It's a bird, it's a pane, It's a bong???

ben62670
ben62670 Posts: 15,969
edited November 2009 in The Clubhouse
I'll post a pic in a few minutes. You guess what it is and I'll put you on my Christmas list.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited November 2009
    CC this is not a steam roller...

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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited November 2009
    you might want to substitute the plastic bottle for something that wont melt...but that model might cost extra...dont know what your christmas money limit is
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  • Polkitup2
    Polkitup2 Posts: 1,622
    edited November 2009
    Looks like a beer bong, put your thumb over the hole, put your mouth on the end, fill, release thumb, swoosh....:D
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited November 2009
    It is not used for consumption of smokable's(is smokable's even a word?), food, or drink.
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited November 2009
    bukkake bong?

    edit, sorry, was idling before i posted. didn't see your post above...

    knowing you it's some sort of new test. soooo... i've heard of horn tweeters. is this a horn PORT?

    tell me it's not a device to catch excriment because you are bed-ridden and insurance wouldn't purchase something more professional?

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  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited November 2009
    It's a DIY plumbing drain kit...

    :D
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  • superjunior
    superjunior Posts: 1,632
    edited November 2009
    some type of spud gun?
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  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited November 2009
    It appears to be your next visit to the emergency room. :eek: Is it used to insert/extract gerbils?
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  • apphd
    apphd Posts: 1,514
    edited November 2009
    I can't even think of a smart a$$ comment, but you got me hooked, and am dying to see the answer.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited November 2009
    Polkersince85 wrote: »
    It appears to be your next visit to the emergency room. :eek: Is it used to insert/extract gerbils?

    Oh yea of little faith.

    It is the fruits of the mother necessity. A little bit of Yankee ingenuity.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited November 2009
    BIZILL wrote: »
    tell me it's not a device to catch excriment because you are bed-ridden and insurance wouldn't purchase something more professional?


    HeHe I thought of that as another use for this tool. I have a tub, a shower, two vanity's in my bathroom, and only one Crapper(inventions by Thomas Crapper(seriously(look it up))). I feel that men should have a urinal in the master bath. All I would need to do is shoot a hole in an exterior wall:D

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper
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  • mmadden28
    mmadden28 Posts: 4,283
    edited November 2009
    ben62670 wrote: »
    ... I feel that men should have a urinal in the master bath. ....I have a tub, a shower, two vanity's in my bathroom

    You solved your own issue - you have 4 urinal's already.
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  • sTiLlLeArNiNg
    sTiLlLeArNiNg Posts: 805
    edited November 2009
    Look's like a redneck crack pipe, don't forget to save your ashe's!
    mmadden28 wrote: »
    You solved your own issue - you have 4 urinal's already.

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  • superjunior
    superjunior Posts: 1,632
    edited November 2009
    so what is this fancy gadget of yours Ben?
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited November 2009
    It's a tool.
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited November 2009
    something to exterminate bees?

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    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited November 2009
    Sorry.
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  • superjunior
    superjunior Posts: 1,632
    edited November 2009
    an egg extractor?
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  • Toolfan66
    Toolfan66 Posts: 17,311
    edited November 2009
    It's for the leak you have on your hot water heater to drain it into a bucket or something.

    Just a guess :)
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,164
    edited November 2009
    A bird seed filler extender tube ?

    An oil catcher drain extender ?
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited November 2009
    Nope
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited November 2009
    tony millard wrote: »
    A bird seed filler extender tube ?
    So close!
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,164
    edited November 2009
    The coke bottle resembles a listerine bottle I use to fill my bird feeders. I've been using it for years.
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited November 2009
    Looks like some kind of liquid dispenser.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited November 2009
    No liquids.
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited November 2009
    I bet chickens are involved.
    Testing
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited November 2009
    Do you use it to scoop up the eggs
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited November 2009
    Fireman32 wrote: »
    Do you use it to scoop up the eggs

    Not likely. No need for the vent hole in the one end.
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited November 2009
    periscope. new-age atsc HD antenna. gonna pour sand or lead-shot to the inside of your subwoofer through a port. a new mailbox.

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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited November 2009
    Ok how about you use it to spread chicken feed.
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