I don't know if this is good or bad?

Jstas

I went to The Register to see if the new **** Operator From Hell was posted and this story was on the front page:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/21/russia_robbery/

Russian hairdresser turns stickup merchant into sex slave

A workaday armed robbery at a Russian hairdressers turned into a three day sex ordeal for the would-be stickup merchant, leaving him with torn genitals and a viagra hangover.

The man, only known as Viktor, attempted to turn over a hairdresser in the small town of Meshchovsk on March 14 Russia Today reports. The owner, a 28 year old called Olga, agreed to handover the day's takings while employees and customers cowered in fright.

Unfortunately for Viktor, Olga was trained in Karate. As she was handing over the cash she struck him in the chest, before taking him to the ground and trussing him up with a hairdryer cord.

Olga then locked Viktor in the shop's utility room before telling colleagues she would call the police and then dismissing them.

However, she clearly thought better of it, deciding instead to strip the robber before handcuffing him to the radiator with a pair of pink frilly lined handcuffs. She then plied him with viagra and "raped" him numerous times over the following four days.

A tired and sore Viktor was finally released three days later, heading straight to the hospital for treatment for a torn frenulum. He then went to the police to report Olga for "actions of a sexual nature".

Shocked police then arrested Olga, who promptly reported Viktor for robbery.

“What a ****,” Olga complained. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left.”

Apparently Viktor confirmed that he had been fed "royally" by the no-nonsense coiffeuse.

Olga and Viktor are both now apparently on charges, and hard time will no doubt be on the agenda when the cases finally reach court.

For those that don't know, the frenulum is an elasticky bit of your wee wee that the **** is anchored to. To over simplify, it pulls back the **** during an erection. Tearing it is very painful. Liken it to having a papercut on the most sensitive part of your body. Then, being "raped" with that type of injury would be like jamming that cut part of your body into a can of crystallized Drano. It's also the part of the wee wee that most often gets caught in zippers. I know that because I had to pick up a guy at a high school football game who did exactly that and drag him to the hospital in the ambulance to get himself surgically extracted from his mishap. Not fun.

polkatese

Thanks for the graphic illustration of frenulum and Viktor's ordeal, John. I cringed thinking about it. From now on, I will only have sex every other month, and I will limit each session to no more than 5 minutes. After all, I have to take care of my frenulum.