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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
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    PT, I did... :D
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
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    Did you see Friday the 13th 3-d? super lame.
  • gmorris
    gmorris Posts: 1,179
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    1. Lord of the Rings (the first episode, not sure what it is called)

    2. Solaris (George Clooney, terrible movie, just aweful)

    3. MOST Steven Kings flicks

    4. MOST Brendan Frasier movies

    5. Once upon a time in Mexico (very boring)
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  • hamzahsh
    hamzahsh Posts: 439
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    What's wrong with you guys. When I use to watch movies on VHS the story of the movie was more important than the quality of video and sound. Since I've been watching DVDs. I care more about video and sound quality than the story. Who cares about story!

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  • hamzahsh
    hamzahsh Posts: 439
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    :p
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  • kberg
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    Are we all in agreement then, that Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is NOT one of the 5 worst movies of all time? ;)
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
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    Originally posted by gidrah

    5. Night of the Lepus - 4ft rabbits. 'nuff said

    LMFAO!! I remember this one. The "giant" well groomed pet store variety bunnies attacking a miniature balsa wood town.

    good call.
  • gmorris
    gmorris Posts: 1,179
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    Does anyone else remember about 12-15 years ago, on the USA cable network, there was a late night movie show called "Up All Night"?

    Friday had some blonde bim as the host, always dressed in lingerie, with her droopy DD **** showing away.

    Saturday had the brilliant Gilbert Godfried as the host. Gilbert was hilarious.

    Anyway, the whole point of the show was to watch aweful "B" movies. I can't really think of the names of any, just wanted to see if anyone else remembered the show.
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
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    . ................................................... UP
    Tag line was something like, "This is USA ^ all night." Right?
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
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    Originally posted by gmorris
    Does anyone else remember about 12-15 years ago, on the USA cable network, there was a late night movie show called "Up All Night"?

    Used to watch it all the time. lol Thanks for the mammories!
  • Spoonman
    Spoonman Posts: 135
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    Rhonda Shear was the host I believe.........
  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
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    Originally posted by PolkThug
    Used to watch it all the time. lol Thanks for the mammories!
    Good line...

    "They showed movies?" might have worked, too.

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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
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    I remeber watching "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" with Gilbert, what a riot that show was, of course that was when I could actually Stay Up All Night!!:p
  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
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    I like a lot of the aforementioned movies, but these were the 2 worst:

    The Last Emperor

    Howard The Duck
  • scottvamp
    scottvamp Posts: 3,277
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    Few of my worst:
    Changing Lanes
    Panic Room
    Fight Club
    House Of The Dead
    off the top...........
  • Grolsch
    Grolsch Posts: 48
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    I'm really surprised how many of you picked Training Day as a worst flick :confused: While far from perfect, I thought it was a damn good movie.

    Exorcist II was the crappy Richard B' film. Exorcist Three had George C Scott and was a hell of a movie IMO.

    I agree Jaws 3D was a horrible horrible movie. Its such a shame because the first Jaws is one of my all time faves. Why cant they just leave a good thing alone ??? I know $$$$$ - those assmasters -

    J
  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
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    Originally posted by Grolsch
    Exorcist II was the crappy Richard B' film. Exorcist Three had George C Scott and was a hell of a movie IMO.
    Yup, I had it wrong. Good catch, except it likely means you were also unfortunate enough to see it...
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    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
  • Grolsch
    Grolsch Posts: 48
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    Sadly, yes. What a piece of tripe.

    Did you have a chance to see the third flick ? If you have not you should check it out. Its a bit slow paced, certainly not an "action flim" But it is very intense and George, as always, was great.

    J
  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
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    Originally posted by john d. strong
    Long Kiss Goodnight - Good thing I went with a hot babe that night or I would have left the theater on this one too.
    John

    Hey, i love this movie.. what could be better than a hot hit women? :p
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
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    ooohhh yyeeaahh!!!!

    forgot about howard the duck..

    definitly makes my top 5
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
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    Originally posted by ohskigod
    Mars Attacks - like tim burton, but not this piece of crappola!
    I actually demanded a refund from the friend that reccomended this movie


    Hey I really liked this movie too. you have to take it for what it is.. pure comedy camped up to the max. ACK! ACK!
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  • dholmes
    dholmes Posts: 1,136
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    What about Ator with Miles O keefe ( I think thats his name)
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  • jdhdiggs
    jdhdiggs Posts: 4,305
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    Aboslute worst movie of all time is:

    Pret a Porter-Ready to wear

    I lost a friend that day- Dumb b@$$tage talked a group of us to going. We made up 7 of the 12 people that showed up opening night. By the end, the 7 of us were left, four were playing cards in the aisle (we turned on the lights after the last sane people left). The other two people were trying to figure out what the former buddy could do to make it up to all of us (He had the keys and refused to leave)

    This is the reaction defines a bad movie for me...
    There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin
  • nebborjk
    nebborjk Posts: 425
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    Any movie with Meg Ryan in it. How many POS "romantic comidies" can one person make?
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  • gmorris
    gmorris Posts: 1,179
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    Any movie with Jennifer Lopez (aka J. Lo).
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  • Pablo
    Pablo Posts: 723
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    I am amazed on how many good movies are posted here. This may be one of the all time worst;

    Battlefield Earth.

    Some movies are so bad thier good (the original batman movie), but this one is so bad it's bad. I guess John Travolta owed a bit to L Ron Huberd [spl].
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  • AsSiMiLaTeD
    AsSiMiLaTeD Posts: 11,722
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    Object of My Affection - I would give anything to have those two hours of my life back...
  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
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    Anyone willing to admit they saw Dumb and Dumberer? I will be the first then. It was horrible. It was very unfunny, which would be fine, except that it is a comedy. Its the only movie I have walked out of. Please do not let your friends see it.
  • gmorris
    gmorris Posts: 1,179
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    Originally posted by ATCVenom
    edit: Damn, I almost forgot that one movie that came out a year or two ago.. Bruce Willis was in it, I think. Aliens invaded, and they focus in on this little un assuming house on the country side. Dark, quiet, *good audio*, boring as all sin.... someone, give me a name?

    I believe you are thinking of "Signs" starring Mel Gibson. I must disagree with your opinion, however. That movie was super great. Alien invasion movies are always shoot-em-up action flicks like "Independence Day" or "Men In Black". "Signs" focused on the small, average American family, in a very real way.

    Of course, if you didn't like it, you didn't like it. That is O.K. I think that movie is super, I actually own the DVD.
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
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    Yeah sounded like "Signs" to me as well... IMO it was better than "Unbreakable" but not as good as "Sixth Sense".
    More later,
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    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner

    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD