BK, WC, and McD's reply email to me

mmadden28
mmadden28 Posts: 4,283
edited April 2009 in The Clubhouse
I sent an email to WC, BK and McD asking if they could elaborate on the differences in thier single and double hamburgers and what, if any difference adding cheese makes. I also asked what advantage there is to having buns with and without seeds and if they could provide undisputable scientific evidence to support thier claims that thier product tastes better.

Here is an exact quote of what I sent verbatim leaving nothing out:
I like Turtles.

BK responded:
While we can't comment on the contents of the Vanilla milkshake of the other company, our apple pies are quite delicious and goes well with a triple bacon cheesburger. As far as the type of fat we use in our frying oil, I am not at liberty to disclose a closely held trade secret.

WC, responded:
We don't fry our burgers. And no, we do not use real strawberries in our shakes. Please give us a call if you would like to discuss our opinions on the other 6 companies you mentioned.

McD responded:
Yes we do still have kid's BDay parties and no we don't have a giant singing rat. No we don't use turtles in our burgers. As far as the other companies comments on the frying oil being a trade secret, I would steer clear from them as all oil must be public and FDA approved. Be sure to keep your reciept. I also like turtles. Would you like fries with that?

I also sent and email to Morton's to demand they explain why they charge more for thier Strip Steak than Outback, since beef is beef right? And why they sell everything ala carte when Outback includes the potatoes and veggies. I also asked why I don't get a 'meal' discount for ordering a drink at the same time McD and BK does. Although I seriously doubt they will reply since I got an automated email response telling me that somebody would.

Its time the truth came out. There is too much denial and self abuse and I will save all of you. Don't bother asking me what my point is because I really don't know.

My next venture is to address the big Salisbury steak and Swedish Meatballs controversy. Ikea and HungryMn, look out here I come.
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  • comfortablycurt
    comfortablycurt Posts: 6,745
    edited April 2009
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!

    This is awesome. It's amazing how the various restaurants could take your simple statement of "I like turtles" and just know the different questions you were asking each individual company.

    Double Whoppers are a scam. They cost like 3 dollars when you can get a double cheese from McDonalds for only a buck. They're exactly the same.

    Nevermind the fact that a Whopper tastes better...it's still a scam. Simply because I said so. I'm now going to proceed to talk about how certain forum members wear garter belts and pink panty hose because I'm just that cool.
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  • mmadden28
    mmadden28 Posts: 4,283
    edited April 2009
    I kid you not, that is exactly what I said. Are you calling me a liar?
    If you don't believe me you can ask the next time you're at the drive-thru
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  • comfortablycurt
    comfortablycurt Posts: 6,745
    edited April 2009
    I think you're lying. I don't believe you at all.

    McD's was the only one that even replied to the Turtle comment...and the other places didn't even acknowledge the Turtle comment. I don't think these are the actual questions you asked...just going on a hunch though.

    I'm definitely going to stop at Burger King tomorrow and ask them if you contacted them in regards to your strong love of turtles. I'll be able to confirm whether or not this is true after that.


    Side note, I once paid 400 dollars for a Whopper. It was amazing...much better than those crappy 3 dollars Whoppers.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited April 2009
    But I eat at all three and can't tell the difference. Can anybody here tell me what I should taste? So I'll have a better lunch tomorrow.
    Thanks,
    Lightf*ck
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited April 2009
    ...edit... I like apple pie.... but which apple pie? LOL OMG WTF ROTFLMAO FWIW...:cool::p;):D:o:(:):confused::eek::mad::rolleyes:
    I want to taste what y'all taste.
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  • mmadden28
    mmadden28 Posts: 4,283
    edited April 2009
    Taste all depends on how clean your tongue is. You need a good tongue conditioner to get the best taste out of your tongue.

