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Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."
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  • ClipdatClipdat Posts: 4,725
    Strange, I just eat them like this:

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  • DSkipDSkip Posts: 14,887
    mark090852 wrote: »
    Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."

    I read this in its entirety with the voice of Kevin from the Office in my head.
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  • rpf65rpf65 Posts: 1,760
    You should really get out and meet people. Maybe get a pet, like a gold fish.

    I mean a dog or especially a cat would run away if they saw you eating crushed M&M’s one at a time. Maybe not the first one, but by the third one, they would start trying to figure out which door would be the best opportunity to run.
  • mdaudioguymdaudioguy Posts: 4,621
    I don't know how much of this tale was farcical, but I usually sort them by color first and eat one color at a time. And I'm ok with that. Also, I hate Skittles.
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  • mlistens03mlistens03 Posts: 2,144
    I used to do this with Skittles. The M&Ms seem to just disintegrate. However I don’t send the good ones to Skittles, I just eat them. :tongue:
    msg wrote: »
    My brother used to eat gummi worms and play it out:
    "No no not meee!!!"
    "Yes you!"
    [Chomp]

    I did that too.
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  • Msabot1Msabot1 Posts: 2,114
    mark090852 wrote: »
    Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."

    My thoughts??....You,my friend have a problem....
  • boston1450boston1450 Posts: 5,928
    I think i had too many beers yesterday So today i will start with just 1 :)
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  • scubalabscubalab Posts: 2,389
    boston1450 wrote: »
    I think i had too many beers yesterday So today i will start with just 1 :)

    I always start with 1 and finish with 1.

    It’s the “in between” that’s the big variable...

    Mark - thanks for the laugh!
  • pitdogg2pitdogg2 Posts: 10,850
    boston1450 wrote: »
    I think i had too many beers yesterday So today i will start with just 1 :)
    scubalab wrote: »
    boston1450 wrote: »
    I think i had too many beers yesterday So today i will start with just 1 :)

    I always start with 1 and finish with 1.

    It’s the “in between” that’s the big variable...

    Mark - thanks for the laugh!

    Exactly the middle 12 are what does the damage... lol
  • tonybtonyb Posts: 29,768
    I only have one thought after reading this...…..

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  • EmlynEmlyn Posts: 2,132
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  • Jimbo18Jimbo18 Posts: 1,812
    Emlyn wrote: »

    Now, if only they would do that for Tootsie Roll Pops. Mmmmmm, cherry......
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  • westmassguywestmassguy Posts: 6,118
    It's OK to put the crack pipe down once in a while...
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  • Mikey081057Mikey081057 Posts: 5,526
    Whenever I eat M&M's I only eat the W's

    I am buying up all the WD40 I can because if they come out with WD41 who knows if it will work as good.
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  • mhardy6647mhardy6647 Posts: 19,065
    Whenever I eat M&M's I only eat the W's

    I am buying up all the WD40 I can because if they come out with WD41 who knows if it will work as good.

    Reminds me of a joke -- but I cannot tell it here. :|
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