification needs, WAF factor, and feeding requirements, I will attempt to do an A/B comparison. A detailed review will follow.
  • mrbiron
    mrbiron Posts: 5,711
    edited September 2010
    It's my dream to die in the hands of cute sexy Ninja girl. Ninja for me.
    It's my dream to get scurvy from a beautiful peg legged pirate wench.

    Pirate
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  • cstmar01
    cstmar01 Posts: 4,424
    edited September 2010
    due to the decrease in pirates we are seeing an increase in global warming I have to go with pirates...they will cause the end of the world as we know it....

    I touched his noodley apendage.....
  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited September 2010
    PIRATES, they're old school and way tougher.
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  • TNRabbit
    TNRabbit Posts: 2,168
    edited September 2010
    Pirates. Pronounced like "Pilates"...
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited September 2010
    Ninjas all the way. I once saw a ninja bludgeon a pirate to death with a cured ham.

    True story.
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  • BlueFox
    BlueFox Posts: 15,251
    edited September 2010
    The one-legged pirate soccer team versus the ninja team. To close to call.
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  • acmf74
    acmf74 Posts: 936
    edited September 2010
    Arrrrrgggghhhhhh
  • Disc Jockey
    Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
    edited September 2010
    Asked and answered by the bastion of rigorous scientific testing - Spike TV

    www.spike.com/blog/deadliest-warrior/84263

    I sill voted ninja because pirate wenches are smelly and ninjas get to go to work in their pajamas.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited September 2010
    Ninjas all the way. I once saw a ninja bludgeon a pirate to death with a cured ham.

    True story.

    I call BS only because I know you. I've seen a wanna-be ninja cut his own arm to the bone flinging a katana around. What a party letdown that was but I still got super drunk...and laughed after he was stitched up.
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  • rayslifecycle
    rayslifecycle Posts: 511
    edited September 2010
    cstmar01 wrote: »
    due to the decrease in pirates we are seeing an increase in global warming I have to go with pirates...they will cause the end of the world as we know it....

    I touched his noodley apendage.....

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  • jflail2
    jflail2 Posts: 2,868
    edited September 2010
    Ninjas all the way. Pirates are nice and all, but who else has totally awesome moves like "monkey steals the peach"???

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    I rest my case.
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  • polkfarmboy
    polkfarmboy Posts: 5,703
    edited September 2010
  • TNRabbit
    TNRabbit Posts: 2,168
    edited September 2010
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    This is the only thing that MIGHT make me reconsider piratedom:

    http://www.blahblahblahg.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/girlninjas.jpg


    of course, in the face of Chuck Norris, it's all a moot point:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCaUre8Ju94&feature
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited September 2010
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  • DMara
    DMara Posts: 1,434
    edited September 2010
    Ninjas are fake, just like Santa :p
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  • jflail2
    jflail2 Posts: 2,868
    edited September 2010
    DMara wrote: »
    Ninjas are fake, just like Santa :p

    Blasphemer! Don't make me go all monkey steals the peach on you. :D
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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,601
    edited September 2010
    steveinaz wrote: »
    PIRATES, they're old school and way tougher.

    So pirates are more "old" school than ninja's?? :confused:

    :p
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  • DMara
    DMara Posts: 1,434
    edited September 2010
    jflail2 wrote: »
    Blasphemer! Don't make me go all monkey steals the peach on you. :D


    I'm sorry, sir! Please spare my cojones :D
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,696
    edited September 2010
    Jstas wrote: »
    Which one?

    Although I correctly voted for "Ninjas" out of the 2 choices provided, to be considered a true scientific poll you should have included, as a 3d choice, "Zombies".

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  • seeclear
    seeclear Posts: 1,242
    edited September 2010
    mrbiron wrote: »
    It's my dream to get scurvy from a beautiful peg legged pirate wench.

    Pirate

    Scurvy is a deficiency disease, caused by not getting enough Vitamin C, so unless she is keeping you away from oranges and/or other sources of Vitamin C, you can't "get" scurvy from a pirate wench. It's not like it is contagious or something. Sorry to spoil your fantasy.;):D
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  • stuwee
    stuwee Posts: 1,508
    edited September 2010
    Pirate say cool things like "Aye boy, sick that hornpipe in me bunghole" :p so I voted for them
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  • maximillian
    maximillian Posts: 2,144
    edited September 2010
    Ninja Parade...

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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited September 2010
  • shawn474
    shawn474 Posts: 3,047
    edited September 2010
    Ninja Parade...

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    That is hilarious!!!!! LOL


    If you've ever watched The Deadliest Warrior on Spike, it might give you a perspective. I vote for Ninja, but the Ninja got owned by a Spartan warrior and the Pirate devastated a medieval knight. Its actually a pretty cool show, but regardless of these statistics, my vote is Ninja.
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  • inspiredsports
    inspiredsports Posts: 5,501
    edited September 2010
    Man, I thought ninjas were cooler until scrolled down the page and remembered girls can be pirates too :D
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