Happy Birthday, Chuck....er....I mean, Mr. Norris!

Danny Tse
Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
edited March 2011 in The Clubhouse
Wow! The big seven zero!!

Chuck Norris turns 70 - and he can still break you
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited March 2010
    May he live long & continue to prosper.
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited March 2010
    Wow. 70? Never would've thought he's that old.
    Happy Birthday!!!
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  • I-SIG
    I-SIG Posts: 2,239
    edited March 2010
    Jason Borne could take Chucky-poo and Jack Bauer at the same time!!!

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  • TNRabbit
    TNRabbit Posts: 2,168
    edited March 2010
    ..."Chuck Norris is so fast, he can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together"...

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  • Erik Tracy
    Erik Tracy Posts: 4,673
    edited March 2010
    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

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  • Danny Tse
    Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
    edited March 2011
    Happy 71st, Mr. Norris!!
    Though the site contains most known (and unknown facts) about Norris, we thought we'd add a few of our own in honor of his birthday:

    1. Chuck Norris doesn't blow out birthday candles. He looks at them and they melt.

    2. When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor.

    3. Chuck Norris can vomit and eat cupcakes at the same time.

    4. When Chuck Norris was a kid, he didn't need clowns at his birthday parties because he had his fists for entertainment.

    5. Clowns don't perform at Chuck Norris' birthday. Chuck Norris performs at clowns' birthdays.

    6. Chuck Norris doesn't age, he just gets more and more lethal.

    7. When Jon Hamm heard he was born on Chuck Norris' birthday, he cried tears of joy.

    8. Don't give Chuck Norris a birthday spanking. His butt will shatter your hand.

    9. Chuck Norris' favorite ice cream flavor? Bloody Revenge (Now with 50 percent more real blood!).

    10. Chuck Norris' birthday suit can totally kick your [expletive].
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  • jayman_1975
    jayman_1975 Posts: 672
    edited March 2011
    I heard that before the boogy man goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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  • LessisNevermore
    LessisNevermore Posts: 1,519
    edited March 2011
    Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s $h!t.
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