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edited August 2009 in The Clubhouse
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//090817/480/c804a78ab46343daa84b80857791aca8/

Adopter (A):
"Yeah, I'd like to see the service history on this kitty"

Humane Society (HS)
"Yes sir, here it is"

A
"Says right here this cat brought a mouse into the house at 30000 miles, that problem been fixed?"

HS
"Yes sir, no more mice. Uh, there was a bird 10000 miles later but no mice."

A
"OK - this cat ever been wrecked?"

HS
"What do you mean sir?"

A
"You know - been in an accident?"

HS
"Nope no accidents - well.. uh, he had an accident once on the kitchen floor once but that problem has been fixed and now he uses a litter box"

A
"He litters? I'm not going to get a ticket am I?"

HS
"No - that's litter box - not litters"

A
"OK I understand - he's cute - I'll take him.





Uh - are you guys part of the "cat for clunkers" program?"


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