For your viewing pleasure, how not to pull a Jeep out of the mud

Jstas
Jstas Posts: 14,806
edited March 2009 in The Clubhouse
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Remember kids, moral of the story is...hillbillies have no business helpin' you get unstuck from the mud. It's best to just leave it to the professionals and call a tow truck.
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  • bruss
    bruss Posts: 1,039
    edited March 2009
    ahhh haaaaaa...
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  • nikolas812
    nikolas812 Posts: 2,915
    edited March 2009
    Hilarious.








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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited March 2009
    Oooooouch. That makes me cringe.

    Poor Jeep. :(
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited March 2009
    nice.. but the ending sucked.

    I thought the white truck was going to go down in the mud too by backing up to far before getting a running start.. numbnuts if you ask me.
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  • metal83
    metal83 Posts: 1,219
    edited March 2009
    Lol......
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited March 2009
    "Dude, I don't want him to mess his truck up".....hmmm a little late for that don't you think
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited March 2009
    White truck sounds nice, tho.
    Ludicrous gibs!
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  • jimbo1421
    jimbo1421 Posts: 772
    edited March 2009
    4WD is good for getting you stuck in places that you would have sense enough to stay out of if you only had 2WD.
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited March 2009
    Stupid fux! $800.00 for a CRANE would've been a hell of a lot cheaper than THOSE repairs
    Hell, he could have left the keys in the ignition, it's not like anyone was gonna steal it.
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited March 2009
    LOL,, effed that one up,, I can onlt imagine how the guy must feel.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited March 2009
    jimbo1421 wrote: »
    4WD is good for getting you stuck in places that you would have sense enough to stay out of if you only had 2WD.

    Try living in a climate that gets snow sometime. 4WD can be helpful (not NECESSARY, but helpful).
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • carpenter
    carpenter Posts: 362
    edited March 2009
    That's a damn shame too, those older model Jeeps are fantastic machines. they deserve a lot more respect then that.
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,380
    edited March 2009
    [/QUOTE]Remember kids, moral of the story is...hillbillies have no business helpin' you get unstuck from the mud. It's best to just leave it to the professionals and call a tow truck.[/QUOTE]


    hey... isn't that YOUR truck?:p


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  • CaligulaPolk
    CaligulaPolk Posts: 1,650
    edited March 2009
    looks like the dude had to buy new jeep
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 1,394
    edited March 2009
    funny stuff. Reminded me of my stay brief stay in Kansas. It had this place out there everyone referred to as the muddy mile. They all lived for mudding and trying to pull each other out when stuck.

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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited March 2009
    any tow truck service wouldve laughed at you! Most of those off-road places do have tractors to get you out of stuff like that.

    Pretty awesome.
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  • 66chevyIISS
    66chevyIISS Posts: 857
    edited March 2009
    I was waiting for the strap to break and decapitate the dude standing next to it.
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited March 2009
    exalted512 wrote: »
    any tow truck service wouldve laughed at you! Most of those off-road places do have tractors to get you out of stuff like that.

    Pretty awesome.
    -Cody

    Unless that wasn't an "offroad place", but an old strip mine where people go out, get drunk, trash nature, and do stupid stuff like this.
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited March 2009
    nadams wrote: »
    Unless that wasn't an "offroad place", but an old strip mine where people go out, get drunk, trash nature, and do stupid stuff like this.

    With that many people on such a variety of ATVs and the environment, looked like an offroad venue.
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited March 2009
    Ah, DUDE!!!!!!

    frikkin savagaes, the lot of them.

    I had one of those jeeps. bone stock that thing could do some crazy ****. But what was he thinking hitting that mud like that?!?!?!, and winding up on the other side of it where apparently no vehicle could reach. stupid @ss!

    I hate what happened to the jeep, but he flat out got what he deserved.

    they call it "responsible" offroading for a reason
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited March 2009
    66chevyIISS wrote: »
    I was waiting for the strap to break and decapitate the dude standing next to it.

    exactly.. in the nuts or something... now that would have been funny stuff.
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  • engtaz
    engtaz Posts: 7,663
    edited March 2009
    Dang
    engtaz

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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited March 2009
    Dumbass.
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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited March 2009
    Those pus heads obviously don't know the value of a simple SHOVEL. Too much like work I guess.
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  • LessisNevermore
    LessisNevermore Posts: 1,519
    edited March 2009
    jimbo1421 wrote: »
    4WD is good for getting you stuck in places that you would have sense enough to stay out of if you only had 2WD.
    Funny, but true!

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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited March 2009
    I was waiting on the dude standing on the back bumper to take a header when they almost flipped it over.
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  • dfranks
    dfranks Posts: 207
    edited March 2009
    the best way to pull a truck out of the mud is to slingshot the cable,right........luckily nobody had their heads taken off with a broken strap.

    I have seen a strap take out the back window,
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  • AsSiMiLaTeD
    AsSiMiLaTeD Posts: 11,726
    edited March 2009
    tards...
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  • apphd
    apphd Posts: 1,514
    edited March 2009
    I'm trying to figure out what they thought they were going to do after they tore the front end out. Why keep trying to get it up on the flat? Did they think they could duct tape the front end in place and limp it home?

    It has been concluded that 90% of the time at that moment right before you end up in a predicament like that the last words are "oh sh&%^"

    The other 10% of the time are us folks in PA. We usually just say "hold my beer I'm gonna try sumpin";)
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