The Most Useless Machine Ever!

nadams

nadams Posts: 5,877

January 2010 edited January 2010 in The Clubhouse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86V_ICUCD4&feature=player_embedded

This just cracks me up. Everyone is comparing it to those old mechanical banks where a hand came out and took the coin away from you, but that's not the point! This machine does NOTHING

Ludicrous gibs!

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Lowell_M Posts: 1,660

January 2010 edited January 2010

That is hilarious. I want one!

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TNRabbit Posts: 2,168

January 2010 edited January 2010

It does something; it turns itself off~

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nadams Posts: 5,877

January 2010 edited January 2010

And for all you vintage guys and gals... the circuit is completly ANALOG!

Ludicrous gibs!
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bobman1235 Posts: 10,822

January 2010 edited January 2010

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"What's the point of that?! All it does is shoot you!"

If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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Knucklehead Posts: 3,602

January 2010 edited January 2010

What a conversation peice!

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shack Posts: 11,154

January 2010 edited January 2010

TNRabbit wrote:

It does something; it turns itself off~

I know some folks I wish had that "feature"!

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audiobliss Posts: 12,518

January 2010 edited January 2010

hahaha, that is awesome!!!

George Grand wrote: »

Jstas wrote: »

Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?

Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.

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Jstas Posts: 14,806

January 2010 edited January 2010

I love it! Imma go build one!

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You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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ben62670 Posts: 15,969

January 2010 edited January 2010

Awesome! I want to build one and name it Xcapri.

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JohnLocke88 Posts: 1,150

January 2010 edited January 2010

i want one...that's amazing. it took a second run through to figure out what the hell was going on.

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everpress Posts: 862

January 2010 edited January 2010

Nice... Now if someone could modify two of them to keep turning themselves on and off, the useless machines would be more awesome.

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brettw22 Posts: 7,624

January 2010 edited January 2010

I like the music with the final F U at the end.....lol.....fun times.

comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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potee Posts: 610

January 2010 edited January 2010

At last something my wife thinks is pretty cool.

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Fireman32 Posts: 4,845

January 2010 edited January 2010

I would love to have one of those

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hearingimpared Posts: 21,137

January 2010 edited January 2010

I bet that would improve the acoustics in your audio room.

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hearingimpared Posts: 21,137

January 2010 edited January 2010

tnrabbit wrote: »

it does something; it turns itself off~

shack wrote: »

i know some folks i wish had that "feature"!

rotflmao!!!

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madmax Posts: 12,434

January 2010 edited January 2010

I really want one too! Someone is missing a real market out there...
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Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want...
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gdb Posts: 6,012

January 2010 edited January 2010

The spirit of Rube lives !!:D

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=rube+goldberg+machines&gbv=2&aq=2&oq=rube&aqi=g10

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