"What are you doing here?": man asks wife at a brothel

polkatese
polkatese Posts: 6,767
edited February 2009 in The Clubhouse
Too funny...Who's busting who?
"What are you doing here?": man asks wife at a brothel
Wed Jan 9, 2008 10:23am EST

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

(Writing by Chris Borowski, Editing by Matthew Jones)

© Thomson Reuters 2009 All rights reserved
I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • megasat16
    megasat16 Posts: 3,521
    edited February 2009
    I am speechless. I don't know whether to laugh out loud or to bust out in tears. It's a sad funny thing. :)
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,705
    edited February 2009
    it's sort of like The Pina Colada Song...
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  • Phasearray
    Phasearray Posts: 437
    edited February 2009
    brothel is like a strip club right?
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  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited February 2009
    going to a brothel to get service from the wife? novel idea..I wonder which checking account does the funding coming from? the joint account one? :)
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited February 2009
    ROTFLMAO! That is totally a sad state of affairs, not only is he inadequate in bed, he doesn't even bring home enough bacon!
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  • comfortablycurt
    comfortablycurt Posts: 6,745
    edited February 2009
    Wow...that's a funny story.

    Talk about an awkward situation...lol

    Husband-"What are you doing here!?"

    Wife-"What are you doing here!?"

    Priceless...
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  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited February 2009
    One thing for sure: both can't use "Infidelity" defense for the reason during their Divorce proceeding. Who gets the (P)Alimony?
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited February 2009
    keiko wrote: »
    what was he doing there? Did his wife give him a discount?

    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,705
    edited February 2009
    Phasearray wrote: »
    brothel is like a strip club right?
    It's a whorehouse (house of ill repute, known as a "nunnery" in Shakespeare's day).
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  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited February 2009
    cfrizz wrote: »
    ROTFLMAO! That is totally a sad state of affairs, not only is he inadequate in bed, he doesn't even bring home enough bacon!

    Ya know, just because the women is out running around (stripping, or whatever you wanna call it), doesn't mean the husband is bad in bed and can't bring home the bacon. Wow. Talk about jumping to conclusion on 10% information. Trust me on this one, I know about it first hand. Sometimes the women are just bad eggs too ya know... ever think about that one?
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,335
    edited February 2009
    Ya know, Poland wouldn't be my first country of choice to visit a brothel. :eek:
    Carl

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  • messiah
    messiah Posts: 1,790
    edited February 2009
    Maybe the economy is bad or something lol
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
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  • TomBergamini
    TomBergamini Posts: 31
    edited February 2009
    Phasearray wrote: »
    brothel is like a strip club right?

    If you're not kidding, I suggest a little less time watching movie reruns and a little, make that a LOT, more time reading.

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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited February 2009
    schwarcw wrote: »
    Ya know, Poland wouldn't be my first country of choice to visit a brothel. :eek:

    Tell us Carl, which would be first. :D :eek: :p
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,705
    edited February 2009
    schwarcw wrote: »
    Ya know, Poland wouldn't be my first country of choice to visit a brothel. :eek:

    oh, I dunno. Those Polish women are so... husky.

    :-)
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited February 2009
    janmike wrote: »
    Tell us Carl, which would be first. :D :eek: :p

    My 1st choice would be BRAZIL!!!, followed CLOSELY by Spain!!:D
    Never been to Brazil, but I have been to Spain.......where even the crackhoes don't look 1/2 bad:rolleyes::eek:
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,705
    edited February 2009
    Reminds me of a Hoyt Axton song, somhow...

    Well I never been to Spain
    But I kinda like the music
    Say the ladies are insane there
    And they sure know how to use it
    They don't abuse it
    Never gonna lose it
    I can't refuse it

    Well I never been to England
    But I kinda like the Beatles
    Well, I headed for Las Vegas
    Only made it out to Needles
    Can you feel it
    must be real it feels so good
    Oh, feels so good

    Well I never been to Heaven
    But I been to Oklahoma
    Well they tell me I was born there
    But I really don't remember
    In Oklahoma, not Arizona
    What does it matter
    What does it matter...


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  • Sami
    Sami Posts: 4,634
    edited February 2009
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    oh, I dunno. Those Polish women are so... husky.

    While Poland wouldn't be my first choice either, there are abundant of hot women there. I did spent a month in Warsaw during college times and I also had the misconception that the women are not that attractive.

    Yes, been to Brazil too, can't say the women are ugly there either. Maybe it's just me, I always find myself surrounded by beautiful women...and not just in brothels. ;)
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,624
    edited February 2009
    This just seems like a Twix commercial...........
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • strider
    strider Posts: 2,568
    edited February 2009
    Or Mentos.

    I could see "The Freshmaker" being useful in this situation....
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited February 2009
    polkatese wrote: »
    going to a brothel to get service from the wife? novel idea..I wonder which checking account does the funding coming from? the joint account one? :)

    Paypal could care less as long as they get 3%.

    RT1
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  • Sami
    Sami Posts: 4,634
    edited February 2009
    strider wrote: »
    Or Mentos.

    I could see "The Freshmaker" being useful in this situation....

    Southwest Airlines comes to mind as well.

    "Wanna get away?"
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