Just when you thought he couldn't get any more nuts!!!
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This is hilarious! I thought he was totally nuts when he had the monkey and messed with the kids, but this one takes it to a new level:
Just when you thought Wacko Jacko could not get any more bizarre, a new report says Michael Jackson hired an African voodoo chief to put a death curse on Steven Spielberg and David Geffen.
And the King of Pop sealed the deal by bathing in sheep's blood and having dozens of cows slaughtered, according to a story in the April issue of Vanity Fair.
Jackson began his quest for revenge by forking over $150,000 to a witch doctor named Baba, who put a hex on the Hollywood bigs three years ago in Switzerland, the mag says.
"David Geffen be gone! Steven Spielberg be gone!" chanted Baba, who assured the Gloved One that Geffen - who heads DreamWorks Pictures with Spielberg and Jeffrey Katzenberg - would be dead within one week.
To strengthen the curse, the report says, Jackson went to another witch doctor and "paid six figures for a ritual cleansing using sheep's blood" and the slaughter of 42 cows. For his money, he also reportedly got the "blood of a number of small animals for yet another slaughter."
Just when you thought Wacko Jacko could not get any more bizarre, a new report says Michael Jackson hired an African voodoo chief to put a death curse on Steven Spielberg and David Geffen.
And the King of Pop sealed the deal by bathing in sheep's blood and having dozens of cows slaughtered, according to a story in the April issue of Vanity Fair.
Jackson began his quest for revenge by forking over $150,000 to a witch doctor named Baba, who put a hex on the Hollywood bigs three years ago in Switzerland, the mag says.
"David Geffen be gone! Steven Spielberg be gone!" chanted Baba, who assured the Gloved One that Geffen - who heads DreamWorks Pictures with Spielberg and Jeffrey Katzenberg - would be dead within one week.
To strengthen the curse, the report says, Jackson went to another witch doctor and "paid six figures for a ritual cleansing using sheep's blood" and the slaughter of 42 cows. For his money, he also reportedly got the "blood of a number of small animals for yet another slaughter."
No excuses!
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This guy is a serious freak-o-nature. He also (according to MSNBC) refers to black people as spabooks. What the hell is that? A longer version of spooks? It's also notes that he is 240 million in debt.
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I hate to say this because he is wacko, but don't believe everything you read or hear. There's a lot of hype about Jackson right now and everyone is competing for stories. Guaranteed, there will be more stories to come. The question is which ones are true.
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Originally posted by john d. strong
And the King of Pop sealed the deal by bathing in sheep's blood and having dozens of cows slaughtered, according to a story in the April issue of Vanity Fair.
See there.. that is just a waste of money. There is no need at all to slaughter more than one cow per cursed person. -
It's also notes that he is 240 million in debt.
I would just love to know how a person gets 240 million in debt! Throughtout his career, he had to have made 300-400 million.
Thats a lot of spending, or should I say a lot of settling out of court with families. :eek:
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It's those 50+ facial reconstruction's and all that bleach.
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