need to 'thin the herd'...
dylan
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Dumb and dumber? They both look so innocent and sweet, too... the police report is pretty funny.
MAY 19--Meet Brenda Orme and John Meyers. The Louisiana couple got nabbed last Friday when they tried to have sex atop a water tower more than 200 feet above the ground. Meyers, 44, told Slidell cops that he and Orme, 45, wanted to get busy "on top of the world." We know this thanks to the amusing press release work of Lt. Rob Callahan, whose handiwork can be found on the following pages. Along with his initial report on the bust, we've included Callahan's entertaining update, which includes a quip from his boss, Chief Freddy Drennan: "I guess this is the poor man's version of the 'mile high club.'" Meyers and Orme each face criminal trespass and disturbing the peace charges. (3 pages).
MAY 19--Meet Brenda Orme and John Meyers. The Louisiana couple got nabbed last Friday when they tried to have sex atop a water tower more than 200 feet above the ground. Meyers, 44, told Slidell cops that he and Orme, 45, wanted to get busy "on top of the world." We know this thanks to the amusing press release work of Lt. Rob Callahan, whose handiwork can be found on the following pages. Along with his initial report on the bust, we've included Callahan's entertaining update, which includes a quip from his boss, Chief Freddy Drennan: "I guess this is the poor man's version of the 'mile high club.'" Meyers and Orme each face criminal trespass and disturbing the peace charges. (3 pages).
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Used to be we could count on people like this to thin themselves. Unfortunately, due to ridiculous product liability lawsuits/laws, and the general liberal concept of needing to 'save' everyone, these people are surviving at an alarming rate.
We laughed about this this morning at work.... to look like that at 44 and 45.. can you say 'meth' and an overindulgence of alcohol? I thought you could. -
We should take those warning labels off of things. If you are stupid enough to use a toaster in the bathtub you should be dead. It's called "NATURAL SELECTION!"
