Who ever said mini-vans aren't cool? BTW, whoever says mini vans are not cool. What

billbillw
billbillw Posts: 6,726
edited July 2010 in The Clubhouse
At least for someone who likes to buy new gear.

I'm currently on my way home from a vacation and while on vacation, I took advantage of a very good deal on a full 2-ch system.

What other type of vehicle could you drive a family of 4+ several large pieces of luggage, a large cooler, AND
two large floor standing speakers in original boxes (size 26x20x44, 150lbs each)
plus a large amp in original box, a large preamp in original box, a large CD player in original box, a large 6 shelf all welded steel component rack (broken down into pieces), an AM/FM tuner, a mini disc player (in original box), several sets of long AQ cables, 100+ mini-discs, a full size ATX case, a 17" lcd, plus kids toys, pillows, bathroom bags, an air bed (in bag), flotation devices for the kids, and a bunch of other miscellaneous stuff that I'm forgetting. Oh, do this and get 22-24mpg @ 70mph in quiet comfort.

That what our Odyssey can do. OK, I had to utilize a roof rack bag on the way back due to the plethora of gear that I'm stashing in the back of the van.

It really is almost comical how much we have cramned into this vehicle. Oh, I also managed to do this while keeping clear lines of sight out of the rear window and kept normal seating positions for everyone.

I'll try to snap a photo of this crazy packed van when I get home tomorrow. Unfortunately, our SD card on the camera is full (with 700+ photos).

Happy 4th to everyone.
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  • LessisNevermore
    LessisNevermore Posts: 1,519
    edited July 2010
    Everyone but those who are unfortunate enough to have to drive them.:p:p:D

    Couldn't resist....and no, they still aren't cool, they will never be cool.

    Happy 4th, and have a safe trip.
  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,474
    edited July 2010
    I love mine and because I'm behind the wheel, it's very cool.
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  • LessisNevermore
    LessisNevermore Posts: 1,519
    edited July 2010
    F1nut wrote: »
    I love mine and because I'm behind the wheel, it's very cool.

    I consulted with a well known, long-time authority on cool, and asked him about mini vans...regardless of who was driving. His reply was not surprising.

    fonzie_thumbs_down.jpg?w=300&h=225


    :p:p

    (just razzin you van drivers)
  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,808
    edited July 2010
    billbillw wrote: »
    What other type of vehicle could you drive a family of 4+ several large pieces of luggage, a large cooler, AND
    two large floor standing speakers in original boxes (size 26x20x44, 150lbs each)
    plus a large amp in original box, a large preamp in original box, a large CD player in original box, a large 6 shelf all welded steel component rack (broken down into pieces), an AM/FM tuner, a mini disc player (in original box), several sets of long AQ cables, 100+ mini-discs, a full size ATX case, a 17" lcd, plus kids toys, pillows, bathroom bags, an air bed (in bag), flotation devices for the kids, and a bunch of other miscellaneous stuff that I'm forgetting. Oh, do this and get 22-24mpg @ 70mph in quiet comfort.


    This can and it's way cooler than any minivan.

    501336592_1_b.jpg

    And yes, a diesel pickup with a measly amount of payload that you specify can cruise down the highway getting right around 22 MPG.
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  • TECHNOKID
    TECHNOKID Posts: 4,298
    edited July 2010
    Jstas wrote: »
    This can and it's way cooler than any minivan.

    501336592_1_b.jpg

    And yes, a diesel pickup with a measly amount of payload that you specify can cruise down the highway getting right around 22 MPG.
    Yeah but it"s a ford :( :rolleyes: :p

    I once own a mini van for family purpose, replaced it for more effcient vehicule when the family downsized and every once in a while I miss the advantage a mini van provides :(

    Getting all those audio goodies home while the family is still comfortable proves its usefulleness :cool:
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited July 2010
    Mini vans aren't cool.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • AsSiMiLaTeD
    AsSiMiLaTeD Posts: 11,726
    edited July 2010
    Not that they're any more cool, but alot of SUVs can also accodate the same need.
  • dcmeigs
    dcmeigs Posts: 708
    edited July 2010
    I quote from America's formost authorities on Manliness in their annual rating of manly cities:

    Manly “Kryptonite” Category / Emasculating Criteria*

    Cities also lost points for an overabundance of emasculating criteria – factors that reduced a city’s manliness rating. These criteria were derived out of some of the “manly” categories above, but were the opposite of manly.