    But they'll never prove it to me, because without scientific evidence you can't prove that one tastes better than the other and I'm not willing to try either burger or bun until somebody can prove it to me.
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  • comfortablycurt
    comfortablycurt Posts: 6,745
    edited April 2009
    I'm gonna pull a digitalvideo here...


    Everyone keeps saying the McD's is better!!(even though none of you did). Where's the proof!?!?! I want scientific analysis of this. You all need to try and prove me wrong because my knowledge is vastly superior to yours.

    Even if you do prove me wrong, or repeatedly tell me that you agree with me don't worry. I'll simply retaliate by saying that mmadden is **** and wears garter belts and pink panty hose when he's on the street hooking. All this in despite of the fact that I have nothing to retaliate against, and everyone agrees with me.

    Also, he is a janitor that works in a rat infested apartment building. Even though I have no reason to believe this and no evidence that backs up this claim. It's correct though. I said so.

    Prove that wrong!!
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  • BeRad
    BeRad Posts: 736
    edited April 2009
    Would tongue guage make a difference? I've noticed my lunches seeming more and more bland and am considering an upgrade, but have heard that spending big bucks on a Monster tongue isn't worth it. Infomercials tell me otherwise. This whole taste thing is so confusing and expensive sometimes!
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  • comfortablycurt
    comfortablycurt Posts: 6,745
    edited April 2009
    BeRad wrote: »
    Would tongue guage make a difference? I've noticed my lunches seeming more and more bland and am considering an upgrade, but have heard that spending big bucks on a Monster tongue isn't worth it. Infomercials tell me otherwise. This whole taste thing is so confusing and expensive sometimes!

    Yes, but only if your tongue is excessively long. Depending on the length of your tongue/size of your taste buds you aren't able to pass full high definition taste. In this case, an upgraded tongue may be the answer.
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  • Music Joe
    Music Joe Posts: 459
    edited April 2009
    Mcd's tends to give me a case of turtlehead :eek:
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited April 2009
    Gadzooks!
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  • tcrossma
    tcrossma Posts: 1,301
    edited April 2009
    That's some funny stuff right there
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  • WilliamM2
    WilliamM2 Posts: 4,771
    edited April 2009
    Do you guys really find this funny? Easily entertained I guess.
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  • cheddar
    cheddar Posts: 2,390
    edited April 2009
    Puppies!

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    Oh, sorry, that was his other thread...:D
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited April 2009
    WilliamM2 wrote: »
    Do you guys really find this funny? Easily entertained I guess.

    No, it's just that somebody listens to WMMR in the mornings.
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  • mmadden28
    mmadden28 Posts: 4,283
    edited April 2009
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  • cnh
    cnh Posts: 13,284
    edited April 2009
    comfortablycurt wrote: »
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!

    This is awesome. It's amazing how the various restaurants could take your simple statement of "I like turtles" and just know the different questions you were asking each individual company.

    Double Whoppers are a scam. They cost like 3 dollars when you can get a double cheese from McDonalds for only a buck. They're exactly the same.

    Nevermind the fact that a Whopper tastes better...it's still a scam. Simply because I said so. I'm now going to proceed to talk about how certain forum members wear garter belts and pink panty hose because I'm just that cool.

    Well Curt,

    I do agree with you to a point...and I'm not going to defend BK pricing...Doubles are probably a bit pricey--but maybe not..who knows I don't do meat buying for fast food chains.

    But a whopper patty is most definitely larger, much larger in size than the hamburger patty used by McDs in its McDouble or whatever they call that thing now that they took out the extra slice of cheese in order to make a profit. I would venture to say that a whopper patty is closer, if not exactly the same as a quarter pounder in terms of weight?

    Of course you could counter and say...I can still buy two McDoubles for 2 bucks and that surely has the same amount of beef as a double whopper.

    Isn't it funny how I just talked myself into 'your' position! To bad we don't see more of this in other threads?

