Home Depot Scam

jimmydep
jimmydep Posts: 1,305
edited November 2009 in The Clubhouse
HOME DEPOT SCAM- BEWARE!

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This
one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you, or
your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 21 to 23 year-old
girls come over to your car or truck as you are packing your shopping into
the trunk/bed. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and
Windex, with their **** almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts! It
is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip,
they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and
they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing Then, one
of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you,
while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th,
24th & 29th. Also September 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th &
30th, three times last weekend and very likely again this upcoming
Monday.
So tell your friends to please be careful.

Jimmy

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each...
I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out.
Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds.
I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.
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