    Lifestyle --- The number of minivans and foreign cars that were registered in the city was measured. The more of these types of vehicles, the less manly a city was rated.
    Concentration of Retail Stores --- The number of home furnishing and d
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  • TECHNOKID
    TECHNOKID Posts: 4,298
    edited July 2010
    A:
    I quote from America's formost JOKERS on Manliness in their annual rating of manly cities:
    B:
    I quote from America's formost authorities on PREJUDICE in their annual rating of manly cities:
    Fixed for ya, make your choice between A or B ;)

    I think man has a lot of growing to do when it comes to knowledge of manliness-manhood. Maybe it is quite to opposite, men lacking manliness may need to use external placebo to prove their manhood :p
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  • LessisNevermore
    LessisNevermore Posts: 1,519
    edited July 2010
    TECHNOKID wrote: »
    A:B:Fixed for ya, make your choice between A or B ;)

    I think man has a lot of growing to do when it comes to knowledge of manliness-manhood. Maybe it is quite to opposite, men lacking manliness may need to use external placebo to prove their manhood :p


    Mini vans aren't called "Mommy Missles" for nothing.....
  • Rivrrat
    Rivrrat Posts: 2,101
    edited July 2010
    So, out of curiosity (since I think nobody really wants a minivan) I asked my wife If she'd rather have our F-150, or her old minivan.

    She told me she'd rather have a Vette.
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  • TECHNOKID
    TECHNOKID Posts: 4,298
    edited July 2010
    Mini vans aren't called "Mommy Missles" for nothing.....
    ROTFLMAO :D Mini vans are often use for hockey, baseball teams etc.. Not too many mommies coaching them so far ;) In those specific cases manhood isn't in the outside look but rather in the driving seats ;)
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  • dcmeigs
    dcmeigs Posts: 708
    edited July 2010
    Mini vans aren't called "Mommy Missles" for nothing.....

    Have you read Neal Stephenson’s brilliant novel Snow Crash? The protagonist (named Hiro Protagonist no less) refered to minivans as Bimbo Boxes.
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  • j allen
    j allen Posts: 363
    edited July 2010
    dcmeigs wrote: »
    Have you read Neal Stephenson’s brilliant novel Snow Crash? The protagonist (named Hiro Protagonist no less) refered to minivans as Bimbo Boxes.

    Amazing book! I love the description of teenage Studley, pumped up on steroids, flooring Mom's bimbo box to try to shake YT. :)
  • billbillw
    billbillw Posts: 6,726
    edited July 2010
    Nice try everyone, but the F250 is not smooth and quiet, not to mention, you'd need a camper top with very strong locks to keep the gear in while traveling. Also, 22 mpg is a dream in anything but the latest 2011 model. Our van is a 2005 model.

    There are no SUVs that can haul a load (secured inside) like this. I've test driven just about everything out there. They all have very shallow cargo areas with not much height. This cargo area is 52" deep, 48" wide, and about 40" tall at the lift gate (taller inside). Maybe a Suburban (or whatever its called today) can come close, but not with 22 mpg.

    Look, I don't drive the van everyday, I have my Mazdaspeed for that. But on long trips with the family, the car like handling, ride and gas mileage combined with great fuel economy can't be beat. When I said 20-22mpg, that was due to the large bag on top. Normally, our van gets 26 or better (with cylinder deactivation).

