Classes all men should take

snow
snow Posts: 4,337
edited August 2010 in The Clubhouse
Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.

How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

The Toilet Paper Roll—Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Dinner Dishes—Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Loss of Identity—Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Learning How to Find Things—Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Health Watch—Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Learning to Live—Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy—Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

The Stove/Oven—What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


REGARDS SNOW
Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all :D
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,474
    edited August 2010
    Hehe....
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited August 2010
    That's GREAT!
    Marantz AV-7705 PrePro, Classé 5 channel 200wpc Amp, Oppo 103 BluRay, Rotel RCD-1072 CDP, Sony XBR-49X800E TV, Polk S60 Main Speakers, Polk ES30 Center Channel, Polk S15 Surround Speakers SVS SB12-NSD x2
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  • wz2p7j
    wz2p7j Posts: 840
    edited August 2010
    Next Up:

    Classes all Women Should Take
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  • j allen
    j allen Posts: 363
    edited August 2010
    Heh... I think I've got most of these down reasonably well... As for the shopping thing, my impatience manifests itself in the form of buying everything she looks at and telling her to take back what she doesn't like.

    :)
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  • newbie308
    newbie308 Posts: 767
    edited August 2010
    My wife is under the misconception that the recently completed downstairs room is for her to set up drying racks for her delicates, and for the kids to trash with ouchy game pieces to be discovered with bare feet. My intension was for an AV room sporting the soon to be freshly refurbished SDA1 Signature speakers currently dismembered and awaiting new cherry wood veneer in my garage.

    Any suggestions?
    Sources: Technics SL1200MKII | SME3009 Tonearm | Monster Alpha 1 MC cartridge | Oppo UDP203 disk player | Nikko NT-790 analog tuner | Musical Fidelity Trivista 21 DAC | Preamp: Threshold SL-10 | Amplifier: Threshold Stasis 2 | Speakers: Snell Acoustics C/V | Kimber 12-TC bi wire speakers | Analysis plus Oval 1 preamp to amp | Wireworld Eclipse 7 DAC to Preamp | Wireworld eclipse digital IC Oppo to DAC | Audioquest Quartz tuner to preamp |
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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited August 2010
    newbie308 wrote: »
    My wife is under the misconception that the recently completed downstairs room is for her to set up drying racks for her delicates, and for the kids to trash with ouchy game pieces to be discovered with bare feet. My intension was for an AV room sporting the soon to be freshly refurbished SDA1 Signature speakers currently dismembered and awaiting new cherry wood veneer in my garage.

    Any suggestions?
    Dont. Just surprise her one day and say look honey ive been waiting my whole life for my very own A/V room, how could she say no then or have the heart to tell you no? Remember possesion of said room is 9/10ths of the law :p

    REGARDS SNOW
    Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all :D
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited August 2010
    Nice :)

    Speakers
    Carver Amazing Fronts
    CS400i Center
    RT800i's Rears
    Sub Paradigm Servo 15

    Electronics
    Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
    Parasound Halo A23
    Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
    Pioneer 79Avi DVD
    Sony CX400 CD changer
    Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
    WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR


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  • audiobilly
    audiobilly Posts: 351
    edited August 2010
    Hee Haw!
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  • gimpod
    gimpod Posts: 1,793
    edited August 2010
    Awe it's soooooooon nice to be single. You get to do what you want, when you want and more importantly with who ever you want. :D
    “The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.” ~ Mark Twain
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited August 2010
    newbie308 wrote: »
    My wife is under the misconception that the recently completed downstairs room is for her to set up drying racks for her delicates, and for the kids to trash with ouchy game pieces to be discovered with bare feet. My intension was for an AV room sporting the soon to be freshly refurbished SDA1 Signature speakers currently dismembered and awaiting new cherry wood veneer in my garage.

    Any suggestions?

    So the room should sit unused until your INTENDED use of the room happens?

    If you had had your refurbished speakers DONE and ready to put into the room BEFORE you completed the room, you wouldn't be on here moaning and groaning about her & the kids using an empty room.

    Until you are actually ready to set up the room for it's supposed intended purpose, you don't have a leg to stand on.:D
    Marantz AV-7705 PrePro, Classé 5 channel 200wpc Amp, Oppo 103 BluRay, Rotel RCD-1072 CDP, Sony XBR-49X800E TV, Polk S60 Main Speakers, Polk ES30 Center Channel, Polk S15 Surround Speakers SVS SB12-NSD x2
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  • audiobilly
    audiobilly Posts: 351
    edited August 2010
    Piss off
    gim54pod wrote: »
    Awe it's soooooooon nice to be single. You get to do what you want, when you want and more importantly with who ever you want. :D
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited August 2010
    wz2p7j wrote: »
    Next Up:

    Classes all Women Should Take

    In case you missed it : http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105278
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,536
    edited August 2010
    Place your mancard on the floor, and slowly back away...
    Source: Bluesound Node 2i - Preamp/DAC: Benchmark DAC2 DX - Amp: Parasound Halo A21 - Speakers: MartinLogan Motion 60XTi - Shop Rig: Yamaha A-S501 Integrated - Shop Spkrs: Elac Debut 2.0 B5.2
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  • thuffman03
    thuffman03 Posts: 1,325
    edited August 2010
    That is about right.
    Sunfire TGP, Sunfire Cinema Grand, Sunfire 300~2 (2), Sunfire True Sub (2),Carver ALS Platinum, Carver AL III, TFM-55, C-19, C-9, TX-8, SDA-490t, SDA-390t
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  • fishbones
    fishbones Posts: 947
    edited August 2010
    Had to email this one to friends...pretty funny!
    ..... ><////(*>
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  • fatchowmein
    fatchowmein Posts: 2,637
    edited August 2010
    snow wrote: »
    Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center

    I got lost on the way but did not ask for directions so I'm unable to attend.
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