Male vs. Female Friendships
mr smith
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Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
So true
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
So true
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Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
So true
LOL...Sounds about right. -
My wife would have just slapped me lieu of the question.
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Hilarious. I'm still lol...
So true though..
Nick -
How true...
That reminds me of the Captain Morgan(?) commercial where the guys are all hanging out at the bar, and then the wife calls him. Everyone in the bar goes silent and then starts imitating different TV shows and newscasters...I've always loved that commercial...lol
edit-This commercial,
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LOL! That is a great commercial.
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comfortablycurt wrote: »how true...
That reminds me of the captain morgan(?) commercial where the guys are all hanging out at the bar, and then the wife calls him. Everyone in the bar goes silent and then starts imitating different tv shows and newscasters...i've always loved that commercial...lol
edit-this commercial,
That's a good one...lol -
I showed this to my wife, she didn't see the humor in it.
My equipment sig felt inadequate and deleted itself. -
I showed this to my wife, she didn't see the humor in it.
My fiancee got a kick out of it, and then said i better not do something like that...lol :eek: -
My fiancee got a kick out of it, and then said i better not do something like that...lol :eek:
I think you should definitely try it. Let us know how it goes after she's done kicking your ****...:pThe nirvana inducer-
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comfortablycurt wrote: »I think you should definitely try it. Let us know how it goes after she's done kicking your ****...:p
I think i'll pass, i'd rather not be "cut off" if you catch my drift. lol -
I think i'll pass, i'd rather not be "cut off" if you catch my drift. lol
Oh come on...whats the fun in that? You need to take a chance man! Where's your sense of adventure?:pThe nirvana inducer-
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comfortablycurt wrote: »Oh come on...whats the fun in that? You need to take a chance man! Where's your sense of adventure?:p
I've been with her for about 7yrs, i've taken numerous chances with all sorts of different things.....lol
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EKKKKKKK:eek: "cut-off." Reminds of Ms. Bobbit.
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hearingimpared wrote: »EKKKKKKK:eek: "cut-off." Reminds of Ms. Bobbit.
:eek::eek::eek:....I didn't even think of like it that, OUCH!!!! lol -
ahhhh, nevermind.If...
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I've been with her for about 7yrs, i've taken numerous chances with all sorts of different things.....lol
Try introducing her as your "future ex-wife"........:D:D -
One thing I found out about last week is that it's a very slippery-slope with male and female friendships. They don't always stay "friendly" and can damage the friendship forever, which really sucks.If...
Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
Ron loves a film = don't even rent. -
One thing I found out about last week is that it's a very slippery-slope with male and female friendships. They don't always stay "friendly" and can damage the friendship forever, which really sucks.
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The Cap'n Morgan vid is just great.:)JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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LessisNevermore wrote: »Try introducing her as your "future ex-wife"........:D:D
Hmmmmmm, maybe i'll say that sometime to see what kind of reaction i get....lol :eek::D -
Hmmmmmm, maybe i'll say that sometime to see what kind of reaction i get....lol :eek::D
There had better be a camera around when you try that. Pics are a necessity for this. A video camera would be even better.:pThe nirvana inducer-
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comfortablycurt wrote: »There had better be a camera around when you try that. Pics are a necessity for this. A video camera would be even better.:p
Ummmmmmm.....No thanks, i think i'll pass on that one....lol haha -
Ummmmmmm.....No thanks, i think i'll pass on that one....lol haha
Yeah, I figured you'd say that. I was just going out on a limb there...lolThe nirvana inducer-
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comfortablycurt wrote: »Yeah, I figured you'd say that. I was just going out on a limb there...lol
No harm in trying..lol
