Jstas??

NJPOLKER
NJPOLKER Posts: 3,474
edited December 2009 in The Clubhouse
I have a question for you guys/gals.

Does Jstas have too much time on his hands :D Personally I think he comes up with a good thread or two but ..................................

Keep it up, so to speak!!

I just got back from taking myself to a nice lunch. A little good food and some Crown Royal on the rocks and bottles of Budweiser. I am a true champion in my own mind.
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited December 2009
    Ah... a bit of liquid courage and now you want to square off against Sir Jstas the Jersey Jedi. You do realize he once fought off an entire army of rabid lemurs using only a tin full of ribbon candy and some rather naughty haikus?
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • concealer404
    concealer404 Posts: 7,440
    edited December 2009
    Jstas is my favorite creator of useless threads. :D
    I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.

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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited December 2009
    NJPOLKER wrote: »
    I have a question for you guys/gals.

    Does Jstas have too much time on his hands :D Personally I think he comes up with a good thread or two but ..................................

    Keep it up, so to speak!!

    I just got back from taking myself to a nice lunch. A little good food and some Crown Royal on the rocks and bottles of Budweiser. I am a true champion in my own mind.

    I think he should write a book....
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  • everpress
    everpress Posts: 862
    edited December 2009
    zombie boy 2000 wrote: »
    Ah... a bit of liquid courage and now you want to square off against Sir Jstas the Jersey Jedi. You do realize he once fought off an entire army of rabid lemurs using only a tin full of ribbon candy and some rather naughty haikus?

    Wait... he fought them? That's not what I heard. Either way, not someone I'd mess with.

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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited December 2009
    John is John, and apologizes to no one for it. thats kinda what endears me to the kid.

    in a totally non **** way of course........not that there's anything wrong with that. :p
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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,601
    edited December 2009
    Damn, I thought he was a news bot that CP uses. :cool:
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  • NJPOLKER
    NJPOLKER Posts: 3,474
    edited December 2009
    ohskigod wrote: »
    John is John, and apologizes to no one for it. thats kinda what endears me to the kid.

    in a totally non **** way of course........not that there's anything wrong with that. :p

    Yeah Yeah, It's a Jersey thing. I say that because he is one of few people in the entire state I kind of like.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited December 2009
    Get over yourself crybaby. A little fun might do you some good!




    And the lemurs alone were no challenge. When they returned, mounted upon the wee turtles, they were too fast. Too fast. But I managed to regroup and drive herds of garden slugs in their general direction by threatening them with large canisters of Morton's Iodized Table Salt. The ensuing calamity of wee turtles sliding on the panicked slugs and spilling rabid lemurs on their heads was tantamount to the Battle of Waterloo being fought on the Hesperus while it wrecked in the Delaware during Napoleon's unsuccessful and therefore little known attempt at crossing the great body.

    What's that? Where did I get the salt? Listen, don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.
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  • ryanjoachim
    ryanjoachim Posts: 2,046
    edited December 2009
    wow...now THAT'S creativity!
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited December 2009
    I remember that battle as if it were yesterday - and not September 21st, 2005 (which may or may not be the actual date of the aforementioned conflict). The harvest moon, the swarms of locusts, the seas brimming with translucent wildlife, a horde of wenches serving us goblets of Nestle Quick and Diet Shasta.

    I sat perched upon my throne made of yet-smaller thrones, cackling at the blood-red sky. Utterly awash in the knowledge that this would be the day that my nemesis Jstas would fall before my lemur hordes...

    I should have read the fine Sumerian print regarding the Unholy Trinity of Iodized Salt, Ribbon Candy and Garden Slugs of which I was doth warned on the back of the Raisin Bran cereal box I had been perusing over that very morning.
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited December 2009
    ryanjoachim wrote: »
    wow...now THAT'S creativity!

    Like I said....
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited December 2009
    Maybe he is just misunderstood,,,,like me. ;)
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited December 2009
    John is good people.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2009
    NJPOLKER wrote: »
    I have a question for you guys/gals.

    Does Jstas have too much time on his hands :D Personally I think he comes up with a good thread or two but ..................................

    Keep it up, so to speak!!

    I just got back from taking myself to a nice lunch. A little good food and some Crown Royal on the rocks and bottles of Budweiser. I am a true champion in my own mind.

    Talk about getting the sharts.:D
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  • cstmar01
    cstmar01 Posts: 4,424
    edited December 2009
    NJPOLKER wrote: »
    I have a question for you guys/gals.

