Things are looking up for Tiger - He has a new sponsor...

shack
shack Posts: 11,154
edited January 2010 in The Clubhouse
The Tiger "Extra Long and Straight" will be the first signature model....

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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited January 2010
    Nice!

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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited January 2010
    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,383
    edited January 2010
    .... you made my beer come out my nose!.... lol. and I knew what it was going to be before I saw it.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited January 2010
    Tiger Balm....for when your muscles hurt and you want to feel like a douchebag.
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,994
    edited January 2010
    He's no longer Tiger. You guys haven't heard? He's a Cheetah now...

    I'll spare you the Santa one but I just ran across this one today.

    Two woodpeckers.....

    Two Woodpeckers..
    A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico
    arguing about which country had the toughest trees.

    The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker
    could peck.

    The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked

    a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

    The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker
    to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently

    used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence
    that he could do it and accepted the challenge.


    The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully
    pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.


    Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian

    woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker
    was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree
    in their own country?

    After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
    Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your **** gets harder
    when you're away from home.
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,383
    edited January 2010
    treitz3 wrote: »
    He's no longer Tiger. You guys haven't heard? He's a Cheetah now...

    ... I was thinking more along the lines of the new Energizer Bunny, but that works.
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  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited January 2010
    Hey even Santa knows how to stop at 3 Ho's

    Greedy **** :)


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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited January 2010
    Too funny! I heard that his newest sponsor was Pork.
  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited January 2010
    What that poor **** is going through just to get his ding-a-ling wet. Dope!
  • thuffman03
    thuffman03 Posts: 1,325
    edited January 2010
    That is too funny!
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  • megasat16
    megasat16 Posts: 3,521
    edited January 2010
    This is too hilarious! Good Lick on you Tiger!


    Ooooooooooooops....I mean Luck!
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  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited January 2010
    Nike didn't drop him, their motto is "Just Do It".
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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited January 2010
    With a Billion (with a B) dollars, I wish I had his "problems" !:rolleyes:
  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited January 2010
    megasat16 wrote:
    Good Lick on you Tiger!

    Ooooooooooooops....I mean Luck!

    Misspelled it twice in one post....go figure.
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson