Weirdest Craigslist ad EVER

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Polk user Posts: 311
edited May 2009 in The Clubhouse


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/jax/1110278806.html
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited May 2009
    www.yousuckatcraigslist.com
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • cnh
    cnh Posts: 13,284
    edited May 2009
    Polk user wrote: »


    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/jax/1110278806.html

    Sounds like an idea for a bad grade B horror film....Invasion of the PlacentaPhages!

    cnh
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  • dane_peterson
    dane_peterson Posts: 1,903
    edited May 2009
    I'm thoroughly disgusted.
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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited May 2009
    "I need someone to dry my placenta"
    Jake
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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited May 2009
    zingo wrote: »
    "I need someone to dry my placenta"
    Siggy material for sure, just not mine :D



    REGARDS SNOW
    Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all :D
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  • nspindel
    nspindel Posts: 5,343
    edited May 2009
    Maybe Vitamin Shop should start a new product line!
    Good music, a good source, and good power can make SDA's sing. Tubes make them dance.
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,335
    edited May 2009
    On a serious, and real life scenario. The placenta contains embryonic stem cells that can be frozen for long term storage. These are your actual stem cells that could be used at a future point in time to save your life, or potentially cure many diseases. Who knows what science will be able to do with these cells in 40 - 70 years when an infant born today could use them.

    Do you want to do something for your soon to be born child? Do some research, there are legitimate medical firms that will freeze your infants placenta (or portion there of) for future medical use.

    Google "freezing placenta", or look Here for a sample of information on this subject.

    So why did the woman want to eat her placenta? Look Here for a Forum discussion on the issue. Right up a Polk Forum junkie's alley;)
    Carl

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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited May 2009
    Here's some more funny CL stuff.:)

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/
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  • joeparaski
    joeparaski Posts: 1,865
    edited May 2009
    Most of that crap has got to be made up for sure.

    Joe
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  • potee
    potee Posts: 610
    edited May 2009
    She needs to contact Bubba the love sponge. He's a shock jock in Tampa. They once cooked and ate one in the parking lot of the radio station. UGGGGG!
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  • zarrdoss
    zarrdoss Posts: 2,562
    edited May 2009
    Thats just wrong!
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  • Rivrrat
    Rivrrat Posts: 2,101
    edited May 2009
    potee wrote: »
    She needs to contact Bubba the love sponge. He's a shock jock in Tampa. They once cooked and ate one in the parking lot of the radio station. UGGGGG!


    Wouldn't that be cannabilism?

    It is a human body part.
    My equipment sig felt inadequate and deleted itself.
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  • wizzy
    wizzy Posts: 867
    edited May 2009
    Actually I know of a few people that do this.

    If you search Google for "placenta recipes" (without the quotes) there's a lot of them out there. I have at least one friend in California who after giving birth had the midwives prepare placenta based foods for the party.

    It's all fairly normal.

    http://www.geocities.com/virtualbirth/placenta.html
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  • ShinAce
    ShinAce Posts: 1,194
    edited May 2009
    Rivrrat wrote: »
    Wouldn't that be cannabilism?

    It is a human body part.

    Then wouldn't drinking piss be cannibalism?

    I'm pretty sure cannibalism involves injury or death. A placenta does neither.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited May 2009
    wizzy wrote: »
    It's all fairly normal.

    Your and my definitions of "normal" differ WILDLY.
    ShinAce wrote: »
    Then wouldn't drinking piss be cannibalism?

    I'm pretty sure cannibalism involves injury or death. A placenta does neither.

    The official definition of cannibalism is the practice of "eating the flesh of your own kind." Placenta can certainly be thought of as flesh.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • nspindel
    nspindel Posts: 5,343
    edited May 2009
    Why did I check in on this thread just after eating my breakfast???
    Good music, a good source, and good power can make SDA's sing. Tubes make them dance.
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  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited May 2009
    nspindel wrote: »
    Why did I check in on this thread just after eating my breakfast???

    +1

    Pauly
    Life without music would♭
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  • bruss
    bruss Posts: 1,039
    edited May 2009
    nothing like a placenta on rye
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  • nspindel
    nspindel Posts: 5,343
    edited May 2009
    with some good deli mustard, and a pickle on the side.
    Good music, a good source, and good power can make SDA's sing. Tubes make them dance.
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited May 2009
    Let's not forget the goat cheese.
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited May 2009
    check please
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,711
    edited May 2009
    bruss wrote: »
    nothing like a placenta on rye

    doesnt' something about chianti and fava beans go here?

    EDIT: You all probably know there's a town in California called Placentia...
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  • POIDOG
    POIDOG Posts: 391
    edited May 2009
    Homer says:



    Mmmm...Forbidden donut :D








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