Mystery Item for sale

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  • Strong BadStrong Bad Posts: 4,211
    edited January 2005
    Originally posted by Tide
    I'll bid on it on one condition--it has to have some type of Monster Cable hooked to it.

    Cat turds and Monster cable shoved in it....a match made in heaven!


    John
    No excuses!
  • Tour2maTour2ma Old School Posts: 10,176
    edited January 2005
    Originally posted by shack
    What Luck :mad: I just bought a mystery item last week...I've been looking forever and paid way too much for the one I bought. I'll have to pass....I don't need 2.
    Sorry, to read that....

    For future reference, I have about a years worth of ebay mystery item data...
    More later,
    Tour...
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  • ToxisToxis Posts: 5,120
    edited January 2005
    I'll raise the bid to a PhotoShopped pic of ol' Mr. Lee taking it up the poopshoot by a random animal.
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • jdhdiggsjdhdiggs Posts: 4,471
    edited January 2005
    Originally posted by Toxis
    I'll raise the bid to a PhotoShopped pic of ol' Mr. Lee taking it up the poopshoot by a random animal.

    I'll bid $1 if it's a rabid badger or wolverine
    There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin
  • PolkThugPolkThug Posts: 7,528
    edited January 2005
    Hello,

    I'm Damien Tongnaughty, I represent Hannah-Barberra, I'm going to take you to trial over the mark "Mystery Item." You see, Hannah-Barberra established the mark "Mystery Machine" in 1977 and has spent over 25 years establishing and protecting the "Mystery Machine." We see this as dilution of our mark, and unfair competition.

    Have a Mysterious Day!

    Damien
  • beardog03beardog03 Posts: 5,622
    edited January 2005
    rraggy is rat rooo ?!

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  • JoelsbassJoelsbass Posts: 637
    edited January 2005
    Originally posted by Jstas
    ... and a used tissue! Will that cover it?

    depends on what it was used for...:eek:
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  • ToxisToxis Posts: 5,120
    edited January 2005
    Originally posted by PolkThug
    Hello,

    I'm Damien Tongnaughty, I represent Hannah-Barberra, I'm going to take you to trial over the mark "Mystery Item." You see, Hannah-Barberra established the mark "Mystery Machine" in 1977 and has spent over 25 years establishing and protecting the "Mystery Machine." We see this as dilution of our mark, and unfair competition.

    Have a Mysterious Day!

    Damien
    My name is Damien as well. I'll be seeing YOU in court as well. I've been working for well over 25 years (like 3 months more) to establish a good name for myself and you are misrepresenting my name. I hate you and I hope you die.

    I just had a thought. Does Mr. Lee not realize that his first name is a cheerful word used during X-mas and he should be a lot nicer of a human being? I think Santa Claus, Jesus and God himself should all sue Monster for misrepresenting Noel.
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • TideTide Posts: 155
    edited February 2005
    Who won the item and what was it?
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  • BlueMDPickerBlueMDPicker Old Polk Posts: 6,983
    edited February 2005
    No one knows for sure. We're all waiting for the shipping confirmation and tracking number from Jo Jo's Gypsy Escrow Service.


  • Strong BadStrong Bad Posts: 4,211
    edited February 2005
    Originally posted by Tide
    Who won the item and what was it?

    That too is a mystery! :D


    Mystery Man
    No excuses!
  • Polkersince85Polkersince85 Posts: 2,890
    edited February 2005
    I'll trade you my ex-WAF. She was a mystery to me, too.
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