Farting...

Ethancf
Ethancf Posts: 458
edited June 2009 in The Clubhouse
Ok guys....how many of you think it's funny when somebody cuts one in public? Do you laugh, are you offended, or do you just move on past the crop dusting? :D
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  • nguyendot
    nguyendot Posts: 3,594
    edited June 2009
    I'm usually the do-er not the observer... Call it a side effect of a high metabolism.

    Today I had a can of hormel hot-dog chili and hot dogs at our pot luck.

    Someone in the elevator is about to have a bad day..hehe
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  • megasat16
    megasat16 Posts: 3,521
    edited June 2009
    Laughing or commenting about the smell will offend the person who farts. It's natural for one to **** but some guys are jerks who likes to do it often in public. When I smell the stinks, I just hold my breath and get out of there as quick as I can. If I want to let the gas out, I just usually walk away from anyone as far as possible and let it out.
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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
    edited June 2009
    Is a **** supposed to have lumps?
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,335
    edited June 2009
    Farts are my **** laughing!
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  • ESavinon
    ESavinon Posts: 3,066
    edited June 2009
    Knucklehead wrote: »
    Is a **** supposed to have lumps?

    Like caramel covered peanuts type of lumps? :eek::D
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited June 2009
    Knucklehead wrote: »
    Is a **** supposed to have lumps?


    depends on the velocity !
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  • NJPOLKER
    NJPOLKER Posts: 3,474
    edited June 2009
    I think it was the AMA who writes in a medical journal that the typical human farts 22 times a day. I don't read that journal, my father in-law is a doc so that is who told me.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited June 2009
    Pull my finger....
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,380
    edited June 2009
    lightman1 wrote: »
    Pull my finger....


    Ok who pulled his finger... I smell that one all the way in Indiana:eek:
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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
    edited June 2009
    In everbodys pie!:D
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited June 2009
    You know what's the worst? Peacefully farting in your office, only to have someone stick their head in the door to ask you something. You want to tell them to run away before the smell hits... yet... you just can't. Then you have to watch as the squirm to end the conversation as quickly as socially possible, and then run away. This always happens to me, and it's always the worst timing. I can be sitting in my office alone all morning, need to let one rip, then have someone walk up and ask me something.

    Oh, and they're always beer farts...
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited June 2009
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  • BlueFox
    BlueFox Posts: 15,251
    edited June 2009
    nadams wrote: »
    You know what's the worst? Peacefully farting in your office, only to have someone stick their head in the door to ask you something.

    Yes. Or like at the gym while doing squats or leg presses, and one rips. For whatever reason, it always seems right afterward nearby women start migrating toward that area. Maybe they are pheromones. :rolleyes:
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  • xj4094dg
    xj4094dg Posts: 1,158
    edited June 2009
    Knucklehead wrote: »
    Is a **** supposed to have lumps?

    No. That is a shart.:rolleyes:
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