The worst movie of 2001 goes to.....

Ron-PRon-P Spaceman SpiffPosts: 8,511
edited January 2002 in Music & Movies
.....Tomb Raider.

What a pile of steaming dung. I had a free rental coupon and used it to rent this on Sunday. How and why do studios even bother.

By far the worst movie of 2001.


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  • RuSsMaNRuSsMaN Posts: 17,995
    edited December 2001
    Haven't seen it, but perky **** have to be worth the free rental.....

    My vote, HANNIBAL.

    First movie I haven't finished in a LONG time. I think I made it 37 minutes into it, then just couldn't take it anymore. I felt like runnin the dvd up and down my **** crack a few times before returning it....

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  • AaronAaron Posts: 1,853
    edited December 2001
    Like Jurassic Park III is any better! (and it doesn't even have a hottie!)

    Aaron
  • TroyDTroyD Posts: 12,144
    edited December 2001
    Tomb Raider has got my vote.....it would be one thing if AJ got naked, but even that I doubt would have salvaged it.

    Hannibal and Dude, Where's My Car? are very close behind.

    The more that I think of it, this year was a bumper crop of crappy movies.

    Troy
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  • Ron-PRon-P Spaceman Spiff Posts: 8,511
    edited December 2001
    Haven't seen it, but perky **** have to be worth the free rental.....

    Oh you guys have got to be shitting me. Hottie, perky ****. She is soooooo ugly. Her brests in the movie are pointy and they look like they would hit her knees if cut loose. Oh god the visual. Those lips that could kill her if she stuck her head out of a moving cars window. If I were a director she would not be working on my staff even with those lips.

    Give it up she is NO hottie.

    She is a big reason this movie is ****. 0 acting ability, even as an action heroin, if you can call her that.


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  • TrappedUnder IceTrappedUnder Ice Posts: 975
    edited December 2001
    I'd have to dissagree.... Cats & dogs is the worst one I'v seen yet... I thought tomb raider was ok....and liked jurasik.... but cats and dogs was pathetic...;)
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  • AaronAaron Posts: 1,853
    edited December 2001
    I normally don't find her attractive, but she was hot in Tomb Raider! Chew one too many beers that night? Come on! Chicks with guns!

    Aaron
  • Micah CohenMicah Cohen Ruler of the gnome universe Posts: 2,020
    edited December 2001
    I haven't seen PLANET OF THE APES or DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR or HANNIBAL yet (I've been on an "older movies" kick for some time now), but I have to say that TOMB RAIDER was a total waste of time. And AJ can not act, I agree. You know she won an Oscar for something or other? She's a zero on the actress talent scale. And she's not hot at all. I don't understand the attraction to actresses like her and Cameron Diaz, neither is attractive at all.

    So many crappy movies, so little time.

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  • juice21juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited December 2001
    the worst movie i had to sit though this year goes to leagaly blonde (gotta thank my gf for that). didn't see tomb raider, it looked like a POS from the previews. from hell was a pretty bg dissapointment too!
    ...the fOrce is strong with this one.
  • AaronAaron Posts: 1,853
    edited December 2001
    I'll agree with you on that one, Micah. At most she's cute.

    Aaron
  • Ron-PRon-P Spaceman Spiff Posts: 8,511
    edited December 2001
    ...but she was hot in Tomb Raider! Chew one too many beers that night? Come on! Chicks with guns!

    Are you Nucking Futs? Hot in Tomb Raider? Oh god.....she looks like she could pass as a guy......or at least a she-male. Butt ugly. You know why she where's makeup? So you know which end to talk to.


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  • AaronAaron Posts: 1,853
    edited December 2001
    Are you Nucking Futs?
    I nucked futs up last night, and she was great! How can you tell me Angelina doesn't look hot here??? I'll admit she doesn't always look great, but she stands me to attention in Tomb Raider!

    tomb_raider_6.jpg
  • Ron-PRon-P Spaceman Spiff Posts: 8,511
    edited December 2001
    She DOESN'T look hot there. I cannot find anything about her that "looks hot".

    She's a 2-bagger. One for her and one for me incase hers falls off.


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  • I-SIGI-SIG Posts: 2,238
    edited December 2001
    Oh god the visual. Those lips that could kill her if she stuck her head out of a moving cars window.

    Maybe so, but those things are major DSL's!

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  • Firerider58Firerider58 Posts: 95
    edited December 2001
    Hand's down,,,Hannibal suck's big Wampapom's!!! Even after all the hype,,,I'm like a previous poster,,,,I had to walk away from this and break out the air freshener. By the way, I'm new here, and hello to all of you.

    Ron
  • hoosier21hoosier21 Posts: 4,401
    edited December 2001
    Did anyone see Freddy got fingered?

    This is the bggest waste of time, Tom Green is an idiot.
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  • wodom1wodom1 Posts: 1,072
    edited December 2001
    freddy got fingered and dude, where's my car both sucked horribly bad. they've got my nominations for **** movie of the year.
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  • justpolkmejustpolkme Posts: 18
    edited December 2001
    ok, russ...so i'm faced with the visual of myself, rushing home to watch a new dvd i rented....i'm checking it out, yeah, so there's a little smudge...and i carefully wipe it off on my shirt to preserve the inner sanctum of my toshiba sd4205... when suddenly, a waft of **** comes drifting up my nostrils and I realize...the movie has received the special stamp of disaproval...and i'm off to burn my shirt.
  • TroyDTroyD Posts: 12,144
    edited December 2001
    LMAO! that is hilarious!

    Man, now I am going to be leary of ever renting a dvd again.

    Troy
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  • jdelanjdelan Posts: 244
    edited December 2001
    Evolution
    Zoolander
    Hannibal
    Battlefield Earth
    JPIII
    Glitter
  • Micah CohenMicah Cohen Ruler of the gnome universe Posts: 2,020
    edited December 2001
    This is what she SHOULD HAVE looked like:

    lara2.jpg

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  • Ron-PRon-P Spaceman Spiff Posts: 8,511
    edited December 2001
    Needless to say they could have done 100 times better than AJ.


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  • mesquiteheadmesquitehead Posts: 315
    edited December 2001
    pearl harbor.......more formulated hollywood cliches than a soap opera......like top gun meets titanic , i didnt even bother to put in the second disc.....i woke up and went to my bed and went BACK to sleep.....
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  • LordSpeakaMinchLordSpeakaMinch Posts: 21
    edited December 2001
    To quote Micah:
    [Jolie's] a zero on the actress talent scale. And she's not hot at all. I don't understand the attraction to actresses like her and Cameron Diaz, neither is attractive at all.

    I understand that some movie directors prefer the "Plain Jane" types because it is easier to alter their looks with just makeup. Their faces are kinda like blank drawing boards.

    Well, let's see, Jolie's Dad (Jon Voight) is a fairly successful actor. I'm sure he's been able to open a few doors for his baby girl. He might have had to call in a few favors in her case.

    As for Diaz, she was a fairly successful print model before she got into the movies. I'm sure she made a lot of Hollywood "connections" during her days in the modeling biz. Her face may not be all that pretty, but "sources" say she has a gorgeous

    drunkkitty2.jpg.

    :p
  • Ron-PRon-P Spaceman Spiff Posts: 8,511
    edited December 2001
    Nice......


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  • shrek001shrek001 Posts: 51
    edited January 2002
    Angelina is one hot piece, Although I thought she looked much better in gone in 60 seconds, espically in the sceen where she comes out from underneath the car with her tool belt on......

    yeah she does have big lips, but talk about the lower drag on those babies........
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