LOL, saw this on Audiokarma

Zitro
Zitro Posts: 864
edited February 2010 in The Clubhouse
This guy makes me want to buy things more than Billy Mays!

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/bar/1602153603.html
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  • superjunior
    superjunior Posts: 1,632
    edited February 2010
    makes me want toast
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,383
    edited February 2010
    Makes me want to have sex with it in a hot-tub!
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited February 2010
    That is friggin funny as all hell!!!
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  • mmadden28
    mmadden28 Posts: 4,283
    edited February 2010
    That deserves to be quoted for posterity:
    Do you like toast. Of course you do! You can put all sorts of things on toast! Bread, milk, caviar, dolphin, eggs, diamonds, ham, bread! Would you look at this toaster! This will transform your average boring bread into a small slice of tender, succulent heaven and women will want to have sex with you! Have you ever asked yourself, "where are my shoes"? This sleek black beauty has 6 settings for maximum crispiness and bad-assidy!!! Regrow Your Hair! Also this sweet sexy toaster is ebony black which is the color of ebony, the president, sometimes coffee, and Jesus Christ. I DON'T KNOW I WASN'T THEEEEEERE! This also comes in original packaging as it has never before been used (and anxiously awaits for you to make sweet toasty love to it!) Imagine now the scent of golden baked bread lightly drizzled in sweet butter, wafting gracefully about your abode, now imagine your parents concieving you. It'll make your friends jealous and they'll never tease you about your height, weight, or superfluous nipple ever again! BUT **** THERE'S MORE!!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Act within 2 days of this posting and receive 6 FREE cans of kidney beans!!!! That's right! 6 free cans for you to eat, juggle, stab, make a kidney bean- toast sandwich, or throw at unsuspecting passersby! For trade only. Looking for anything from pokemon cards to teapots to gramophones.



    (disclaimer* the purchase of this toaster does not guarantee anything in the aforementioned advertisement except for one kitchen selectives toaster and 6 cans of kidney beans)
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  • raidersrule76
    raidersrule76 Posts: 471
    edited February 2010
    That's right! 6 free cans for you to eat, juggle, stab, make a kidney bean- toast sandwich, or throw at unsuspecting passersby!



    Ok Im glad I read the whole thing that made me almost spit my mt dew all over the screen and it was well worth it.


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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited February 2010
    I want to throw cans at passersby!
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
    edited February 2010
    "bad-assidy"....Thats funny.
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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited February 2010
    That ad is destined to go into best of CL !:D

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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited February 2010
    I forwarded it to some friends it's that funny. I had a chuckle when I was making toast for breakfast too.
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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    Car Setup: OEM Radio, RF 360.2v2, Polk SR6500 quad amped off 4 Xtant 1.1 100w mono amps, Xtant 6.1 to run an eD 13av.2, all Stinger wiring and Raammat deadener.
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  • cstmar01
    cstmar01 Posts: 4,424
    edited February 2010
    damn, I want to get on that thing like butter on TOASTED bread.
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