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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited April 2009
    :D:D:D:D:p:D:D:D:D
    Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all :D
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited April 2009
    snow wrote: »
    :D:D:D:D:p:D:D:D:D

    Shouldn't you be in the other thread defending your honor? It seems you are NOT my father. Damn! The search continues.
    F*ckers
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,987
    edited April 2009
    Until you've tried a Bubba burger by way of the Mars hotel? You haven't tasted anything yet. I've been there, done that and it was good. Real F'n good.

    I think the reply might be different there..........
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited April 2009
    treitz3 wrote: »
    Until you've tried a Bubba burger by way of the Mars hotel? You haven't tasted anything yet. I've been there, done that and it was good. Real F'n good.

    Only because I rubbed each and every one on my balzac just for you.
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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited April 2009
    lightman1 wrote: »
    Shouldn't you be in the other thread defending your honor? It seems you are NOT my father. Damn! The search continues.
    F*ckers
    No action over there. Digital VD-O must have passed out or sumthin... Shrugs shoulders.
    lightman1 wrote: »
    Only because I rubbed each and every one on my balzac just for you.
    Ewwww lol
    Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all :D
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited April 2009
    snow wrote: »
    No action over there. Digital VD-O must have passed out or sumthin... Shrugs shoulders.

    Ewwww lol

    Maybe got the message....maybe.

    I like pie

    Why can't I get banned?

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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited April 2009
    lightman1 wrote: »
    Maybe got the message....maybe.

    I like pie

    Why can't I get banned?

    Random thoughts about Hardee's(Carl Jr to some) bugers. Damn Tasty!
    You're all still a pack of Hacks.
    Huckleberry pie is the best :D



    REGARDS SNOW
    Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all :D
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  • mmadden28
    mmadden28 Posts: 4,283
    edited April 2009
    treitz3 wrote: »
    Until you've tried a Bubba burger by way of the Mars hotel? You haven't tasted anything yet. I've been there, done that and it was good.Real F'n good.

    Prove it. All you people keep doing is dribbling on and on but offer no scientific proof. :rolleyes:
    How can you tell me what I have or haven't tasted yet? Are you watching me? Do you have cameras set up in my house? Do you have camera's setup at my STD anonymous clinic? Are you tapping into my prodigy dial-up line to the internet? Speaking of Internet - I invented it. :rolleyes:
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited April 2009
    snow wrote: »
    Huckleberry pie is the best :D



    REGARDS SNOW
    I'm sure it is, but given the evidence you present, your pie is still frozen!! Simply because I see you live AK! Thus heretofore and forthwith in the response to correspondance to the maker of your pie. It sucks. I have spoken and shall be a ridiculed f*ckstick without even knowing it!

    So there!
    You all suck!
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  • mmadden28
    mmadden28 Posts: 4,283
    edited April 2009
    comfortablycurt wrote: »
    ...
    Even if you do prove me wrong, or repeatedly tell me that you agree with me don't worry. I'll simply retaliate by saying that mmadden is **** and wears garter belts and pink panty hose when he's on the street hooking....

    Prove that wrong!!

    Uh NOT! I don't wear garter belts. And I never wear panty hose when on the street-they are saved for special occasions.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited April 2009
    mmadden28 wrote: »
    Uh NOT! I don't wear garter belts. And I never wear panty hose when on the street-they are saved for special occasions.

    Pics please! So i can rag on you some more.. in other forums...only because they said so....

    Ban me...please so I can get on with my life.
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  • mmadden28
    mmadden28 Posts: 4,283
    edited April 2009
    comfortablycurt wrote: »
    ...I'll simply retaliate by saying that mmadden is **** ...

    Prove that wrong!!

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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited April 2009
    mmadden28 wrote: »
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    Well, by judging from your last post, it seems you're in denial and I know where babies come from. NOT YOU! This forum is homo-phobes and homosexuals, and don't like you when you me in the same category. So I will find a way to talk myself in circles and sound real smart.


    Why am I doing this?
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