Local craigslist letter to Santa

dudeinaroom

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dear santa i see so many people's christmas wish list on here so i figured i better act fast because i no your gonna be a very busy man from just craigslist alone,,since there's so many "needy people" needing the least important things.....
so please santa i'm not asking for much and i've been real good this year ( i didn't even cheat on my old lady this year) so please all i really want is a new truck,,well it dont have to brand new but please nothing older then a 06...as for the type of truck i wont be picky on that as long as it's a 4x4 were all good..
oh and santa one more thing please...is there anyway you can make my old lady wanna have a 3some...i mean I've been tryin for years and have failed miserably,so maybe for my other christmas present you can convince her to bring her hot red headed friend home on christmas day wearing only a bow,,and well you know the rest!!!!!!!!!!!!

so please santa i hope to see you soon,,and there will be some scoobie snacks and munchie food waiten for ya,,(hell u can even watch the 3some if you want) and i dont care what every one says your never to old to believe in santa......

your buddy....bill

nooshinjohn

The only Bill that pops in my mind could afford a fleet of brand new trucks to go red-neckin' in. I doubt though that Hilary will relent on the threesome.

packetjones

thats some funny ish right there. LMAO!!!