Tiger's holiday poem
snow
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T'was the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.
He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He'd been cheatin' with Holly and Jaimee and Cori,
With Joselyn and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden!
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you're gettin' laid, then I'm gettin' paid."
She's not pouting -- she's of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
REGARDS SNOW
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.
He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He'd been cheatin' with Holly and Jaimee and Cori,
With Joselyn and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden!
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you're gettin' laid, then I'm gettin' paid."
She's not pouting -- she's of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
REGARDS SNOW
Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all 
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That's pretty good.
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Damn funny.:D
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Thats funny!
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Not bad , Snow, not bad !!!
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