Helping out new friends

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their
local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do
you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."
"Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and
enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the
course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a
living?"
"I'm a hit man," was the reply.
"You're joking!" was the response.
"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a
beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are
my tools."
"That's a b! eautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I
take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he
picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his
house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can
see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha, wow,
she's naked! What the hell? Wait a minute, that's my neighbor, my good
friend in there with her...... He's naked too! That ****! That ****!"
He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
"I do a flat rate, one thousand dollars every time I pull the
trigger."
"Can you do two for me now?"
"Sure, what do you want?"
"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the
&! gt;mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off
to teach him a lesson." The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing
perfectly still for a few minutes.
"Are you going to do it or not?" said the husband impatiently.
"Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I think I
can save you a grand here....."