Fun-time with Troy

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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited December 2007
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    I have that effect on women (and men to a large extent). It's a curse, I tell you.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited December 2007
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    Damn Troy, why do you have to be so far away?;)

    BTW, Do the other guys you work with know you have this curse??? It must cause some very wierd problems!:eek::p:D
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited December 2007
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    TroyD wrote: »
    Well, considering you have three dicks.....I suppose that makes sense.

    BDT

    cept its a problem when playing pocket pool.......makes for two happy dicks and one free willy.

    RT1
  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited December 2007
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    cfrizz wrote: »
    Damn Troy, why do you have to be so far away?;)

    BTW, Do the other guys you work with know you have this curse??? It must cause some very wierd problems!:eek::p:D

    Every once in awhile someone gets all sex crazy and **** strong....but I do carry and M-16 and a can of mace. That pretty much keeps 'em in check.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited December 2007
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    :D WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!:D:eek::D
    TroyD wrote: »
    Every once in awhile someone gets all sex crazy and **** strong....but I do carry and M-16 and a can of mace. That pretty much keeps 'em in check.

    BDT
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited December 2007
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    Some people just don't know how to take 'no' for an answer, it's a curse I tell ya....

    Plus, I got the TLW....sorry, nobody can top that.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 49,857
    edited December 2007
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    I never get to have any fun with Troy. He always says he has a headache. :(
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,576
    edited December 2007
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    I'd hit it.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 49,857
    edited December 2007
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    You'd hit anything.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited December 2007
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    So how does it feel to get a pardon twice in one month?
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,576
    edited December 2007
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    I'm beside myself with jealousy and yes, I'd almost hit anything with at least one "leg". I'm an earth dweller so I limit myself to....well wait a minute, a mermaid or harpy would be cool.

    Well, out goes that idea....yep, anything.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 49,857
    edited December 2007
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    Ummmmm..only one pardon, the other was a conviction. :rolleyes:
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited December 2007
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    True!!!! LOL

    Hey, you were headed for 30 days in the hole, you would have had to change your name to Cool Hand Luke, and start getting familiar with hard boiled eggs.

    Shakin' it boss,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,576
    edited December 2007
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    You know a long time ago they would have dunked you like a witch or drove a stake thru your heart....I think you got off easy. Polk didn't play games in those days.
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited December 2007
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    Had he not been pardoned some of us would have to stand outside Polk holding signs that say "Free the Jesse 1"
  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,576
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    I would've brought a cooler full of beer to that protest....and then forgotten why I was there eventually.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 49,857
    edited December 2007
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    What we have here is a failure to communicate.





    I'm bad, I'm nationwide! :D
    Political Correctness'.........defined

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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited December 2007
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    F1nut wrote: »
    What we have here is a failure to communicate.





    I'm bad, I'm nationwide! :D


    Nationwide? Try worldwide.
  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited December 2007
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    I already started having the "Save Jesse" banner printed to hang on the local water tower.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,576
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    This is the type of forum we USED to have.....doesn't it feel good?
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited December 2007
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    Sounds good russ, I'll get to work on the yard signs. Wood pickets or metal stakes(in case things get ugly we're armed)
  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited December 2007
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    I'd say wood stakes for the economy of it all, but a lot of haters will be driving up into lawns to run them over.

    Go with the metal (I'll take up a collection, or do some simple fraud / identity theft to make up the difference) - maybe we can peirce the tranny pan, or cut some lines on the undercarriage while they are trenching.

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited December 2007
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    dorokusai wrote: »
    This is the type of forum we USED to have.....doesn't it feel good?

    Its a kick **** forum....just hope a few whining easily offended PC members dont ruin it.
    The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club
  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited December 2007
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    wont be for lack of trying :rolleyes:


    by the way, would have stood on the front lawn of Polk HQ in a banana hammock until Jesse was freed. That would have ended the ordeal toot sweet :p
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited December 2007
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    RuSsMaN wrote: »
    I'd say wood stakes for the economy of it all, but a lot of haters will be driving up into lawns to run them over.

    Go with the metal (I'll take up a collection, or do some simple fraud / identity theft to make up the difference) - maybe we can peirce the tranny pan, or cut some lines on the undercarriage while they are trenching.

    Cheers,
    Russ


    Ok, I think I'll do some in wood and some metal depending on how much we can collect.

    I have some extra POLKSTANDs so I'll get to work converting those into pickets(since they are so tall!) for the signs to free Jesse in the future.
  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 49,857
    edited December 2007
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    ohskigod wrote: »
    wont be for lack of trying :rolleyes:

    That's for damn sure.
    by the way, would have stood on the front lawn of Polk HQ in a banana hammock until Jesse was freed. That would have ended the ordeal toot sweet :p


    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......my eyes, oh my eyes! :eek:
    Political Correctness'.........defined

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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2007
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    Yep this house has got back to being fun again!!! It was all okay until around late August/September!!!

    BTW I've been perusing the "Hall of Shame." Ahem some people have really mellowed, cough Russ, cough Jesse, cough Mark, cough Strong Bad. . . Troy's the same though!!!;):p

    It's good to be laughing again and not drinking Maalox by the six packs!!!:D
  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2007
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    ohskigod wrote: »
    by the way, would have stood on the front lawn of Polk HQ in a banana hammock until Jesse was freed. That would have ended the ordeal toot sweet :p

    Louie that thing would have to have been made with elephant hide to hold your massiveness up!!!:D
  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited December 2007
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    ohskigod wrote:
    would have stood on the front lawn of Polk HQ in a banana hammock until Jesse was freed. That would have ended the ordeal ...toot sweet :p

    You don't speak French do you Lou?

    It's "tout de suite"...not...toot sweet (What is that anyway? A nice smelling **** :confused: )
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited December 2007
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    This thread got me thinking.

    There are obviously some members here that are temporarily without a "significant other" and therefore unable to experience the pleasure brought on by using the Troy mask Russ has so kindly made available. That seems somehow unfair. What better opportunity for Polk to do a little marketing while making Troy available to the unattached (or just kinky) masses. I present to you the anatomically correct TroyD blowup doll...
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