    Does Jstas have too much time on his hands :D Personally I think he comes up with a good thread or two but ..................................

    Keep it up, so to speak!!

    I just got back from taking myself to a nice lunch. A little good food and some Crown Royal on the rocks and bottles of Budweiser. I am a true champion in my own mind.

    I envy you for your choice in lunch. except the bud, I msyelf would have to go with a nice bottle of praat ale. Damn thats good stuff.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited December 2009
    zombie boy 2000 wrote: »
    I remember that battle as if it were yesterday - and not September 21st, 2005 (which may or may not be the actual date of the aforementioned conflict). The harvest moon, the swarms of locusts, the seas brimming with translucent wildlife, a horde of wenches serving us goblets of Nestle Quick and Diet Shasta.

    I sat perched upon my throne made of yet-smaller thrones, cackling at the blood-red sky. Utterly awash in the knowledge that this would be the day that my nemesis Jstas would fall before my lemur hordes...

    I should have read the fine Sumerian print regarding the Unholy Trinity of Iodized Salt, Ribbon Candy and Garden Slugs of which I was doth warned on the back of the Raisin Bran cereal box I had been perusing over that very morning.

    Ah, yes, good times, good times!

    Your throne, begot of smaller thrones, is still perched precociously upon my front lawn and now serves as a planter for petunias which I tip toe through, haf nekkid. Sometimes with doro slapping my butt and calling me Sally. But every time I partake in those activities, I can hear, upon the wind those howls of battle and the name Lowenstein on the wind and the triumph of that day, like the salty brine of gefillte fish, sits on my breath, like a bad martini.

    I must finish the shrine, carved from Tidy Bowl cakes hot glued together to remember the great Morton's Canister and the great sacrifice it made that day! Huzzah!
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2009
    Jstas wrote: »
    Ah, yes, good times, good times!

    Your throne, begot of smaller thrones, is still perched precociously upon my front lawn and now serves as a planter for petunias which I tip toe through, haf nekkid. Sometimes with doro slapping my butt and calling me Sally. But every time I partake in those activities, I can hear, upon the wind those howls of battle and the name Lowenstein on the wind and the triumph of that day, like the salty brine of gefillte fish, sits on my breath, like a bad martini.

    I must finish the shrine, carved from Tidy Bowl cakes hot glued together to remember the great Morton's Canister and the great sacrifice it made that day! Huzzah!

    WAAAAAAAAAAAA I just got the image of that in my mind's eye!
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited December 2009
    hearingimpared wrote: »
    WAAAAAAAAAAAA I just got the image of that in my mind's eye!

    OMG! I feel violated!
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  • domflane
    domflane Posts: 653
    edited December 2009
    You guys are killing me, good stuff . . .
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  • NJPOLKER
    NJPOLKER Posts: 3,474
    edited December 2009
    Jstas,
    Where the hell is your thread of the day this morning? Maybe your stuck in traffic somewhere. Or better yet still in bed and hopefully not alone.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited December 2009
    It's my thread and I will rub it on my nether regions as long as I like before posting it.

    And last night was the department holiday party disguised as a "Happy Hour" to fly under the radar of budgetary concerns. So I was out late and then dealing with a plumber concerning broken drain pipes in the bathroom remodel.

    You know, for a "Jersey Guy" you sure are pushy.
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  • NJPOLKER
    NJPOLKER Posts: 3,474
    edited December 2009
    Get to it already
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited December 2009
    NJPOLKER wrote: »
    Get to it already

    I'm still rubbin' there, sport. After I get my coffee and a bagel with some schmear.
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  • NJPOLKER
    NJPOLKER Posts: 3,474
    edited December 2009
    I can hardly wait. Don't rub too hard you may get brain damage.
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  • concealer404
    concealer404 Posts: 7,440
    edited December 2009
    Or hairy palms.
    I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.

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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited December 2009
    I thought this was going to be another thread about Plenty of Fish. Where'd that go, anyways?
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited December 2009
    Demiurge wrote: »
    I thought...

    That right there was your first problem.
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  • NJPOLKER
    NJPOLKER Posts: 3,474
    edited December 2009
    jstas wrote: »
    that right there was your first problem.

    lmao :d
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited December 2009
    Jstas wrote: »
    That right there was your first problem.

    I'm a real sensitive guy.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited December 2009
    Demiurge wrote: »
    I'm a real sensitive guy.

    ....
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