Lizard Joke

George Grand
George Grand Posts: 12,258
edited January 2010 in The Clubhouse
The local news just announced that a German man tried to leave New Zealand with 44 lizards sewn into his underwear. Something tells me that even if he got on the aircraft, he'd be doing the itchy-scratch before long. What a banana. They said each lizard was worth $3k.
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  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited January 2010
    Is that a komoda in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

    At least he wasn't like the Fruit-Of-Kaboom guy.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited January 2010
    A dragon (large komodo looking thing about 7 feet long) walked out of the bush about 10 feet away from me in Australia. Totally unannounced. I peed myself. If it was in my room I would've been under my bed when I peed myself.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited January 2010
    George Grand wrote:
    A dragon (large komodo looking thing about 7 feet long) walked out of the bush about 10 feet away from me in Australia. Totally unannounced. I peed myself. If it was in my room I would've been under my bed when I peed myself.

    George...you KNOW those damn lizzards are close to the ground and can see under the bed....I'm thinking higher ground...like jumping on top of the refridgerator or something.
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