Funny Audio Dealer Ad.
venomclan
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Not sure how many have seen this, it was an Ad. in a recent Stereophile. I think it is pretty funny.
It looks like a few dealers in the NY area are at war with each other and this one (MSS HiFi) jabs at not only those dealers, but at the companies they carry. Hopefully the pic is large enough to read.
Some Excerpts:
"Since the middle of 2008, Dirty D and Stereo Exchange in Manhattan have been conducting secret and dirty acts of war against MSS HiFi, THEY WANT WAR, THEY'LL GET ONE.
"B&W: Not an authorized dealer, but we get them all the time: new, used and demo. To be honest, we would rather sell B&W on Ebay at $1 auction. If you are a critical listener, you know what we mean. We have many other speaker selections."
"Monster Cable, Kimber Cable, Richard Gray: these truly belong in the same sentence. Not an authorized dealer, we get them all the time plus we carry much better cables and power conditioners."
"Sonus Faber: Not an authorized dealer, but we have overseas connection, blow-pricing for Stereo Exchange shoppers."
"They've got an elf, WE'VE GOT FANTASY MODELS!
Fun atmosphere with hot babes in outrageous outfits...we will have one of our models buy you dinner with the purchase of select premium and special promotion items. What happens after dinner, Experience it yourself..."
Venom
It looks like a few dealers in the NY area are at war with each other and this one (MSS HiFi) jabs at not only those dealers, but at the companies they carry. Hopefully the pic is large enough to read.
Some Excerpts:
"Since the middle of 2008, Dirty D and Stereo Exchange in Manhattan have been conducting secret and dirty acts of war against MSS HiFi, THEY WANT WAR, THEY'LL GET ONE.
"B&W: Not an authorized dealer, but we get them all the time: new, used and demo. To be honest, we would rather sell B&W on Ebay at $1 auction. If you are a critical listener, you know what we mean. We have many other speaker selections."
"Monster Cable, Kimber Cable, Richard Gray: these truly belong in the same sentence. Not an authorized dealer, we get them all the time plus we carry much better cables and power conditioners."
"Sonus Faber: Not an authorized dealer, but we have overseas connection, blow-pricing for Stereo Exchange shoppers."
"They've got an elf, WE'VE GOT FANTASY MODELS!
Fun atmosphere with hot babes in outrageous outfits...we will have one of our models buy you dinner with the purchase of select premium and special promotion items. What happens after dinner, Experience it yourself..."
Venom
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That is too funny. Make me want to stop in and see what they have.Sunfire TGP, Sunfire Cinema Grand, Sunfire 300~2 (2), Sunfire True Sub (2),Carver ALS Platinum, Carver AL III, TFM-55, C-19, C-9, TX-8, SDA-490t, SDA-390t
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So if you buy some Utopias, one of the models/escorts buys you dinner and then ???
Hilarious.-Ignorance is strength - -
That's the former JB Audio Pimp from Audiogon. While that's a refreshing ad, I'd never buy from him again.Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk -
I'm with Jesse on this one.JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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i like the statement at the bottom of the ad. to paraphrase.."buy from us and one of our "models" WILL take you out for dinner. Dessert is between you guys..."
I would not buy from him either for fear of STD's:eek: or getting swept up in some police sting operation.:rolleyes:The Gear... Carver "Statement" Mono-blocks, Mcintosh C2300 Arcam AVR20, Oppo UDP-203 4K Blu-ray player, Sony XBR70x850B 4k, Polk Audio Legend L800 with height modules, L400 Center Channel Polk audio AB800 "in-wall" surrounds. Marantz MM7025 stereo amp. Simaudio Moon 680d DSD
“When once a Republic is corrupted, there is no possibility of remedying any of the growing evils but by removing the corruption and restoring its lost principles; every other correction is either useless or a new evil.”— Thomas Jefferson -
Anyone with Pimp in their name or title makes me wary, but that is some creative marketing!
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I believe this woman is actually a sales person there, and from what I've read, quite knowledgeable.
I may take a trip up there sometime."He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
