Math Problem
F1nut
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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100% ?
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close, attitude will get you there, but **** will put you over the top.
And look how far **** kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?
What makes life 100% ?
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close, attitude will get you there, but **** will put you over the top.
And look how far **** kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?
Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk
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Comments
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hardwork never killed anyone, but why take a chance?Damn you all, damn you all to hell.......
I promised myself
No more speakers. None. Nada. And then you posted this!!!!
Damn you all! - ATC -
I'd want to be a:
B R O W N - N O S E R
2-18-15-23-14-13-15-19-5-18 = 142%
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I like this math problem better than the bullet math problem.
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Won't take you as high as asskissing...but not bad:
HONESTY
8+15+14+5+19+20+25 = 106%
See? Things are not so bad
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Good thought provoking thread!
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Being an "**** Kisser" will get you 109 %, which seems to serve people quite well.
Thanks for unlocking that secret forumula, F1.Sal Palooza -
So that's why **** has worked so well.:D
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Toby must have been bored today. Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk
