Carrot with a ****!!!

RuSsMaN
RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Bid now, bid often!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2910059963

Cheers,
Laughing Russ
Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,757
    edited February 2003
    Well, that explains why that Wabbit eats those carrots. :lol:
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited February 2003
    O M G ! ! ! !

    Do I dare ask how you actually.......um.......ran across.......that one?
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited February 2003
    brett,

    Russ obviously has "****" as one of his saved searches...
    More later,
    Tour...
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,413
    edited February 2003
    I am interested in how you found this one Russman?
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited February 2003
    It does beg the question......

    Russ was probably searching for a new 'girlfriend'. I heard his last one, he bit her on the neck and she farted and flew out the window.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited February 2003
    Troy, cmon now. How long have you been waiting to use THAT one? Third grade?

    The link was sent to ME fellas. Sheesh.

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited February 2003
    Sure it was.

    Now go away. I think I want to be left alone now.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • goingganzo
    goingganzo Posts: 2,793
    edited February 2003
    did you guys check the price 99million bucks.
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  • burdette
    burdette Posts: 1,194
    edited February 2003
    ****... you can get quite a few real vaginas for a lot less than $99 million... although eating them won't help your eyesight.

    Gotta just be a guy thing.. there was a tree on an ultimate course that we called "the **** tree".. take that 6" carrot and make it a 60' oak, with a big 'ol 5' **** at about eye level.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited February 2003
    Hall of shame here we come.

    Man, thats FUNNY Burdette.....
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited February 2003
    [Bug's Bunny voice]What's up, dick?[/Bug's Bunny voice]


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,413
    edited February 2003
    Burdette's wife:
    "how in the hell did you get tree sap all over your face?? Jesus it's on your clothes.. you have it everywhere"

    Burdette:
    "honey and I will explain as soon as I get these splinters out of my mouth"
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    DIY Stereo Subwoofer towers w/(4) 12 drivers each
    Crown K1 - Subwoofer amp
    Outlaw ICBM - crossover
    Beringher BFD - sub eq

    Where is the remote? Where is the $%#$% remote!

    "I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us have...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited February 2003
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

    BDT
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,757
    edited February 2003
    hoosier's the Man! :lol:
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

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  • STUFFMD
    STUFFMD Posts: 381
    edited February 2003
    Man the scarey part is that the current bid is over $127, I'm sure it was one of you guys....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • MxStYlEpOlKmAn
    MxStYlEpOlKmAn Posts: 2,116
    edited February 2003
    wow.....its a carrot......who the eff is gonna pay 130 for a carrot? huh? and im not gonna ask what this farmer did to this carrot while it was growing.....its almost sickening....:rolleyes:
    Damn you all, damn you all to hell.......
    I promised myself
    No more speakers. None. Nada. And then you posted this!!!!
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  • goingganzo
    goingganzo Posts: 2,793
    edited February 2003
    i also think this is heading to the hall of shame. they should put a boes logo on it lol
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  • scottvamp
    scottvamp Posts: 3,277
    edited February 2003
    $130
    Try
    $15,099 with 40 bids this guy is on to something!!!
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,757
    edited February 2003
    And almost 68,000 hits...got to be a record!
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • Ceruleance
    Ceruleance Posts: 991
    edited February 2003
    too bad no one is actually going to follow through, and buy the thing, just kids driving up the bid price because its funny
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