    Here is a shot of all the gear. There is a tuner not shown, and I've already unloaded 5 full size suitcases, a 48 quart cooler, two large duffels, the 6 shelf rack, a couple cases of coke. I moved the MD player from where it was, but prior to that, I had full view out my rear window.
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited July 2010
    TECHNOKID wrote: »
    Yeah but it"s a ford :( :rolleyes: :p

    Not to mention the gawdy badges on the side that look like some redneck designed them. Whatever happened to classy underkill... :D

    Sorry, didn't mean to put down the redneck...
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  • LessisNevermore
    LessisNevermore Posts: 1,519
    edited July 2010
    TECHNOKID wrote: »
    ROTFLMAO :D Mini vans are often use for hockey, baseball teams etc.. Not too many mommies coaching them so far ;) In those specific cases manhood isn't in the outside look but rather in the driving seats ;)

    Not too many moms, huh? It's probably for the best, or we'd probably call them Hockey Moms, or Soccer Moms...... Oh wait.:p:D

    Nice try though, still not cool. Enjoy the Grocery Getter.:p

    I'll leave you with this final thought.
    Mini vans are as practical as a pocket protector, and look equally as cool.
    Mini vans are this generations version of the station wagon, and nobody thought those were cool either.
  • Danny Tse
    Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
    edited July 2010
    Will be moving from my Toyota Highlander to a minivan soon. Not sure what to get yet....leaning towards the new 2011 Toyota Sienna.
  • cincycat13
    cincycat13 Posts: 882
    edited July 2010
    Cool and Practical are NOT synonyms. Minivans ROCK on the Practical side, but I think my estrogen level jumps about 20 points every time I rent one...
  • TECHNOKID
    TECHNOKID Posts: 4,298
    edited July 2010
    Look, I don't drive the van everyday, I have my Mazdaspeed for that. But on long trips with the family, the car like handling, ride and gas mileage combined with great fuel economy can't be beat. When I said 20-22mpg, that was due to the large bag on top. Normally, our van gets 26 or better (with cylinder deactivation).
    Personally I think you have the coolest of minin vans (Odissey that is). That was my first choice then but I had to settle for the Voyager :( due to budget (I had spent most of my budget on the home renovations) but like you, for most of my personal travelling I used a little more sporty car (which got me in trouble a little too often as police were expecting a young lad at the steering wheell, I get a much better break now with a not so cool but much more comfortable Chrysler product). l
    Danny Tse wrote: »
    Will be moving from my Toyota Highlander to a minivan soon. Not sure what to get yet....leaning towards the new 2011 Toyota Sienna.
    Have you checked the Odissey yet? Mini van wise I personnaly believe they offer the best product not counting that like many Honda product they probably have the best resale value.

    Cheers!
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,474
    edited July 2010
    I had major issues with the Honda. My head hit the rear lift door in the open position without ducking, the steering wheel would not adjust down far enough, my hands would hit the gear shift arm when turning the steering wheel and the drivers seat was very uncomfortable. It also accelarated slower than the Chrysler despite having more horsepower. I bought the Chrysler.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited July 2010
    Your head, or your hair hit the door?
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,474
    edited July 2010
    Forehead to be exact. :D
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited July 2010
    Fivehead, to be exact. ;)
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,474
    edited July 2010
    Says the guy with a basketball on his shoulders. ;)
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited July 2010
    Ok, lets stop winking at each other, it's making my stomach queezy.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,474
    edited July 2010
    xoxo
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited July 2010
    Rivrrat wrote: »
    So, out of curiosity (since I think nobody really wants a minivan) I asked my wife If she'd rather have our F-150, or her old minivan.

    She told me she'd rather have a Vette.
    I hope to find a gal like that! :D
    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • LessisNevermore
    LessisNevermore Posts: 1,519
    edited July 2010
    RuSsMaN wrote: »
    Ok, lets stop winking at each other, it's making my stomach queezy.
    F1nut wrote: »
    xoxo

    Cincycat, is this what you meant?:D:D
  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited July 2010
    Not that they're any more cool, but alot of SUVs can also accodate the same need.
    SUV's are pretty much mini-vans. It's actually funnier to see a guy behind the wheel of a BMW X5 or Ford Explorer (or something similar) then say a Toyota Sienna. Why, because he thinks he's cool, but he's just driving a (dressed up) mini-van.
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