Favortie George Grand-isms

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  • BDTBDT Posts: 89
    edited April 2016
    **el bumpo**

    For George....

    4 12" drivers blowing your hair back is manly....and there is no substitution for radiating surface area and a man's amp.
  • RuSsMaNRuSsMaN Posts: 17,995
    "Make 100 pushups a requirement for newbies to post something for sale in the classifieds. We'd get a lot fewer crap threads."

    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • Dennis GardnerDennis Gardner Posts: 4,780
    edited April 2016
    When his new atomic clock that he got for Christmas a few years back didn't work, he called and let them know............."The atomic part won't work, so I notified the company via e-mail, being careful to mention I am highly experienced in the area of atomic clocketry, because I have several that I've been using for years."

    Classic Grandism........
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  • steveinazsteveinaz Posts: 18,696
    edited April 2016
    "atomic clocketry" now that's damn funny, God bless him.

    Note my sig for one of my Grand favorites....
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  • pitdogg2pitdogg2 Posts: 12,323
    steveinaz wrote: »
    "atomic clocketry" now that's damn funny, God bless him.

    yep brought a big smile to my face...one of a kind

    oh my this whole thread just brings on the goose bumps

  • RuSsMaNRuSsMaN Posts: 17,995
    "The "meteorological specialist" on Channel 6 (ABC) here in the South Jersey/Filthadelphia area is a piece of candy with legs attached. Man is she hot. Dumb as a stick too. She's a marathon runner, so once she got a look at my Lucky Strike habit, somebody would have to whack her in the knee so I could catch her. That would be fine with me. I'd chloroform that girl in a minute if I could get close enough.

    I 'd give Diane Sawyer a shot if she asked nicely. She looks like she'd be real soft to the touch."

    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • RuSsMaNRuSsMaN Posts: 17,995
    (Under what brands are you most loyal to)

    "Henry Kloss
    Lucky Strikes
    Goslings Black Seal Rum
    Wise potato chips (the industry standard)
    Otis Elevators
    Boeing Airplanes"
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • RuSsMaNRuSsMaN Posts: 17,995
    Is it me, or is too much of this happening on this forum:

    Person #1 - "Hi my name is Codfish and I currently have a Toyota. I'm THINKING of buying a Lexus but it might be a financial stretch. Does anybody have any experience with these? Thanks."

    Person #2 - "Hey, try the Rolls-Royce. I read that they're okay, but expensive."


    Is this HELPING anyone?

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)

    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • RuSsMaNRuSsMaN Posts: 17,995
    "Beer sucks. Tastes real bad. Real bad. Never acquired a taste for it, and to be brutally honest, when you guys turn sideways in the mirror, I'll bet you wish you never did either. I have a rum/cognac figure."

    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • agfrostagfrost Posts: 2,230
    Here's George playing gracious host in March 2005:
    High noon showtime or later. Lunch will be served if you've learned how to eat at the table like a human and not throw food.

    Directions will be served at:

    [email protected]

    e-mail for phone # if you want voice directions. Anybody breaks my balls will get stabbed. THANK YOU and have a nice day!!

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)

    Jay
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  • BDTBDT Posts: 89
    From a 2001 thread Micah started about purchasing online (which was not as common then...)

    "Chloroform, lime, big trash bags. Stuff like that I like to order online.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)"
  • gwhgwh Posts: 1,414
    edited April 2016
    I didn't really correspond with him much but there was this thread dealing with hats and I posted a picture of a somewhat " Metrosexual" piece of head wear and he told me I would get my butt kicked if I wore something like that in his neighborhood.
    I got a chuckle and knew I liked the guy.

    G
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  • BDTBDT Posts: 89
    "You might laugh but Jenny McCarthy can run like the wind..... but not with a nose full of chloroform she can't. I ever get within twenty feet of that girl, she's mine."
  • BDTBDT Posts: 89
    I think it was either the bumble bee, or the jet engine, that does not work on paper. Both technologies seem to operate fine in day to day applications, they just don't work on paper. Moral of the story.... Don't listen to paper.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)
  • ohskigodohskigod Posts: 6,483
    agfrost wrote: »
    Here's George playing gracious host in March 2005:
    High noon showtime or later. Lunch will be served if you've learned how to eat at the table like a human and not throw food.

    Directions will be served at:

    [email protected]

    e-mail for phone # if you want voice directions. Anybody breaks my balls will get stabbed. THANK YOU and have a nice day!!

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)

    I remember that day, First day I met him. My first Polk gathering

    Theater - Polk 9500 surround bar. simple elegant win
    2 Channel -
    Anthem Pre 2l, Jolida JD100 CD player, CAL Sigma DAC, Carver m4.0, Polk LSi9 w external modified Crossovers (thanks Trey!)
  • agfrostagfrost Posts: 2,230
    ohskigod wrote: »
    agfrost wrote: »
    Here's George playing gracious host in March 2005:
    High noon showtime or later. Lunch will be served if you've learned how to eat at the table like a human and not throw food.

    Directions will be served at:

    [email protected]

    e-mail for phone # if you want voice directions. Anybody breaks my balls will get stabbed. THANK YOU and have a nice day!!

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)

    I remember that day, First day I met him. My first Polk gathering

    Awesome, Lou. Since you were there, I've got to ask: Anyone get stabbed that day?
    Jay
    SDA 2BTL * Musical Fidelity A5cr amp * Marantz DV-9500 * Modded Adcom GDA-600 DAC * Rythmik F8
    Micro Seiki DQ-50 * A hodgepodge of cabling * Belkin PF60
    Preamp rotation: Krell KSL (SCompRacer recapped) * Manley Shrimp * PS Audio 5.0
  • JstasJstas Posts: 13,709
    I'm pretty sure I was there too, correct me if I'm wrong, Lou. I think that was the first time I met you too.

    I think I had my father in law with me at the time too.

    Nobody got stabbed but George's neighbor had people in stitches.
    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
  • JstasJstas Posts: 13,709
    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
  • JstasJstas Posts: 13,709
    Last time I saw a picture of a group of people that looked like this, was when I was in high school. It was a motivational poster to keep kids from dropping out.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
  • ohskigodohskigod Posts: 6,483
    yes John, I believe you were there, and while no one got stabbed, I can swear Anthony came close by saying something...for the life of me I can't remember it
    Theater - Polk 9500 surround bar. simple elegant win
    2 Channel -
    Anthem Pre 2l, Jolida JD100 CD player, CAL Sigma DAC, Carver m4.0, Polk LSi9 w external modified Crossovers (thanks Trey!)
  • ohskigodohskigod Posts: 6,483
    edited April 2016
    something about taking coffee lite and sweet......?


    ah yes, read the link above....NOW I remember. the perfect mixture of laughter and mild social awkwardness...lol


    Holy crap, how did I forget about the Horseradish....and yeah Jon, that had to be the first time we met, for me it had to be the first time I met all of em.
    Theater - Polk 9500 surround bar. simple elegant win
    2 Channel -
    Anthem Pre 2l, Jolida JD100 CD player, CAL Sigma DAC, Carver m4.0, Polk LSi9 w external modified Crossovers (thanks Trey!)
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