This made me laugh.....

shawn474

Was browsing e-bay and came across this listing. Read the FAQ's part.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/In-Channel-4-Pc-Vent-Visors-04-05-06-07-08-Nissan-Titan_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trkparmsZ72Q3a1205Q7c66Q3a2Q7c65Q3a12Q7c39Q3a1Q7c240Q3a1318Q7c301Q3a1Q7c293Q3a1Q7c294Q3a50QQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em14QQhashZitem200297466968QQitemZ200297466968QQptZMotorsQ5fCarQ5fTruckQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories


Shawn

reeltrouble1

Shawn,

Cant see E-bay but do see you finally topped a 1000, the hard way. Congrats, uh, I think.

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engtaz

Here you go :

In Channel 4 Pc Vent Visors 04 05 06 07 08 Nissan Titan

F.A.Q’s

1- What does FAQ stand for? I am frequently asked that question, and I honestly have no idea.

2- Yeah, your listing say it fits from 00-07. Will this fit the 2003? Generally speaking when you are ebaying, or just going though life, the little dash between the years, means “and anything in between”. So, in this example “00-07” it will also fit the 01, the 02, the 03 and so forth, all the up to 07. Now, in some cases the vehicle manufactures will have two body styles released in one year. This is a great source of annoyance to me. What I will do is list up to the previous year on the old body style and list the new to current year on the new body style. Example. Ford released two body styles in 2004 for the F-150. So rather than listing the ‘97-04 and the 04 – to, oh…let’s say ‘07 (two different body styles), I would list the 97-03 and the ‘04 – 07. If you own a 2004 and you know it is the old body style the 97 – 03 is for you.

3- HEY, I have written you, like, 15 times today and you haven’t answered yet. What’s up with that? I answer emails most nights. And, despite the propaganda to the contrary, I am NOT one of the people making millions on ebay. This is a side gig for me, and I do it at night. As much as I would like to answer your emails right away, I’m afraid I cannot until one of two things happen. One: I start making millions on ebay, at which time I will be sitting in front of the computer 24/7 anxiously awaiting your email, or Two: I start making more at my day job, at which time I will NEVER be sitting in front of the computer waiting for your email, because I won’t be needing ebay.

5- HEY!!!! The listing says it fits a “Blah Blah Blah” but your picture is of a “Blah Blah Blah”. Do you have any clue what you are doing? People, people, please. As fun as it would be to run around town begging perfect strangers to let me “borrow your vehicle so I can take a picture for ebay” (and I’m sure it would be a riot) I’m pretty much not going to do it. My life is depressing enough without my confirming how many friends I DON’T have. (I get this question so much that if you scroll back up you will see I kinda mention it twice, well, now three times).

4- Um, yeah, I live, like, 48 states away from you, and my wife’s old roommate’s sister’s best friend has a roommate from college whose cousin is having a birthday this weekend, if I purchase from you, can I have the item in my hand by then? Most orders that I get ship the next business day. As much as it hurts me to say this, and believe me, it is causing me physical pain, if you absolutely, positively, have to, have to, have to have this item by a certain date, or life as you know it will cease to exist. Then I would suggest purchasing from someone else. (And YES, typing that actually did hurt). I stock everything I sell, but like most things in life (the tides, the seasons, my psycho co-workers’ mood swings), my inventory fluctuates. Normally, if I don’t have it in stock, I will have it drop shipped from various places around the country. But, “Murphy’s Law” dictates that if you reeeeaaallly, reeeeaallly need the part, that it will, of course, be a problem. I know. I hate “Murphy” too, HATE HIM. But what can you do? It’s a law.



LOL

reeltrouble1

Thanks, hehehehehe, this fellow has great potential, we should recruit him.

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Joe Humbert

I'd like to "borrow" his FAQ section for some of my auctions....

that was excellent.

shawn474

RT1,
I just noticed that I topped 1,000 posts. It's strange, I don't feel any different, but now that you mention it, I've suddenly had an urge to upgrade my system!!!! The hard way? There have been some definite bumps in the road, but all in all I feel like it has been smooth sailing.

At this rate it would take me until the year 2028 to catch up to your post count.:p

I would actually pay a little more money to get things from this guy on e-bay for the simple fact that he made me laugh. He seems like he would fit right in around here. Maybe I will send him an invitation, but something tells me he isn't sitting next to the computer waiting for my e-mil.:D

Take care,
Shawn

hearingimpared

The FAQs are hilarious Shawn.

xj4094dg

funny! thanks.

AudioGenics

eBay seller does have a sense of humor.
Item location : Wild wild West.

audiobliss

That's awesome!

edbert

I like his store name, "New Car Fund 4 Me"