From my Cold, DEAD Hands!!!!

obieone
obieone Posts: 5,077
edited February 2009 in The Clubhouse
They've gone TOO far this time! This is really 'Hitting Below The Belt'
LITERALLY!!!:eek::eek:


http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/feb/26/toilet-roll-america
I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited February 2009
    That's why those English folks don't smile... they use "John Wayne" toilet paper: it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take s*** from anybody. Their knickers are all twisted up over nothing. This article was written by the "JW" toilet paper lobby that is trying to bribe Parliament into a massive government contract.

    We Americans will continue to drive our Hummers and wipe our backsides with whatever we please.
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited February 2009
    Seems to me they always have something to **** about.

    Trees, just like every other resource that grows from the ground that we use, are grown for consumption.

    Maybe we should stop using cotton because we shouldnt kill the plants...oh wait, we grow cotton for consumption...as we do trees.

    Idiots.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited February 2009
    petrym wrote: »
    We Americans will continue to drive our Hummers...

    Better get one while you can.

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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited February 2009
    I use good old Scott toilet sandpaper and laugh at the soft quilted, finger through the paper kind.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited February 2009
    Who cares what the Brits think anyway. We kicked their **** 225 years ago then saved their **** in the first and second WWs. We now have the right to treat our own asses however we choose with out their **** opinions.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited February 2009
    shack wrote: »
    We now have the right to treat our own asses however we choose with out their **** opinions.

    Pun intened!:D
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited February 2009
    They are gonna need some of that precious wiping paper in the ailes of this airlines planes if they dont have any coins in their pockets.

    http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=6973244&page=1

    " U.K. Airline May Be First to Install Pay Toilets " :eek:

    " Ryanair Chief Executive Michael O'Leary said on a BBC morining show that the airline is looking into charging its passengers £1 (about $1.43) to use the loo "
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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited February 2009
    Anybody here but me old enough to remember the toliet paper tubes you used to get in C rations? Now that was a tough wipe :D



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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited February 2009
    Back to the front? Front to the back?
    Discuss...
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,987
    edited February 2009
    ......depends on whether or not it was a Papa John's sheite or not.......
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited February 2009
    Legend has it that Thin Crust can be tackled "side to side".
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,380
    edited February 2009
    :rolleyes:would it be in poor taste to invite the Queen of England to come over to my home to wipe my **** for me...:cool:
    Then after I could tell her to kiss it:D
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited February 2009
    "Proper Decorum" is sooooooooooo over-rated. I'd tell the "Queen" (if that is, indeed, her REAL NAME) to kiss off. When she politely refuses (as those of royal lineage are wont to do), I'd smack her **** and give her a wink that'd melt 10lbs of gelato from here to eternity.
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • LessisNevermore
    LessisNevermore Posts: 1,519
    edited February 2009
    If those idiots actually practiced what they preach, by soaking their asses with water, they'd drown. Now somebody pass the Charmin.
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