Saturday Night Joke
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The Best Blonde Joke:
If your wife or girlfriend is blonde please forgive me; it's all in the fun and I couldn't resist.
A guy is mowing his lawn on a sunny Saturday day when he notices his attractive blonde neighbor walk out the house, go to the mailbox, open it and then close it without taking anything out. She then proceeds to walk back into the house only to come back out five minutes later, open the mailbox, throw her arms up in frustration and go back into the house.
After about four of this tribulations, the guy turns off the lawnmower and asks the blonde, "Mame is something wrong?". she replies "well I don't know but I think so. I bought a new computer and you know how smart those things are...but I think it isn't as smart as some people say because it keeps saying "hello, you've got mail....."
If your wife or girlfriend is blonde please forgive me; it's all in the fun and I couldn't resist.
A guy is mowing his lawn on a sunny Saturday day when he notices his attractive blonde neighbor walk out the house, go to the mailbox, open it and then close it without taking anything out. She then proceeds to walk back into the house only to come back out five minutes later, open the mailbox, throw her arms up in frustration and go back into the house.
After about four of this tribulations, the guy turns off the lawnmower and asks the blonde, "Mame is something wrong?". she replies "well I don't know but I think so. I bought a new computer and you know how smart those things are...but I think it isn't as smart as some people say because it keeps saying "hello, you've got mail....."
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