Question of the Day: What kind of speakers would Santa use?

Jstas
Jstas Posts: 14,806
edited December 2009 in The Clubhouse
This isn't a Polk Audio love fest or anything so don't feel obligated.

I see QOTD's posted at other sites I frequent and they seem to inspire fun and engaging conversation provided the lame-brains can keep the petty bickering about the usual stuff out of it. It's just something to spark some positive interaction between people and spark some creative thinking.

I realize that some people cannot be bothered to write more than one word on their thoughts. Well, that's kind of not the point here but nobody can stop you from answering "present" but we can ask you to be engaging. Some will get it and write a big, long diatribe that totally misses the point and again, we can't stop you but we can ask you to please read your post before you hit submit. So, please, be creative, think outside of the box and please stay on topic. If this sparks an idea for something you would like to discuss that is unrelated, don't derail this one, start a new topic.

We'll see how this goes. If it works, I promise to not be like Micah and to post a new question daily. I can't guarantee weekends and holidays but at least weekdays I can. I'm going to kindly ask that my efforts are not usurped and that the QOTD is left to me for now. If it's successful, we'll figure out how to get others posting QOTDs, maybe on a rotation or something? If you have an idea for a QOTD, feel free to PM me and you're question will hit the rotation unless it's something totally inappropriate. I'm not looking to censor and suggestions will make it easier for me to come up with questions. I think this could be fun and positive, for once. Also, remember, there is no wrong answer here and anyone who is going to bash someone else for their answer will be chastised immediately and mocked mercilessly until we forget about it. So, on to today's QOTD!

What kind of speakers would Santa use?
Expert Moron Extraordinaire

You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • dkg999
    dkg999 Posts: 5,647
    edited December 2009
    No question about it, he would use SDA's - Santa's Dimensional Arrays :D
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  • ryanjoachim
    ryanjoachim Posts: 2,046
    edited December 2009
    Bose

    After all, the only person with time on their hands to shop for him would be Mrs. Clause!
    And we all know that women know nothing about electronics!
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited December 2009
    I guess I would have to wonder where he would do the most listening. Does he do it in his sleigh or does he do it in his house? He spends more time in his house than in his sleigh but...I dunno.

    I guess he would be able to do both. I think he would have bookshelf speakers because, afterall, he is an elf and he's small in stature comparatively so I'm guess Amazings and BIG SDA's would be out of the question. As well as most tower speakers. But at the same time, Santa can have anything he wants cause he's got magic! So if I were him, I'd have the BEST bookshelfs I could find. So I think Santa has a set of Sonus Faber Homage Guarneri Memento flanking his fireplace!

    I gotta think about the sleigh for a bit.
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
    edited December 2009
    something that has bi-pole, di-pole & north pole!
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,140
    edited December 2009
    SDA-SRS's with one or two of those amps a member has that puts off ALOT of HEAT
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited December 2009
    Snow Speakers, of course.....


    snow_and_ice_speakers_9.JPG


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  • Disc Jockey
    Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
    edited December 2009
    Not sure of the brand, but they would have to be bookshelves
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2009
  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,382
    edited December 2009
    Santa uses a Bose wave radio with an ipod dock.
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  • NotaSuv
    NotaSuv Posts: 3,849
    edited December 2009
    Lovely Plush Santa Claus Stereo Speaker for DVD - AM - FM radio - MP3

    you get a pair of Santa Stereo speakers..looks like Mr Bill from SNL in a santa suit
  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,382
    edited December 2009
    NotaSuv wrote: »
    Lovely Plush Santa Claus Stereo Speaker for DVD - AM - FM radio - MP3

    you get a pair of Santa Stereo speakers..looks like Mr Bill from SNL in a santa suit


    I don't thing jolly Saint Nick is that egotistic;)...
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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited December 2009
  • dudeinaroom
    dudeinaroom Posts: 3,609
    edited December 2009
    You are all wrong! this dude is magic. He has a pair of focus 20/20s miniaturized in his earmuffs. The rest of the shop has Atriums. The office, and house have Some sort of modded sdas in all rooms. Between both of the locations he has 552 Custom built 18" subs in an Ib configuration. (bring the thunder when the elves get out of hand.)
  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited December 2009
    Something warm.
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited December 2009
    Santa is an old guy who can't hear after being around loud bells for all those years.
    Vinyl, the final frontier...

    Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D