Need an MRI? Go to the zoo!

Jstas
Jstas Posts: 14,806
edited January 2009 in The Clubhouse
I heard this on the radio yesterday and someone forwarded it to me today in email. Thought I'd share 'cause I'm a sharer.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479782,00.html
275-Pound Woman Says Hospital Told Her to Use Zoo MRI

When a 5-foot, 275-pound woman found out she had a tumor on her spine, she was told by her local hospital to go the zoo to have a MRI because a regular MRI machine could not hold her weight, MyFOXKC.com reported.

Carolyn Ragan told the television station she discovered the tumor two years ago and, after the hospital told her she could not use their MRI machine, a medical assistant said he would help her find a solution.

“So he suggested the Kansas City Zoo,” Ragan said. “I thought, I know I’m big, but I’m not as big as an elephant. And my husband got mad.”

The University of Kansas Hospital would not comment on Ragan’s claim, but said its MRI department does not know of any animal MRI in the Kansas City area that would scan a human.

Ragan’s problem was two-fold: She was too heavy for the table and too wide to slide through the opening.

Medical Imaging in Kansas City North, which has both closed and open MRI machines can typically hold up to 440 pounds, but sometimes a person who weighs less can still be out of luck, according to an MRI technician.

“It depends on how they are built a lot of times and what part of their body we’re scanning,” said technician Sarah Abbott of Medical Imaging. “(The machine) can only be so open before the magnetic field dissipates into the room.”

Ragan, who ended up having two surgeries and some paralysis, said she finally found an open MRI machine that held her weight, but it was embarrassing and frustrating.

“They should have machines that fit most everybody,” she said.

The thing I found funny about it was the last line. While 275 pounds isn't outside the weight range of what a hospital might see a person weighing, when 275 pounds is on a frame barely 5 feet tall, that's some girth and well outside the "normal" range. That would qualify her as not "most everybody". To put it in perspective, a guy a full foot taller and weighing in at 275 pounds is probably only about 80-85 pounds overweight. A woman only 5 feet tall and pushing the scales at 275 pounds is probably 160 pounds over weight. That is a big difference. It's not a slam at overweight people either.

And I'm not trying to be insensitive. The medical assistant that made the insensitive comment was out of line but the simple fact remains that there is a statistical percentage of people who will be outside that range. If you are pushing 300 pounds of you on a 5 foot tall frame, you are a bit on the downside of the curve. The thing about statistics and probability is that everyone is a number and sometimes your number just isn't the right one. Doesn't excuse other people from being mean but on the same side of that coin, reality can be harsh.
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  • CaligulaPolk
    CaligulaPolk Posts: 1,650
    edited January 2009
    Jstas wrote: »
    I heard this on the radio yesterday and someone forwarded it to me today in email. Thought I'd share 'cause I'm a sharer.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479782,00.html



    The thing I found funny about it was the last line. While 275 pounds isn't outside the weight range of what a hospital might see a person weighing, when 275 pounds is on a frame barely 5 feet tall, that's some girth and well outside the "normal" range. That would qualify her as not "most everybody". To put it in perspective, a guy a full foot taller and weighing in at 275 pounds is probably only about 80-85 pounds overweight. A woman only 5 feet tall and pushing the scales at 275 pounds is probably 160 pounds over weight. That is a big difference. It's not a slam at overweight people either.

    And I'm not trying to be insensitive. The medical assistant that made the insensitive comment was out of line but the simple fact remains that there is a statistical percentage of people who will be outside that range. If you are pushing 300 pounds of you on a 5 foot tall frame, you are a bit on the downside of the curve. The thing about statistics and probability is that everyone is a number and sometimes your number just isn't the right one. Doesn't excuse other people from being mean but on the same side of that coin, reality can be harsh.

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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited January 2009
    I love that the husband got mad. Your wife is MORBIDLY obese, and doesn't fit on the machine. Whose fault is that? You'd think being so "embarrassed and frustrated" would push her to, I dunno, reduce her gravitational field by a bit.

    Stop eating, don't get mad at the world for not accommodating you. It's a free country, but if you wanna be fat you gotta deal with the consequences.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited January 2009
    Well said Bob. I just love how our society is so bent on blaming others and not taking responsibility for one's own actions. It's pathetic.

    She's fat because she wants to be, no one's fault but her own, 100%.
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited January 2009
    That's fantastic!
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,380
    edited January 2009
    lol.
    hahahaha!
    hehehehehehe!
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  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited January 2009
    I heard it on Bubba yesterday as well.... Good Stuff


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  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,151
    edited January 2009
    Holy cow (pun...)! This is hard to believe, but she is neither the first nor the biggest:
    Fat Lady Sent to Zoo for MRI
    May 31, 2005

    Maybe it's time to think about new dietary choices: A woman, too fat to fit into conventional MRI equipment was referred to a local zoo.

    The New York Post reported that New York's Jennifer Walters, who tips the scale at a whopping 407 pounds, was told by her doctor to seek treatment at the Bronx zoo after she proved too enormous to fit into a human-sized medical scanner. Humilated by the suggestion, she contacted the newspaper to complain, which, ironically, just made headlines.

    The zoo, however, told the paper it has no such elephant-sized MRI machines on site.
    http://www.aversion.com/news/news_article.cfm?news_id=4413

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    The she hulk is probably a lot fitter and a lot slimmer than the New York version of J. Walters!
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  • bruss
    bruss Posts: 1,039
    edited January 2009
    Yeah i heard this on stern yesterday.. Classic
  • avelanchefan
    avelanchefan Posts: 2,401
    edited January 2009
    While this is an abnormal situation it is not the first time I have seen this. While I think 275 is a little on the low side for refusing to do an MRI. Our machines are rated for 350 pounds. Anything over that and they have to go to the Tucson Zoo for a CAT scan or MRI.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited January 2009
    While this is an abnormal situation it is not the first time I have seen this. While I think 275 is a little on the low side for refusing to do an MRI. Our machines are rated for 350 pounds. Anything over that and they have to go to the Tucson Zoo for a CAT scan or MRI.

    She's 5 feet tall and 275 pounds. Weight isn't the issue, girth is. She's 5 feet by 5 feet.
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  • John30_30
    John30_30 Posts: 1,024
    edited January 2009
    Don't be goin' up in tha tower. Yez are elliephants is why!
  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,151
    edited January 2009
    Jstas wrote: »
    ... Weight isn't the issue, girth is. She's 5 feet by 5 feet.
    You're too funny sometimes, dude! :D
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited January 2009
    There was an episode of 'House' that dealt with this scenario. Pretty funny. Until the end.
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