Jon and Kate getting divorced!

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  • dkmuch
    dkmuch Posts: 79
    edited June 2009
    Jstas wrote: »
    You obviously missed the joke as well as the SNL reference.

    No, I got the REAL joke and the REAL SNL reference. You got the reference WRONG. The joke from SNL is precisely: "The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss."

    So my correcting you, was, in fact, funny. If you knew the joke. Since the Roman Empire is Roman and is an Empire. It is the Holy Roman Empire, that is neither Holy or an Empire.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 51,936
    edited June 2009
    Who? :D
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited June 2009
    The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,994
    edited June 2009
    dkmuch wrote: »
    No, I got the REAL joke and the REAL SNL reference. You got the reference WRONG. The joke from SNL is precisely: "The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss."

    So my correcting you, was, in fact, funny. If you knew the joke. Since the Roman Empire is Roman and is an Empire. It is the Holy Roman Empire, that is neither Holy or an Empire.

    So what do you want? A cookie?

    You were probably one of those kids in grade school that would raise their hand 5 minutes before the bell on Friday and remind the teacher she forgot to give out homework assignments.

    You know what people like that end up doing when they get all growed up? They write in to the producers at Paramount to tell them how much they screwed up the dialog between Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock in the latest Star Trek movie.

    Honestly though, you're probably the only one laughing. Whether the quote was exact or not, the point was a light attempt at humor.

    Then again, you probably don't even know who Voltaire is or that the quote in question was actually taken from his "Dictionnaire philosophique" work in which many articles attack and criticize the Roman Catholic Church. It wasn't a joke, it wasn't satire either. It was a philosophical and political critique on the Catholic Church.

    But if you are referring to the Catholic Church as the "joke" then you're an ****.
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  • dkg999
    dkg999 Posts: 5,647
    edited June 2009
    I've read this thread a couple of times and I've really tried to care about this topic. But it just isn't working for me. I do feel sorry for the kids, and maybe some better parents will step up and someone will make a wise decision on who should raise them.

    Other than that I'm just upping my post count.
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  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited June 2009
    dkg999 wrote: »
    I've read this thread a couple of times and I've really tried to care about this topic. But it just isn't working for me. I do feel sorry for the kids, and maybe some better parents will step up and someone will make a wise decision on who should raise them.

    Other than that I'm just upping my post count.


    +1


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  • CaligulaPolk
    CaligulaPolk Posts: 1,650
    edited June 2009
    shadowofnight wrote: »
    Since I didnt have a clue who they were.....and it was mentioned she had 6 of them puppies at once :eek: ....I had to Google to see what she looked like from the neck down...cause even with the Flock of seagulls hair she didnt look that bad.




    From THIS


    Jon%20and%20Kate%20pregnant.jpg



    To THIS is impressive in anybodys book :eek:


    kate_gosselin_988768_inf.jpg

    kate-gosselin-bikini-12.jpg


    perhaps plastic surgery? i think i see scars between on her leg and pelvis

    poor Jon has to pay 8 child support checks for next 18 years
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  • PhantomOG
    PhantomOG Posts: 2,409
    edited June 2009
    CaligulaPolk wrote: »
    poor Jon has to pay 8 child support checks for next 18 years

    funny thing is its quite the opposite. Those kids will pay for his new penthouse and sports cars for the next however many years they decide to exploit them. :rolleyes:
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  • kevhed72
    kevhed72 Posts: 5,157
    edited June 2009
    This is all so sad...you people are mean.
    I caught another show like this the other day, but the couple had like...18 kids???
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited June 2009
    There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, here uterus fell out. OHHHH!
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • bikezappa
    bikezappa Posts: 2,463
    edited June 2009
    Jstas wrote: »
    So what do you want? A cookie?

    You were probably one of those kids in grade school that would raise their hand 5 minutes before the bell on Friday and remind the teacher she forgot to give out homework assignments.

    You know what people like that end up doing when they get all growed up? They write in to the producers at Paramount to tell them how much they screwed up the dialog between Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock in the latest Star Trek movie.

    Honestly though, you're probably the only one laughing. Whether the quote was exact or not, the point was a light attempt at humor.

    Then again, you probably don't even know who Voltaire is or that the quote in question was actually taken from his "Dictionnaire philosophique" work in which many articles attack and criticize the Roman Catholic Church. It wasn't a joke, it wasn't satire either. It was a philosophical and political critique on the Catholic Church.

    But if you are referring to the Catholic Church as the "joke" then you're an ****.


    A little back pedaling here. He got ya. **** I hope I spelled everything right.
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  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited June 2009
    bobman1235 wrote: »
    There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, here uterus fell out. OHHHH!

    Dice Bobman


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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,994
    edited June 2009
    bikezappa wrote: »
    A little back pedaling here. He got ya. **** I hope I spelled everything right.

    Got me on what? A stupid joke? Oh no! My credibility is completely destroyed and some loser on the Internet is laughing at me! Whatever should I do?

    Oh...


    Yeah...


    That's right.


    I should not give a damn.


    I'll get right on that.
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  • bikezappa
    bikezappa Posts: 2,463
    edited June 2009
    Jstas wrote: »
    Got me on what? A stupid joke? Oh no! My credibility is completely destroyed and some loser on the Internet is laughing at me! Whatever should I do?

    Oh...


    Yeah...


    That's right.


    I should not give a damn.


    I'll get right on that.

    Lighten up. Just trying to make a funny.
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  • POIDOG
    POIDOG Posts: 391
    edited June 2009
    Is this what were talking about :confused:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopussy :D

    Oh, never mind wrong thread :eek:
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  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited June 2009
    bikezappa wrote: »
    Lighten up. Just trying to make a funny.

    Dont think he does that. Thanks for playing. :D:D;)


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