Fat feet in dress shoes
sarienbarry
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I just spent all morning shopping and I HATE IT!!! Nothing reinforces your abnormality like trying on clothes and for me - shoes. I am going to be in my sister's wedding on November 13th. I already have a dress, but she wants us all to wear silver shoes. I have seriously gone to 9 shoe stores today, including 2 specialty wide stores. My problem is that my feet swell so bad with fluid retention and they are fat and wide to begin with, that I can't cram my toes in to any style shoe. I buy men's shoes for regular wear in a sneaker or a hiking boot. But unless there is a specialty store where drag queens can by heels, I am at a loss! I ordered a pair of shoes online in a double wide and the toes didn't fit. If I cut off my pinky toe, everything would work, but I would still have the fat puff rolling over the top of the shoe. Just wanted to vent a little frustration. I found a pair of flats, ballet style shoes in silver but they cost me $75 and I just want to die for spending that much on a pair of shoes that I will probably only wear once. Anyone have puffy feet like me that knows of a good place to buy shoes?
Its my life
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Whoa, I thought I was having a stroke but then saw the spam sig.
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I feel your pain sarian. I have cloven hooves for feet. Can't find shite for shoes.
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hearingimpared wrote: »Whoa, I thought I was having a stroke but then saw the spam sig.
cmon man, your feet don't swell up after a good gravy session?
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I feel your pain sarian. I have cloven hooves for feet. Can't find shite for shoes.
I can hook you up with a good amish blacksmith
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Hmmm....I dunno, Gus. Looks more like a big slab of strawberry cake with an orange twist to me.
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Look at the lady in the back that has to shift to her right to see around that thing.
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That's not cheesecake, that's "PLEASENOOOOOOOOO"cake."Don't forget to change your politician. They are like diapers they need to be changed regularly, and for the same reason."
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sarienbarry wrote: »I just spent all morning shopping and I HATE IT!!! Nothing reinforces your abnormality like trying on clothes and for me - shoes. I am going to be in my sister's wedding on November 13th. I already have a dress, but she wants us all to wear silver shoes. I have seriously gone to 9 shoe stores today, including 2 specialty wide stores. My problem is that my feet swell so bad with fluid retention and they are fat and wide to begin with, that I can't cram my toes in to any style shoe. I buy men's shoes for regular wear in a sneaker or a hiking boot. But unless there is a specialty store where drag queens can by heels, I am at a loss! I ordered a pair of shoes online in a double wide and the toes didn't fit. If I cut off my pinky toe, everything would work, but I would still have the fat puff rolling over the top of the shoe. Just wanted to vent a little frustration. I found a pair of flats, ballet style shoes in silver but they cost me $75 and I just want to die for spending that much on a pair of shoes that I will probably only wear once. Anyone have puffy feet like me that knows of a good place to buy shoes?
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Polkersince85 wrote: »She could jump in the air and get stuck.
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I am dying here! This **** is classical stuff. I can't catch my breath I'm laughing so hard.Carl
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Check out the link and see the NEW Krakken from Clash of the Titan which premiers on March 26. Krakken appears at 1:49 into the video!
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The Krakken appears at 1:49 into the trailer!!
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Yeah BABY that looks like a must see!!!
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I had a blind date with a big gal like that. How big was she???
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hearingimpared wrote: »Yeah BABY that looks like a must see!!!
I loved the original when I was a kid and the remake looks awesome. can't wait to see it on brd!panasonic th-50pz85u
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superjunior wrote: »I loved the original when I was a kid and the remake looks awesome. can't wait to see it on brd!
Damn, you sure know how to make a guy feel old.
